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Sean. 19-Apr-20 12:56 AM
t!8ball Does Seth have a magic satchel?
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Tatsu BOT 19-Apr-20 12:56 AM
🎱 | Yes, Bagelwrecker
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:53 AM
8ball Is Emmett satisfied with the outcome of the operation?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:53 AM
I don't think so.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:53 AM
8ball Is Emmett at least content?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:53 AM
Yes, definitely.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:53 AM
8ball Did Emmett get hurt at all?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:53 AM
Without a doubt.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:54 AM
t!choose Scratch | Cut | Burn | Stab | Bruise | Broken
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 11:54 AM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Scratch
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:55 AM
t!choose Face | Chest | Ear | Horn | Hooves (Upper) | Hooves (Lower) | Arms | Legs
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 11:55 AM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Face
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:56 AM
8ball Is it a scar?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:56 AM
Very doubtful.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:56 AM
(Scars can heal, as can wounds; the question was stupid.) (edited)
8ball Did Emmett party until he was extremely drunk last night?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:56 AM
My sources say no.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
8ball Did Emmett get high as balls instead?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
Better not tell you now.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
8ball How about now?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
Flip a coin with 8coin. Heads is yes, tails is no.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
8coin
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
Tails.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
8ball Is Emmett under the effects of any substance?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:57 AM
Cannot predict now.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:58 AM
8ball How about now?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:58 AM
Concentrate and ask again.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:58 AM
8ball I'm asking again.
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:58 AM
Reply hazy try again.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:58 AM
8ball Is Emmett under the effects of any substance?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:58 AM
I think so.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:59 AM
8ball When Emmett fell asleep, was he partially unclothed?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 11:59 AM
Outlook good.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 11:59 AM
t!choose Shirtless | Goggles-less | Pantsless | In his boxers | In his birthday suit | Underwear on his head
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 11:59 AM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Shirtless
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:00 PM
Cool
Nothing gross
8ball Was Seth hurt during the experience?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:00 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Minority opinion wins. No changing answers.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:00 PM
I say yes
I am the group
t!choose Scratch | Cut | Burn | Stab | Bruise | Broken Bone | Sprain
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 12:00 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Broken Bone
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:00 PM
Uh oh
t!choose Forearm | Upper Leg | Foot | Hand | Pelvis | Upper Arm | Lower Leg | Actually, no, it was just a sprain. Seth overreacted.
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 12:02 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Upper Leg
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:02 PM
I'm sure Seth has a pill to fix that up
8ball Is Seth satisfied?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:02 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:02 PM
8ball Did he fuck a Llamanian?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:02 PM
Very doubtful.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:02 PM
Rip
8ball Was Sanya hurt at all?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:03 PM
Ask Sanya.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:03 PM
Fair point
@Brody Was Sanya hurt at all?
While I wait for that...
8ball Did the Llamanians come prepared with anti-spectre technology?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:04 PM
Signs point to yes.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:04 PM
8ball Was Garrick hurt at all during the experience?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:04 PM
Without a doubt.
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Trey Moment 21-Apr-20 12:04 PM
garrick_sketch
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:05 PM
t!choose Paralyzed | Dent | Tiny, but Unhealable hole
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 12:05 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Dent
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:05 PM
t!choose Hand | Eyeball | "Leg" | Bandana
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 12:05 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Eyeball
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:05 PM
@Trey Moment Garrick has a dent in his eyeball
It'll fix up in a day
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Trey Moment 21-Apr-20 12:06 PM
Ouch
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:06 PM
Up to you to determine if that impairs his vision or not
8ball Did the crew steal a lot?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:06 PM
I think so.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:07 PM
8ball Over 50k Ducketts worth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:07 PM
DENIED.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:07 PM
8ball Exactly 50k Ducketts worth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:07 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Majority opinion wins. No changing answers.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:07 PM
@Trey Moment You joined the group. What do you say.
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Trey Moment 21-Apr-20 12:07 PM
Yes
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:08 PM
Yes
t!choose Llamanian technology | Ancient Artifacts | Powerful weaponry | Just Ducketts | A chunk of the mothership, somehow | Actual Llamanian Slaves | A combination of all of the above
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Tatsu BOT 21-Apr-20 12:08 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick A chunk of the mothership, somehow
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:09 PM
We stole a part of their ship with whatever was in it
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Trey Moment 21-Apr-20 12:09 PM
A small combination of all of the above, then xd
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:09 PM
Emmett makes sure that that chunk is big enough to require an entire GUY's worth of fixing to replace
So it is HUGE.
Like, the space yachi is having to tote something that is almost bigger than it
@Rashidi This involves you
8ball Was Dakari attacked at all?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:11 PM
Outlook not so good.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:12 PM
Dakari is such a good mercenary that he avoided all damage
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Brody 21-Apr-20 12:12 PM
Oh, sorry
I don't think she was
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:12 PM
Did she have anything special affect her?
8ball Does Sanya feel satisfied with the mission's outcome?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:13 PM
Outlook good.
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Brody 21-Apr-20 12:13 PM
Nothing new, no (edited)
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Rashidi 21-Apr-20 12:15 PM
Ok, hold on
I'm reading and trying to learn how this 8ball works
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:15 PM
8ball Did the Llamanians almost capture Emmett during the experience?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:15 PM
Signs point to yes.
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:15 PM
Very strange how they only scratched him. Hmm....
8ball Before he left with the others, did the Llamanians grab a patch of his fur?
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FF 8Ball BOT 21-Apr-20 12:16 PM
Most likely.
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Rashidi 21-Apr-20 12:16 PM
Dakari is an amazing mercenary
No wonder you hired him
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:18 PM
@Brody if you read my story in #ff-media , Mary is found from the wrong planet
Unless you had other plans
So currently there are five rooms to accommodate for the nine crew members that once were on the ship
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Brody 21-Apr-20 12:20 PM
I did have plans for Mary, she was really only going to be in short stories
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:21 PM
Seth, with his own; Sanya, Emmett, Chomsky, Jim, Maia, Garrick, Iris, Hector, and Chase
Wait
That's ten
So after Maia and Chomsky left, that remained 8
I'm sure everyone would want to shift their rooms around due to the crew additions/leavings (edited)
The chunk of ship from the Llamanians will be able to accommodate for 4 more rooms (edited)
Plus storage and potentially another engine.
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Brody 21-Apr-20 12:23 PM
Yeah
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:23 PM
But for the time being, who's sharing with who? (Before the new additions)
We'd have two free slots
Chase, Iris, and Jim left eventually
So that's 5
hector went back to Mars
So no one is sharing rooms currently
Four people
Seth, Sanya, Emmett, Garrick
I'm sure Chomsky is coming back
Maybe he even came back for the raid @Jonas
Sheesh though
We went from ten crew members to four
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Jonas 21-Apr-20 12:28 PM
ye i playin chomsky
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:28 PM
Be sure to type your character up in #ff-conversation
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Jonas 21-Apr-20 12:28 PM
oh yeah
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:28 PM
11 if you count Ark's character
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Jonas 21-Apr-20 12:29 PM
how do GUYs work in this (edited)
i forgot
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:29 PM
One GUY is 3.95 years
Emmett, from his culture's perspective, is roughly 21, but from the GU's perspective, is 24.
He's a young adult
Anyhow, #ff-conversation
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Jonas 21-Apr-20 12:30 PM
mkay
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Zander 21-Apr-20 12:30 PM
Let's move
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Zander 21-Apr-20 06:48 PM
@deleted-role Pre-episode synopsis:
After Emmett was welcomed back into the crew, he was devastated. He had spent an entire GUY under the effects of believing that he had a Squoatling wife. He had completely forgotten and forgiven Seth for airlocking him; he wanted vengeance for the Llamanians giving him a dream and them crushing it. For roughly two GUYs, he researched and steadily made a plan to ransack the Llamanian mothership, wanting to make a message that he was not someone to mess with. He didn't want to kill them off either, as he believed that they were still people under the effects of an abusive rule as opposed to monsters. He and the crew hired hundreds of mercenaries to get them into the ship and raid, with many of them being hired to be cannon fodder. Anyhow, the day before the current episode was the day of the raid. While Emmett planned on killing a few Llamanians and stealing some of their machinery, the crew somehow stole a chunk of the mothership that was almost the size of their own ship. The original crew left with little damage, aside from Seth breaking his leg. All that was left from the assault was a chunk of Emmett's fur, taken from the back of his neck. The current episode was the aftermath of their celebration, when Emmett got pretty drunk and Seth took on an army of ladies. Currently, everyone is asleep, Chomsky, Iris, and Dakari are sleeping in the living block (main area/hangout room), and the holovision is on, but showing static. The Anole and the Alternion are currently at a space station. The crew is pretty low on fuel and food, but should be able to make it to the spacestation, given they want to fly there. The weekly GU broadcast, which showcases important news and announcements, is meant to broadcast soon.
(edited)
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:06 PM
8ball can i wake up? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:06 PM
Most likely.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:07 PM
hey, guys, wake up. news is about to come on
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:08 PM
oh cool.
8ball does Iris go make breakfast?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:09 PM
Signs point to yes.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:10 PM
8ball Does Dakari care about today's news?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:10 PM
It is certain.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:10 PM
whats on the menu, iris?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:10 PM
Pancakes? Do you want pancakes?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:10 PM
I'm more interested in the news
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:11 PM
8ball Does Seth push all of the women he slept with into an airlock and push the open button?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:11 PM
Better not tell you now.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:11 PM
sounds good
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:11 PM
8ball Does Seth push all of the women he slept with into an airlock and push the open button?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:11 PM
Don't count on it.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:11 PM
I think they're still talking about our big success last night
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:11 PM
Iris starts making blueberry pancakes.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
8ball does the news interrupt the current program suddenly?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
I think so.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
Why did I get so many and how do they all fit in here
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
He definitely does not
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
Seth tries stepping over each woman lying on the floor
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
8ball Does every male all of a sudden get a random boner?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
Ask Seth.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:12 PM
@garrick
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:13 PM
We interrupt your lives with the most important news you'll ever hear.
GU NEWS!
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:13 PM
garrick where are you
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:13 PM
Sanya awakens with a boner. She is very confused
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:13 PM
BREAKFAST TIME GHOST GUY
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:13 PM
Guys...
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:13 PM
The sound of the mixer gets slightly louder as Iris gets a little stressed.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:14 PM
The news... is on
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:14 PM
Garrick bursts out of his room.
IRIS
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:14 PM
The phantom feeling disappears
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:14 PM
GIVE ME FOOD
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:14 PM
no but, Every woman on the ship has a boner
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:14 PM
We start off our week with the American Dad Empire's trade route with the Galactic Union. Apparently, in the middle of the route, there was a naked man holding up traffic!
The man is known as Stan Smith, and he is trying to make a message.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
Iris jumps, a little startled, but nods. Working on it!
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
Seth exits his bedroom
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
8ball Does Emmett wake up just yet?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
Yeah, I'll allow it.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
Thanks. What's on the news?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
Good morning retards
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
~D: Sorry. I guess that my dreams cross over into yours.~
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
american dad (edited)
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
No one cares about the news anymore I swear
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:15 PM
Of course.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
Lets watch Shlak-lack the Destroyer
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
You would think people still care about naked idiots
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
guys this is some compelling stuff. a guy holds up traffic? epic.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
Emmett opens his eyes and wipes them, feeling like shit. Eugh. My horns. He leaves his block and sits in a recliner next to the couch Dakari is sitting on.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
8ball does Garrick change the channel?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
Better not tell you now.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
Isn't that Seth's thing? (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
8ball does Garrick change the channel?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:16 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Majority opinion wins. No changing answers.
👎 6
👍 5
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:17 PM
👍 3
👎 2
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:17 PM
If you're thinking on changing the channel, we will instantly incinerate you from your holovision if you do so!
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:17 PM
The first batch of pancakes is done.
Pancakes!
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
better dop the remote, garrick
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
Garrick tried to grab the remote, but his impaired vision causes him to just slam the ground instead.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
aw sweet, brekfast (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
She immediately begins the second batch after setting the first to the side.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
"On a more solemn note, the Llamanian mothership was bombed just yesterday."
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
What kind of pancakes are these?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
Blueberry.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
Ahhhh good old fashioned GU propaganda channel, the only channel that plays on every channel
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:18 PM
chomsky grabs a couple pancakes and freaking destroys them with syrup (edited)
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
Sweet, the best kind of pancakes
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Multi 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
8ball does the TV start running around the room, still playing despite not being plugged in anymore?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
Dude. No.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
"Supposedly a huge group of mercenaries attacked the ship, killing hundreds of Llamanians and stealing a large chunk of ship."
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
Garrick grabs a chunk of the pancake stack and shoves it in his mouth.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
Iris smiles cheerfully. Glad we can agree!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
👎 1
👍 1
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
The faster I eat the faster I heal.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
Sanya leaves her room and meets the crew in the commons area
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:19 PM
Hey guys where's the pool?
I left my girlfriend in there and I need my morning blowjob.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
Oh, sorry Iris.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
"It is unknown where the chunk is, given that the crew went into hyperspace immediately after tractor beaming it."
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
8ball Does Sanya eat breakfast?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
Most likely.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
Morning
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
That’s okay. Iris bakes a little harder.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
still in space by the way
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
Morning Sanya!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
8ball should i wake up from my coma?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:20 PM
Ask Seth.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:21 PM
Yes
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:21 PM
"It is known, that the Vortox Pummelers were behind this act, however."
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:21 PM
Where am I? What happened?
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:21 PM
8ball does garrick give all of his pancakes to chomsky
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:21 PM
Reply hazy try again.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:21 PM
8ball does garrick give all of his pancakes to chomsky
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:21 PM
Sing the poopy farty song word for word. The others will decide your fate.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:22 PM
Morning, Iris. What's for breakfast?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:22 PM
Uh oh. They're not gonna catch up to us, are they?
We barely managed to get out of there in the first place.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:22 PM
naaah, we wrecked them. theyre not coming back
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:22 PM
Blueberry pancakes! As if to punctuate her sentence, she shovels 10 pancakes to the side.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:23 PM
Oh that mothership won't get up.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:23 PM
"The Llamanian Empire has established a large bounty on the head of Emmett Tawfeek, one of the last Squoatlings remaining. Roughly 250,000 :duckett: will be offered to the crew who can bring him to their ship alive."
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:23 PM
No way, why else would we have been partying?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:23 PM
Emmett rolled his eyes.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:24 PM
But you wanna know what will? The leagues of bounty hunters and Llamanian military cruisers.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:24 PM
Sanya picks up two pancakes, eats one herself, and feeds one to her flower.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:24 PM
look emmett, youre famous!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:24 PM
"If you kill him, they will personally come to your house and murder you and your whole family, they said."
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:24 PM
That's a big bounty. No hard feelings, right Emmett?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:24 PM
Well Emmett, looks like you're the most wanted man in the GU, you've even passed me!
Seth pats Emmett on the back
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:25 PM
I almost feel more jealous he has a bigger bounty than me...
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:25 PM
Enjoy your fame
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:25 PM
No surprise there.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:25 PM
Iris, hearing the bounty, stress-bakes pancakes at a strangely fast pace
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:25 PM
Garrick continues to devour the cakes.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:26 PM
garrick continues to devour penis
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:26 PM
Cooldude dies in real life.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:26 PM
8ball has Iris made 100 pancakes?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:26 PM
Do a t!choose to determine.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:26 PM
"Anyhow, that's all we got for GU News." Emmett opened his eyes from the sudden pat, them being bloodshot orange. "Remember to bring in the Squoatling alive!" The news anchor took out a plasma rifle and cocked it.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:26 PM
Ah you need some sleep buddy.
Or some grass.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:27 PM
I probably do.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:27 PM
t!choose 100 pancakes | 50 pancakes | 1000 pancakes | 10 pancakes
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 03:27 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick 50 pancakes
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:27 PM
But I assume that you guys all wanted me in here.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:28 PM
I got a little grass I found in the Llamanian mothership if you wanna share man.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:28 PM
Emmett wasn't in the mood to be discrete. Got a bong somewhere or something?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:28 PM
8ball Does Dakari eat 25 of the 50 newly made pancakes? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:28 PM
Yeah, I'll allow it.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:28 PM
DAKARI!
Those were for everyone!
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:28 PM
Yeah, give me a moment, I'll go grab it from my room
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:29 PM
Well now you have 25 left (edited)
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:29 PM
t!8ball Does Seth airlock all the women and go and grab the bong?
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 03:29 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Bagelwrecker
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:29 PM
as if we'll be able to eat all like 100 pancakes
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:29 PM
does seth speak to people telepathically when they have to ask him a question? (edited)
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:29 PM
Apologies, that's probably enough to last me the rest of the day though
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:29 PM
Alright I'm back, I hope we didn't need those women.
I just killed them all if we did.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:30 PM
"WARNING: FUEL RESERVES LOW."
Fuck.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:30 PM
I’m already making more. Even as Iris speaks, there are cupcakes coming out of the oven. She frowns in confusion. How did I make cupcakes?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:30 PM
Seth put the bong down and starts to set it up
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:30 PM
umi umi umi (edited)
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:30 PM
u im
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:30 PM
Oh shit
I kinda used some of the fuel for something, I'm sorry.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:31 PM
what if seth asks himself a question? (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:31 PM
8ball Does the crew realize that the septic tank is full?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:31 PM
The person who goes after you decides.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:31 PM
what'd you use it for? thats like our most important rescource right now! (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:31 PM
Seth, if I lit your penis on fire, would you burst into flames right now?
Yes
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:32 PM
I don't know.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:32 PM
Can we check?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:32 PM
That fuel kinda evaporates quickly.
I'd rather you don't
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:33 PM
i can help light you on fire.
in case you need me to
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:33 PM
No.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:33 PM
I will also help with that.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:33 PM
8ball Does Emmett get up and slump into the pilot's chair, checking the fuel reserves?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:33 PM
Very doubtful.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:33 PM
Can someone check for me?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:33 PM
I got it.
The bong is set up by the way.
Seth goes to the Cockpit and checks the fuel reserves.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
hey garrick, got any cards?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
Emmett kicked the bong away and took the grass, placing it in his mouth as Seth left. He lunged onto the empty couch and stretched his legs.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
Hmph.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
Probably.
I'll check...
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
i have a fun game we can try.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
Stop taking up the whole couch.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
God damnit.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:34 PM
Make me, woman.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
We have a problem Emmett.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
Sanya moves one of Emmett's legs and sits down.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
We're running at 10% fuel at the moment.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
I think we could definitely use another couch.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
Iris, noticing the small mountain she made, finally stops making pancakes and instead sits down to eat a few.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
Emmett rested his hoof in Sanya's lap, stroking his baby goatee.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
t!choose cards | cheese | deck of ears
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick cheese
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
I'll order a new one.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:35 PM
No good.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
you know what, that cheese will work
as a ghost, can you like possess the cheese
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
I didn't renew our ASA subscription, so we can't get refueled remotely, but I think we could get to Space Station Dack-12.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
You're concerning me.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
As a goat, I can eat the cheese.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
Iris is sitting on the floor.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
You listening to me Emmett?
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
can you though?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:36 PM
Emmett, I need you to promise you will not eat me when I possess this cheese.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:37 PM
Yeah, yeah, dad. Carry me to the console.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:37 PM
Alright son.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:37 PM
8ball Does Sanya go and help out Seth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:37 PM
DENIED.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:37 PM
possess the cheese, garrick. (edited)
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
Seth picks up Emmett and starts to walk to the cockpit
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
Fuel isn't my problem. He can deal with it himself.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
Garrick reluctantly possesses the cheese.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
Oh, bye Emmett.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
Finally, room on the couch. (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
Iris continues to eat pancakes, watching the living room descend into chaos.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
8ball Is Wemmfort too weak to get up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
DENIED.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
The better couch.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
8ball does chomsky take a huge bite out of the cheese
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
Outlook good.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:38 PM
The holovision has an earpiercing high frequency noise for 10 seconds and then switches to Shlak-lack the Destroyer.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:39 PM
Wemmfort is too weak to get up
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:39 PM
yum
cronch
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:39 PM
NoobWalk
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:39 PM
Why do you guys even enjoy this show?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:39 PM
nobulli
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:39 PM
Emmett purposely rolls out Seth's arms and sets the coordinates.
Dude, don't drop me.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
~D: How can you stand this chaos every morning?~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
Garrick unpossesses the cheese in great pain. All that had healed of his eye wound was reversed.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
Did you smoke all my grass?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
ah, ghost eye. my favorite
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
Emmett's mouth was filled with chunks of matted grass.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
WHAT THE HELL, MAN??
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
No.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
bitch.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:40 PM
its better than normal cheese
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:41 PM
Iris finishes her pancakes.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:41 PM
he's still on barbona @Zander (edited)
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:41 PM
foetnit
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:41 PM
fotnite
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:41 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ
He trails off into the kitchen to eat more pancakes.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:42 PM
anyway garrick, got any cards?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:42 PM
SORRY IRIS I NEED THESE
He eats the rest of the pancakes to dull the pain.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:43 PM
That’s okay.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:43 PM
he crashed on barbona on some pretty shallow water i guess (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:43 PM
I swear to God, Chomsky, I'm gonna get you back for that.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:43 PM
nope
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:43 PM
since there can't be a planet that's all water
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:43 PM
So Seth.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
That was some high quality Llamanian grass, like really high quality. Artisanally dried, grown with no additives, high OPC content, and watered with real KK-19 Water.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
Yes. Watch your eyes.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
You pound any special pussy?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
No, none of them were retarded.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
Also, thank you Seth.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
8ball does Iris change the channel to her favorite ribbon-dancing show?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
Sing the poopy farty song word for word. The others will decide your fate.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
I mean any I might've liked.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
my reflective glasses repel spirits. you cant touch me, garrick.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:44 PM
There was this minotaur, she almost broke my pelvis.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:45 PM
Emmett starts the autopilot.
Minotaurs give me PTSD.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:45 PM
Mmm.
There was this one muppet woman.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:45 PM
Whatever that is.
Muppet?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:45 PM
Yeah
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
squangry
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
She didn't speak GU Standard too well,
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
SethFromTheFinalsFrontier
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
She was interesting though, very tribal.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
Did she not have a translator?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
8ball Does all the food in the ship randomly disappear?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
Ask Seth.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:46 PM
No.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
Iris hums idly as she pulls out her dagger, reaching into her pocket for something to sharpen it with.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
8ball Does Dakari take a short nap on the couch?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
My sources say no.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
Her translator didn't work too well.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
Are you really going to take a nap right now?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
She doesn’t find anything, frowning.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
Why not?
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:47 PM
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
wemmfort falls on pretty shallow water (drawn by picasso)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
Does anybody have something to sharpen my dagger with?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
You have anything you want to talk about... plant?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
I'm trying to sit on this couch.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
Emmett closed his eyes, trying to get rid of his obnoxious headache.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
Sharpen it on Chomsky's dumb glasses.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
NO
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
Well I'm not taking up much room anyways though
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
theyll break your knife
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701282308023517246/702621751544381470/-__-.png 8ball Does the image above appear in the ship and starts ear piercingly screeching?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
Iris, i have a blade sharpener in my room.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:48 PM
8ball Does the image above appear in the ship and starts ear piercingly screeching?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
Cannot predict now.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
Oh, could I use it for a few minutes?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
8ball Does the image above appear in the ship and starts ear piercingly screeching?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
Most likely.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
8ball is cooldude dead yet?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
Signs point to yes.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
Of course.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
Thanks!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
I probably partied too hard.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
8ball is the image in the cockpit?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:49 PM
Yes.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:50 PM
It gets the best of us
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:50 PM
Iris starts for the door before realizing she doesn’t know where Sanya’s room is.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:50 PM
8ball Does Emmett fucking curbstomp the ben 10 alien?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:50 PM
Ask Sanya.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:50 PM
Ew a bug.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:50 PM
Do it
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:50 PM
do it
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
I can't have something like that in here.
This cockpit is meant to be safe and tranquil.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
Um... actually... I don’t know where your room is.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
Indeed
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
Try all of them
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
Look at his little uniform though (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
Here, I'll show you.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
treyggas be like "i'm you"
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
yeah
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
yeah
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:51 PM
Sanya gets up and starts walking to her room
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
Hey Emmett.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
when ur chompsky: yeah. (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
Iris smiles happily, willing to follow Sanya anywhere in this particular moment.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
Yeah?
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
That's the Packi bounty hunter uniform right?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
8ball is the ship closing in on the space station
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
Sure, but the next person adds a modifier to your outcome.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
8balllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:52 PM
Oh shit.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 03:53 PM
How much longer till we get to the space station? (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:53 PM
Wait.
Is our auto pilot broken?
Emmett overrides the ship and moves it onto the station. (edited)
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:54 PM
m
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:54 PM
Its running on fumes I think
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:54 PM
This room. The sharpener should be somewhere around here.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:54 PM
welp, there it goes. bye space station.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:54 PM
So, what are the Packis again?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:54 PM
Thank you! Iris steps cheerfully into the room and looks around for the sharpener.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:55 PM
Bounty Hunter group with their own TV show.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:55 PM
Tiny people that crawl in your urethra or something? Or are the-oh yeah, those are the Peeka.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 03:55 PM
8ball does the crew leave the ship unlocked when they board the space station?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:55 PM
It is decidedly so.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:56 PM
8ball Is the sharpener missing?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:56 PM
Very doubtful.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:56 PM
Its not just tiny people, that was just one of their members.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:56 PM
Oh hey, it's right here.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:56 PM
Iris turns with a grin. Oh thanks!
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:56 PM
Iris turns to see her knife missing.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:57 PM
boom time
@Trey Moment
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:57 PM
SHUT UP OH MY GOD
DUDE I HATE YOU SO MUCH
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:57 PM
m
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:57 PM
USE THIS DAGGER TO KILL YOURSELF
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Sib 22-Apr-20 03:57 PM
1
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:57 PM
So are we being watched then?
Emmett yawns.
Let me nap for a bit.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:57 PM
Where’s my...?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
Most likely.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
Check the ghost.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
Stay safe bud
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
OOOOOOOOONE
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
11
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
8ball should i get my bearings finally?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
Outlook not so good.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
Iris nods. Good idea.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 03:58 PM
tries to get up again but can't
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Lili 22-Apr-20 03:59 PM
These instructions in mind, Iris sets out in search of Garrick.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:59 PM
@Sean.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:59 PM
8ball does chomsky work in force with garrick to keep iris's stuff away from her
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 03:59 PM
My sources say no.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 03:59 PM
@Sib
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 03:59 PM
garrick. come on now
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:00 PM
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:00 PM
@Sean.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:00 PM
t!8ball does Iris find Garrick literally holding her dagger?
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 04:00 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Jelsafan0
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:01 PM
8ball Does Mateo walk towards the recently landed spaceship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:01 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:01 PM
I sense imminent danger.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:01 PM
Garrick, have you seen my-? oh.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:01 PM
ABORT!
Garrick flies away.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:01 PM
GARRICK
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:02 PM
He sticks the dagger in his pocket.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:02 PM
AFTER HIM
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:02 PM
Iris chases after him, pulling one of her ribbons out with an intent to lasso that ghost.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:02 PM
8ball Does Dakari go and practice knife throwing?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:02 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Minority opinion wins. No changing answers.
👍🏿 7
Thumbs_Down 2
trey 3
zan 2
tres 2
doof 1
thebeans 1
art 1
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:02 PM
My dagger now!
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:03 PM
trey
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:03 PM
~D: These people are insane. I don't know what you see in them.~
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:04 PM
Just call me in a little while, I'll be busy.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:04 PM
art
art
art
art
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:04 PM
Iris attempts to lasso the ghost
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:04 PM
art 🟪
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:04 PM
🟪
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:04 PM
🤣 [puuuooorple fuunnyyy
heeeeee
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:05 PM
🚲
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:05 PM
8ball Does Seth flash his dick to every single person on the space station in the span of 10 seconds?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:05 PM
Ask Emmett.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:05 PM
8ball Does Seth flash his dick to every single person on the space station in the span of 10 seconds?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:05 PM
The person who goes after you decides.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:05 PM
Garrick blows a raspberry at Iris.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:05 PM
chomsky wields the cheese to throw at garrick
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:06 PM
no
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:06 PM
im using the no modifier on you rn
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:06 PM
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:06 PM
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:06 PM
noway
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:06 PM
everyone mute silas
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
*kill
gottem
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
8ball does the crew head towards a commotion near the edge of the station?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
The person who goes after you decides.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
*stick in pooper
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
Yes
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
Iris, fairly upset by his theft, glares at Garrick.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:07 PM
let's get viruses by playing tf2
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:08 PM
chomsky, instead of throwing the cheese, eats it and heads to the edge of the station
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm6z-e1zqIc
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
8ball does Chomsky get dysentery
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
My reply is no.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
stomach of steel
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
He gets mild stomach pain instead.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeqY8vVbWnA
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
no
no
no
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:09 PM
That cheese is really old.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
m word
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
moldy cheese is good
ever eaten bleu?
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
8ball is the commotion caused by two naked aliens fighting, one of which becomes violently attracted to chomsky?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
Oh look! A distraction!
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
That's a no moment.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
Garrick moves quickly towards the commotion. (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
I've eaten a man named Blue. He wasn't good.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
Was he sad
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
No, he was dead.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
0-0
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
you ATE someone?!
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
Iris follows, scheming a way to retrieve her dagger.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:10 PM
Yeah.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:11 PM
I've eaten dwarves.
They're tasty
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:11 PM
8ball Does Sanya go in very elaborate detail about Floran dietary habits?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:11 PM
It is certain.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:11 PM
suddenly, the crowd goes wild, some people clearly ecstatic and others devastated. the crew notices televisions lined against the upper wall.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:11 PM
3D Animation of a rat character dancing to "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:12 PM
Florans eat meat. anything, really. Humans aren't special.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:12 PM
ah... (edited)
well fire burns anything. florans arent special. just some incentive to not eat me
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:13 PM
8ball should wemmfort finally get up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:13 PM
Ask Sanya.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:13 PM
If I wanted you dead, you'd never had taken a single step on the ship.
No.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:13 PM
Jonas has poopy pants
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:14 PM
sanya and seth can speak telepathically i guess
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:14 PM
And that's it! He's done it again! For his third gold in a row, The Scaled Speedster has won the photo finish!
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:14 PM
8ball does garrick have poopy vest
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:14 PM
Concentrate and ask again.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:14 PM
8ball does garrick have poopy vest
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:14 PM
It is decidedly so.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:14 PM
HE DOES NOT
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:15 PM
garrick did you poop your vest
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:15 PM
Someone in the crowd flings poopy on Garrick's vest.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:15 PM
8ball does Iris’ dagger fall out of Garrick’s pocket?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:15 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:15 PM
Oh, gross, what the hell?
NO
t!choose garrick | iris
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick iris
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
8ball Do I walk up to the plant-person?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
It is decidedly so.
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
🤔 | PlasmaPerson, I pick bubby
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
Well, hello there.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
Whatever. I have more important things to worry about right now...
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
8ball Does Seth piss on the Scaled Speedster's ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
Better not tell you now.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
Iris retrieves her dagger, sheathing it while touching it as little as possible. She’ll clean it later.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
8ball Does Seth piss on the Scaled Speedster's ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
Yeah, I'll allow it.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:16 PM
Garrick goes to the nearest bathroom to clean the poopy off of his vest.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
what's the point of groovy?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
Ahhhh
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
8ball Does Dakari associate with anyone?`
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
You may rely on it.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
I have had this vest for hundreds of GUYs and I have never had poopy on it before. (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
Oh. It's you. What do you want, bird?
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
sucks bro, your own fault.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
Pardon me?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
Seeing Garrick’s action, she goes into the nearest women’s bathroom to clean her blade.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:17 PM
Seth's head pokes out of the toilet and greets Iris
HELLO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY WARES
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
Iris screams.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
I HAVE PISS AND SHIT IN A JAR
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
t!choose Seth | Sanya | Garrick | Iris (edited)
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
n | You need to give at least 2 options.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
THIS IS THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM!!
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
TOO BAD
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
In the chaos, Garrick phases through the wall and swipes the dagger back.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
Iris throws the nearest bar of soap.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:18 PM
Oh, my bad. You reminded me of a bird i once knew. What is it?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
t!choose Seth | Sanya | Garrick | Iris
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
🤔 | Platinum_Pathos, I pick Seth
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
Seth eats the soup
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
baby heist
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
YUMMY SOAP SOUP
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
I was just wondering if you and your... cohorts, are willing to hire.
I've been on this station for quite some time.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
Seth withdraws his head
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
Dakari joins Seth in eating soup (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
Iris notices her dagger gone and immediately knows Garrick is the culprit. She exits the women’s bathroom
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:19 PM
seth eats some soap
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:20 PM
I'd have to check with our captain. It depends on the job, and the pay.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:20 PM
BEING A GHOST DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN JUST PHASE INTO THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:20 PM
Seth, we've got an offer.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:20 PM
Garrick sticks the dagger back in his pocket and flees.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:20 PM
I'd get off of this place for a Duckett at this point.
It has been far to long I've been on this station, waiting idly by.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:20 PM
I DO WHATEVER I WANT, FOR YOUR INFORMATION!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:20 PM
My ship broke down when I got here.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:21 PM
What?
Offer for what?
Free sex?
I'll take it.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:21 PM
Suddenly, a mammalian creature storms past the group, furious. This is bullshit. I can't believe I bet Klaus' college funds on that stupid fucking bird.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:21 PM
A crew member.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:21 PM
A high-pitched war cry comes out of Iris’ mouth as she chucks a bar of soap she got from the bathroom at the thief.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:21 PM
Oh ok
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:21 PM
So, what's your skill set? (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:22 PM
this is a summary of what we did
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:22 PM
Well, I'd like if you kept it secret.
But I was formerly enlisted in the GSS.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:22 PM
I see.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:22 PM
8ball Does Emmett wake up and get out of the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:22 PM
Ask Emmett.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:22 PM
I'm awake, I'm awake. (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:23 PM
Come with me, i'll take you to our captain.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:23 PM
Emmett gets up, races out, and slaps Seth square in the face. (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:23 PM
Heard that.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:23 PM
Guys, I feel like going back to the ship. I'm getting pretty bored out here.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:23 PM
Ouchies
What was that for?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:23 PM
Dakari, get your ass out of here.
We need to get the fucking fuel.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:23 PM
Oh
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
8ball Does Garrick go get the fuel?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
The person who goes after you decides.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
*Sanya walks towards Seth, not checking to see if the man is following her.`
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
All of you act like babies when I'm away.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
Why have they still not gotten it?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
@Multi
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
Iris, still fuming, walks over to stand near Emmett- the first person she saw who hasn’t done anything ridiculous today.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
Oh, Emmett. Here, we have a potential hire.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
They've been here forever.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
me and garrick are gonna look around for fuel.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
Pleased to meet you. My name is Mateo.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
GARLIC
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:24 PM
Potential hire? Emmett grabs the fuel hose from the ship.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
Garlic steals the fuel
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
garlic is the fuel
our ship is fuelled by garlic (edited)
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
AHHHHH
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
Yeah, someone approached me asking if we were hiring.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
MY TOE
IT IS ALIVE
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
Garrick returns to Emmett with the stolen fuel. Alarms go off.
I got the fuel.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
"ANTI SPECTRE ALARM INITIATED. BRING OUT THE LASERS." (edited)
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
uh oh.
now youve done it (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
8ball Did Mateo follow Sanya to Emmett?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
Very doubtful.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
...Surely they're talking about another Spectre?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:25 PM
Oh. I lost him.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
Iris is glaring at Garrick- she won’t let this go until her dagger is back where it belongs.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
Can we not go to one place without stealing something?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
You're asking a lot.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
No.
No.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
hes a thief by nature
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
Plus, why waste our spoils on some dumb fuel?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
Fuck, can you just take me off this place?
I can't stick here forever.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
Probably...
Actually.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:26 PM
Can we leave him here?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
But, if we get more people, there's less room on the couch.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
Emmett clasps his hands over his horns, clearly having a mental meltdown.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
I say we leave him.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
Is it illegal to do illegal things? (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
I couldn't care either way.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
We have enough- wait never mind, we don't have enough money for another couch
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
Iris is completely unsure what to say to help Emmett.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
Illegal shmillegal.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
Or, as I propose, we get another couch.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:27 PM
I don't even need a room.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
WE DON'T HAVE MONEY
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
Pour the ship into the fuel, Garrick
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
Just get me out of here, for the love of God.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
I SPENT IT ALL
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
Aye aye.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
Emmett, aren't you yourself illegal? So why does it matter?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
Did you spend it all last night on the party?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
Yes, also on those mercenaries.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:28 PM
Garrick stealthily fuels up the ship.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:29 PM
Ok, so it looks like we won't really be able to pay you.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:29 PM
Iris is itching to bake- preferably croissants.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:29 PM
So, i hope you don't mind.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:29 PM
Here's the thing, we can lose our docking permission if we keep stealing.
8ball
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:29 PM
8ball should i finally get up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:29 PM
Reply hazy try again.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:30 PM
Almost subconsciously, her hands start to make a whisking movement.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:30 PM
Give me one moment.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:30 PM
8ball Should Wemmfort get up
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:30 PM
The person who goes after you decides.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:30 PM
yes
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:30 PM
Emmett drops off the hose and walks away from the ship.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:30 PM
Emmett's right, we need to kind of stop stealing. I don't want to lose our docking permission, especially since word gets around between space stations, especially these pirate ones.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:31 PM
Fine, jeez. It was a force of habit.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:31 PM
I suggest we find some more ways to make money then soon.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:31 PM
Hey, grab me some smokes while you're out Emmett?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:31 PM
Especially for the couch.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:31 PM
They're getting closer the longer we wait, by the way.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
All those female mercenaries smoked them all
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
Emmett takes a plastic bag and puts it over his head, cutting holes in it for his eyes and nose.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
8ball does garrick steal a big sandwich from the space station before we leave
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
Cannot predict now.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
8ball does garrick steal a big sandwich from the space station before we leave
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
Dude. No.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
Iris mumbles something vaguely threatening about forcing his habit?? It‘s unclear what she’s actually going to do, but it will probably be unpleasant.
8ball does Iris head into the ship to bake 1000 croissants?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
DENIED.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:32 PM
Emmett walks to the spacestation's electrical complex, looking to see if anyone was around.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:33 PM
Hey Emmett, did you find smokes?
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:33 PM
Computer went bye bye I'm restarting it
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:33 PM
i'm gonna go get something to eat
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:33 PM
8ball Do I just go onto the ship and find my own spot to sit down?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:33 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Majority opinion wins. No changing answers.
👍🏿 4
👍 5
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:34 PM
Garrick is in a Road Runner-like race, where he is the Road Runner and a security mob is the cayote. (edited)
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
m
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
8ball Does Dakari buy his own personal beanbag?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
Ask again later.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
8ball Does Dakari buy his own personal beanbag?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
Don't count on it.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
Emmett finds an open vent and decides to climb into it. He does so very loudly, producing some noise through his communicator.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
Dakari buys a small couch just big enough for himself
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
8ball Does Wes go into the bathroom to wash up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:35 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Minority opinion wins. No changing answers.
👍 6
👎 5
🚙 1
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:36 PM
i'm back
jomiis copter
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
HEY EMMETT\
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
: ()
tres
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
SHUT UP
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
LOUD
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
LOUD
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
Iris furrows her brows. Emmett, what are you doing?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
does his communicator sound like the jonascopter?
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
8ball does the crew notice something on the TVs?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:37 PM
Cannot predict now.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
You should kill a rat and leave it in there
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
8ball does the crew notice something on the TVs?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
The person who goes after you decides.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
Or a cat
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
Emmett puts his mouth on his communicator and makes an annoying buzz before turning his comms off.
Yes
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
Dakari carries the small couch onto the ship
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
Iris turns to go back into the ship.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:38 PM
CHOMSKY HELP
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
Don’t help him Chomsky.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
are there seperate bathrooms from boys and girls? (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
8ball Does Emmett shut off the power on the space station?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
Do a t!choose to determine.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
But alas, Chomsky was too busy telling Sanya about his toenail fetish.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
What are you guys doing?
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
chomsky pulls out his flamethrower AIGHT PUT EM UP
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
Sanya is disgusted, but intrigued, because she does not have toenails.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
oh thats thats a lot of security people
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
PLEASE HELP
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
RUN
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
I AM RUNNING!!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
t!choose Emmett shuts the power off | Emmett sits in the electrical room | Emmett gets caught | Emmett "accidentally" kills some guards.
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Emmett "accidentally" kills some guards.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:39 PM
RUN BETTER
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
sanya is considered an eggplant
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
t!choose Emmett shuts the power off | Emmett sits in the electrical room | Emmett gets caught | Emmett "accidentally" kills some MORE guards.
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick Emmett "accidentally" kills some MORE guards.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
Uh guys.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
You guys are all assholes bye.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
Iris listens to the commotion over the comms as she watches a popular ribbon dancing show.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
I'm stuck in the electrical core.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
Christ! Emmet?! (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
EMMETT I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP BUT THIS IS GETTING YOU IN MORE TROUBLE
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
Seth turns his comms off and walks away from the ship
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
emmett the man behind the slaughter
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
I need a fucking smoke
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
The TVs show a figure in a white racing suit. An electric purple frill-looking thing is sticking out of the top. The figure takes off the helmet to show a reptilian creature. He is widely smiling and waving at the crowd. Thank you, Thank you! I couldn't have done this without my incredible skills. (edited)
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:40 PM
open bracket ammirite fellas (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:41 PM
:toe:
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:41 PM
I just wanted to turn off the power to save Garrick.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:41 PM
Sanya, who hadn't returned to the ship yet, watches one of the Tvs.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:41 PM
I'm just going to stay inside the ship.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
garrick smells
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
Seth watches one of the big TVs in the Crown Square of the space station
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
8ball do the members on the ship hear a loud noise from the storage room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
Reply hazy try again.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
Anyone else still in the ship?
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
8ball do the members on the ship hear a loud noise from the storage room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
Dude. Duh.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:42 PM
I am.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:43 PM
Emmett looks in the barrel of his Maggo-Pistol and sees the little maggot in it. It squirms happily. (edited)
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:43 PM
im gettin on
madhouse out there (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:43 PM
I'm so alone.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:43 PM
Oh, hi. How are you doing Iris?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:43 PM
8ball Does Sanya look for this pompous racer?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:43 PM
Signs point to yes.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:43 PM
Iris drums her hands against her legs to stop herself from walking into the kitchen and grabbing a whisk. I’m okay.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
Emmett's fist goes through the fourth wall and hits Jonas square in the mouth. (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
Iris, make more pastries.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
ouch
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
still here
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
Honestly, I was pretty sure I was going to win anyway, but my competition actually came close for once! The racer's pompous attitude is somehow ignored by the fans, who are in love.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
Iris mumbles to herself. It’s not lunchtime, it’s not lunchtime, it’s not- (edited)
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
I must say, I'm still getting used to you all and your... personalities.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
I'll give you back your dagger if you make food for me to heal with!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
8ball should Wemmfort admit that not having a pillow while sleeping is uncomfortable?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
Outlook good.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:44 PM
Sanya has noticed the large crowd that she once ignored earlier. (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:45 PM
Iris dashes into the kitchen and bakes so furiously that she could probably kill someone with her whisk.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:45 PM
(all cinnamon sticks are missing from the kitchen, along with toothpicks)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:45 PM
Emmett hears Garrick's screaming and looks through the crack in the door to the room.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:45 PM
Indulging her stress-baking grants instant relief, but inside, she knows she has lost.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
8ball does emmett finally shut off the power
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
Most likely.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
I'm not so sure you're ok Iris.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
What a hoot that owl was! Heh, get it? Anyway, I really am thankful for all of my wonderful fans. You people mean almost as much to me as I do. And that's saying som- The power is cut, and Wes' speech is cut short. He seems irritated.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
I’m making croissants.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
Phew...
Garrick returns back to the ship in the darkness.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
Emmett now gets out of the room, as the lock isn't active.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
We had breakfast like an hour ago.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 04:46 PM
i have to take a shower
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:47 PM
I don't think so.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:47 PM
8ball has Iris made so many croissants that there is now a throne of them large enough for a person to sit in?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:47 PM
Dude. Duh.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:47 PM
Wes, who knows the station well, decides to go to fix the power, since he knows the mechanics here are a bit braindead.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:47 PM
Thanks, Iris. Here's your dagger.
He hands her the dagger, blade side forward. (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
Sanya follows the lizard, hiding her identity with her hood.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
Emmett takes off the bag and runs to some of the vendors, planning on taking some of the nice stuff they have.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
I'll be back. Here, hold my magnificent golden trophy.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
Iris takes the dagger carefully and sheaths it.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
8ball Do I quickly check my weaponry?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
My reply is no.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
That is quite a lot of croissants.
8ball Does Dakari partake in the feast of croissants?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
Better not tell you now.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
8ball Does the backup generator start?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:48 PM
Don't count on it.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:49 PM
8ball Does Dakari partake in the feast of croissants?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:49 PM
That's a no moment.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:49 PM
Iris, tearfully, makes another beautiful batch. My will is not strong enough.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:49 PM
8ball does the backup generator start up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:49 PM
Sing the poopy farty song word for word. The others will decide your fate.
👍 4
👎 1
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:49 PM
Garrick devours many croissants.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:50 PM
Abandoned by his parents, Farty Poop sets off to find them again. This is the next generation flappy game, now with farts and physics! Features: * Lots of farts, and you can keep on farting even in the game over screen * Touching story * Physics using Box2D - the same engine...
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:50 PM
Wes can probably hear someone rustling through cans and tables.
8ball Is Emmett aware of Wes's presence?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:51 PM
Dude. Duh.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:51 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:51 PM
Iris manages to stop making croissants and stares at the mountain of croissants before her. I am weak.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:51 PM
Seth goes to the main power core
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WAS WATCHING TV
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:51 PM
Who's there?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:51 PM
How do we even have this many baking materials?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:52 PM
ME
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:52 PM
Wes stops. Who do you think I am? Show yourself!
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:52 PM
MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PENIS FARTY
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:52 PM
~D: What do you think will happen if the lizard finds Emmett? You better stop him.~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:52 PM
breakdown
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:52 PM
Emmett recognizes the voice.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:53 PM
Seth starts kicking the main power core
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:53 PM
8ball does garrick retire on the couch
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:53 PM
Sing the poopy farty song word for word. The others will decide your fate.
👍 3
👎 7
trey 2
💪 1
👶 1
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:53 PM
Seth... you’ve been yelling for a while... do you want a croissant?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:53 PM
Wes... The little racer.
The tiny man who drives a garbage can.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:54 PM
Wes puts his hand on his holster. I'd say you should show yourself before I fill you with holes.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:54 PM
He retires in the kitchen, obstructing whatever Iris is doing.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:55 PM
Iris doesn’t even care anymore.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:55 PM
Dakari, bored of the kitchen, lounges on his newly bought couch
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:55 PM
I was lucky to get to be the voice of Johnny Quasar for this 1995 demo of early Jimmy Neutron. I couldn't find the full version on YouTube, so I thought I would put it up!
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:55 PM
Garrick... who’s going to eat all these croissants? Who did I make them for? Why did I make them?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
Emmett shoots a maggot in the light, the maggot landing and burrowing into the ground.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
Garrick's eye would begins to contrict and heal from all the croissants.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
Don't mess with me, flyboy. (edited)
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
8ball is Diver lured out of the storage room by the smell of croissants?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
Ask Seth.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
Iris sees Garrick healing.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
Yes
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
Wes puts his helmet back on and his crest immediately flips up.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
...maybe my baking isn’t a complete waste of resources.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
8ball Does Sanya get Wes' attention?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:56 PM
It is decidedly so.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
Seth goes looking for Emmett
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
Diver begins sneaking through the halls, looking for the food
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
sc
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
I shall find you child
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
A Knife lands between Wes' feet.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
The hell?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
Hello, Lizard.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
You stole my cheese, and my entertainment.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
oo
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:57 PM
Oh, would you like an autograph? Sorry, I hope you can understand, I'm a bit busy.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
*Diver manages to find the kitchen, and the throne of croissants *
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
I'd prefer it if you left my friend alone. You see, if anything were to happen to him...
I'd tear you limb from limb.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
Hello.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
Before anyone can react, he swoops in and steals several croissants and runs away
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
8ball does the croissant throne topple
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
Dude. Duh.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
What was that?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
Okay, I guess.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 04:58 PM
You people are insane.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 04:59 PM
m
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Brody 22-Apr-20 04:59 PM
You've obviously never met a Floran before.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 04:59 PM
Emmett walks towards the little man, a little more light showing on his face. He tried to be intimidating, but to a normal-sized person, he just wasn't.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 04:59 PM
If anybody wants croissants, there are... a lot.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
Seeing Emmett's fuzzy, small figure, he can't help but be amused. Awwww, aren't you adorable?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
Fuck.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
Wait...you look familiar...
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
Shit.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
8ball does one of the croissants come to life?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
Outlook good.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
Have we met before?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
One of the croissants grows legs and stands.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
8ball Do I hear movement by the croissants?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:00 PM
It is certain.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:01 PM
Do these people have rats or something?
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:01 PM
Diver returns to the storage room, leaving a trail of croissant bits
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:01 PM
Emmett gets nearer, showing his face. His eyes were their usual mustard color, showing how his few hours of rest made him feel much better physically.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:01 PM
The croissant walks towards his voice.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:01 PM
No, we haven't met.
But you're famous.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
Don't stroke his ego.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
Emmett turns his comms on
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
8ball does Dakari grab a few croissants before returning to his couch?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
No. In fact, the opposite happens.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
I just feel like I've seen you before. Were you on that one show? (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
Seth, your grass was shit.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
8ball Does Seth find Emmett and Wes and drop kick the both of them?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
My reply is no.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:02 PM
Dakari throws several croissants out of the kitchen before remaining there
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
I don't understand half the things going on here.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
Yeah, I was on that one show.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
Ah, cool.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
The croissant is walking around the kitchen, making little squeaking noises.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
So, what's with the maggot and the death threats?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
Sanya picks up her knife and glares at Wes.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
No
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
Well, you see, I was on GU news.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
Don't tell him that!
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
Oh, you were?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:03 PM
Garrick mumbles about spears in his slumber.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
HAHAHA POOPY
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
And, uh, I'm not particularly feeling the best. (edited)
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
Wait...
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
What did you do now Iris? Why is there a walking croissant?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE EMMETT, YOU HAVE MADE BIG MISTAKE
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
As Seth gave me some inverted grass or whatever.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
I... don’t know...
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
...Seth.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR COMMS ON AND SHALL DESTROY YOU
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:04 PM
The croissant walks through Garrick.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
Realizing who he's dealing with, Wes starts thinking of a way he can get out of this mess.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
He's our retarded captain.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
YOU ATE ALL MY ARTISNAL GRASS, THE ONE THAT YOU MUST ONLY SMOKE
NOT EAT
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
Garrick is awoken by the smell.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
Great, now he knows who we are.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
I AM COMING FOR PAYMENT
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
What should we even do with it?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:05 PM
Honestly, I can't keep up with this criminal gig.
Even if I just started it.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
~D: This could be useful, though...~
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
8ball does Wes trip Sanya with his tail and quick-draw his pistol, aiming it at Emmett?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
Concentrate and ask again.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
8ball does Wes trip Sanya with his tail and quick-draw his pistol, aiming it at Emmett?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
Seth starts to head in the direction of Emmett
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
I dont know.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
I wonder where this little bread-crumb trail goes.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
You're worth a lot of money, you know.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
I need SMOKE
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
Emmett shrugged.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:06 PM
Sanya falls to the floor
~D: Not the most graceful.~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:07 PM
Kill me. Be the root cause of an entire species being erradicated.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:07 PM
Wes steps on sanya, keeping her on the floor. (edited)
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:07 PM
I could use some moving target practice. Just saying...
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:07 PM
If you touch him, you die.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:07 PM
The croissant walks to Iris and sits on here, making a happy noise.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:07 PM
I am in need of SMOKES EMMETT I AM COMING TO KILL YOU
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:07 PM
I promise you, your scales will make a perfect trophy
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
Well I don't think it should just wander freely at least.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
How about we just co-operate for a bit. And you, how about you shut your goddamn mouth and photosynthesize or something.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
Probably not.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
8ball Does Seth arrive from behind Emmett?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
I think so.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
IT IS TIME
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
Seth, come on.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
THE TIME HAS COME
THE TIME HAS COME
THE TIME HAS COME
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
Emmett looks behind. (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
Iris thinks for a moment before tying the end of one of her ribbons around it.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:08 PM
~D: This should be very interesting.~
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
Seth grabs a metal pipe and starts flailing it around
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
There's lite- FUCK OFF!
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
THE TIME HAS COME
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
Now, meet our captain.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
8ball does garrick leave the ship after waking up and join the commotion
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
Sing the poopy farty song word for word. The others will decide your fate.
👍 3
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
Seth throws the metal pipe into the air
Did you get my smokes?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
Emmett ducks, trying to reason with the towering figure. There's literally a cigar stand up there.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:09 PM
Your captain seems a bit hostile.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
This... works.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
I wonder if they have Elf Tobacco
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
Sanya starts laughing You don't know the half of it.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
The croissant chirps happily???
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
Who's that?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
This guy got a problem?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
Isn't that the guy from the big TV
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
Get this asshole off of me before he dies.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:10 PM
Who are you again?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Now... Emmett got back in his position, pushing Wes's arm up to where it was originally.
Back in action. Emmett winks.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Wes shoots the ground next to Sanya's face. Why, I'm the greatest racer and deadshot of all time. (edited)
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
If this croissant is alive... what about the other ones?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Not you faggot
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
8ball does the croissant get up and run away
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Concentrate and ask again.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Garrick blindly grabs a weapon from his pocket in preparation for a fight.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
The plant lady
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Oh, you asshole.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
8ball does the croissant get up and run away
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Concentrate and ask again.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
The whole throne of them?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
Probably not.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
You don't know the half of it babes
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
I hope not.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
8ball does the croissant get up and run away
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:11 PM
No. In fact, the opposite happens.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
8ball Does Sanya produce fear gas?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
I think so.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
Come on man.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
The croissant dives into Iris’ stomach.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
Eat shit, deadshot.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
You're not going to kill me.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
Uh...
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
And I'm not going to hurt you.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
what is that, poison gas? Come on, I'm wearing a custom helmet.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:12 PM
But I will.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:13 PM
So is the croissant a duck?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:13 PM
But, uh... You've got nowhere to go.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:13 PM
I'd like it if you could shut your little bonsai up so we can cooperate.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:13 PM
Emmett was hoping someone in the crew would explode Wes's ship at that moment.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:13 PM
It's not poison, dipshit. It's pure fear, in gas form. And i promise you, no helmet will help.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:13 PM
Okay guys, I know we said no more crimes, but we could just knock him out and take him with us.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
And i am NOT
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
8ball did wes leave his oven on so his ship catches on fire
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
Without a doubt.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
some PLANT!
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
that sucks
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
the croissant runs towards the storage room
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
guys uh, that ship...
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
Sanya, can you please not send your pheromones over to our friend here?
I don't think he wants to fornicate.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
Oh, Sanya!
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
BOOOOOM
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
Thats your name
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
hey newbie, that yours?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:14 PM
I remember you.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Noticing the explosion, Wes is devastated.
FUCK!
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Haha, ship go boomie
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Sanya takes this time to flip over the lizard and pin him to the ground (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Emmett holds his hoof out. (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Nowhere to run, TV guy.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Wes kicks Sanya in the chest while sprinting towards his beloved ship (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Want to be even mor-
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Iris follows the croissant.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:15 PM
Emmett chases Wes intently (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:16 PM
Oh, you bitch.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:16 PM
i know im the fire guy, but i swear i didnt light anything on fire this time. chomsky follows wes as well
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:16 PM
Seth draws his laser rifle and sets it to stun as he follows the two
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:16 PM
I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH FIRES DONT WORRY
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:16 PM
Don't stop it!
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:16 PM
the croissant enters through a slightly open door, making a startled squeak moments later
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:16 PM
Sanya races after Wes
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
Iris dives in- she’s a little attached to the croissant.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
Arriving at the ship in shambles, Wes falls to his knees. Oh, come on, that was my favorite raceship!
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
it's pitch black inside
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
8ball did the croissant fall off to reveal a duck?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
Emmett starts panting.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
Duck!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
I'm not in shape.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
with the only light being a singular green dot in the back corner and the small patch from the door
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
geez, what a burn. what happened to make it go up that suddenly? (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
Sanya catches up and draws her word
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:17 PM
I thought those were rats. Color me surprised.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
Word
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
THATS RACIST
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
the duck runs away hiding in the dark
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
Sanya then draws her sword
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
I was offering you a chance at redemption, Wes.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
8ball Do I go towards the duck to pick it up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
The person who goes after you decides.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
I know your scandals.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
Iris hurries into the dark after the duckling. Come back! Blueberry!
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
It was custom made to move as fast as possible. The engine was almost completely exposed.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:18 PM
Your steroids.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
My what now? I race ships, not people.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
dont you know how to build a ship?! the ENGINE was exposed?!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
What's up with your jacked up arms?
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
It was supposed to allow the vaccuum of space to cool it down!
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
Yes
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
The hell are you on about?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
Skip the formalities and just kill him.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
Look at your fucking arms!
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:19 PM
Let a lizard grieve, man. This thing was like a son to me.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
The door closes and locks behind the two
Drop him
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
arent you rich? cant you buy a new identical ship? (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
Iris yelps, not liking that she can’t see anything anymore.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
8ball Does Dakari search in his newly bought couch and find ducketts?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
No.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
What do you mean!? My arms??
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
Woah woah woah.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
8ball does Seth aim and stun Sanya, Emmett, and Wes?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
Blueberry??
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
The fear gas is kicking in.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
Lets take it easy here. Who's talking?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
Ah peace and quiet
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:20 PM
Emmett, just shut up. Either recruit him or kill him.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:21 PM
Emmett has a small seizure
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:21 PM
I Sw-
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:21 PM
Alright Garrick, help me get them into the ship
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:21 PM
Let's hold him for ransom. He's famous, isn't he?
Gotcha.
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:21 PM
hey i'd like a famous person in our crew. maybe he can do something about emmetts bounty.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:21 PM
My...arms...? Wes watches as his arms begin melting in front of him. He is then knocked back into reality as he is stunned.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:21 PM
Diver you absolute shithead
what were you thinking
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
Seth starts dragging Wes, Emmett, and Sanya into the ship
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
I’m Iris, give me the duck.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
Emmett, stop squirming.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
Who are you.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
Clearly this is more intricate than you simply wanting the Duck.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
8ball Does Emmett, once he's unstunned, buck the shit out of Seth, literally making a poop stain on the floor?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Majority opinion wins. No changing answers.
👍 5
Thumbs_Down 2
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
I'm Mateo, and you?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
8ball does Garrick successfully possess Wes
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
Most likely.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:22 PM
Iris.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
Seth turns on his comms
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
Good news, guys! He's weak, so I can get him on the ship!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
I was asking the voice of which I cannot see its owner.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
Why am I moving
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
Garrick-Wes walks shakily over to the ship.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
Shhh.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
Sorry, I haven't had legs in a while.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
What
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
I need help, we got people we need to get on the ship, aka Emmett and Sanya.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
You're both going to stay quiet.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
We're getting put up for ransom.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:23 PM
Why is there a voice inside my head
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
And why should I listen to your demands?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Garrick, put him in the hold.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
~D: Hey Ghost, can you tell the Elf to stop dragging us so harshly?~
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Why?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
I'm your conscience. You should go with them.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
...
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Diver come here, we need to leave.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
I guess I was the instigator..
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
You still haven't made clear who you are.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Hey Seth... the flower says stop dragging them so harshly.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Other than the fact that one of you is a duck.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
I'll try.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Garrick-Wes makes it to the ship.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
And it's best that it stays that way
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Yeah, sure.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
I’m not a duck.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Emmett's tongue hangs out of his mouth and his mouth begins to foam a little.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:24 PM
Seth! Grab him!
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
~D: Tell him thank you.~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
We both know how this ends if you try and sneak off.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
Well, I guess I could use a ride, now that my ship is fucked.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
I don't know this crew, but most seem rather batshit.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
Also, flower says thanks.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
Seth starts kicking Emmett
Stop squirming.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
I think it's best you stick with me.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
Is that so?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
Wow- that’s a little rude?
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
aight, you guys look like you have the...possessing handled. I'm headin back to my room
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
I'm sorry, Cooking Mama.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
I can't hold on for very long, can someone grab this guy??
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
You guys have any beetles? I'm starving.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:25 PM
Seth arrives at the ship and tosses the two into the ship
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Allow me to extend my more serious apologies.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
I disagree. It's best the two of us leave and you two stay here for a minute.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Wait, why is my conscience speaking about me in the third person?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Alright, chums, lets get out of here.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Well I am going to bring up a counterclaim.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Don't worry about it...
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
You'd rather a former GSS on your side than against you.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Oooooo....
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Trust me.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Low growling is heard from the corner with the small green light
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
Garrick splits from Wes and knocks him out.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:26 PM
I only bake when I’m stressed.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
~D: Tell the lizard that i admire his fighting spirit.~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Seth, you had the voltage way to high! Emmett's voice was almost incomprehensible.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Could you guys take me to my personal mechanic? I need to get a new S-
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Ookay, creepy noise- getting a little stressed now.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
What?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Your will is weak.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
I'm...ti..red..
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Jonas 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
not gay
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Yeah it is, what of it?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Seth starts up the auto-pilot
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Wes collapses on one of the couches, taking up the whole thing. (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
That's the main difference between you and I.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
Alright, we're leaving.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:27 PM
a quack responds from by the door
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:28 PM
Hope you guys had everything.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:28 PM
Blueberry!
Iris heads towards the quack.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:28 PM
~D: Well, this is interesting. I do want to try something, though...~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:28 PM
I don't believe for a shred that's its name.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:28 PM
8ball is Emmett unstunned?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:28 PM
My sources say no.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:28 PM
Hey flower.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
Well what do you want me to do, ask the duck?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
Yes.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
8ball Does Dread possess Sanya's stunned body?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
No.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
It talks.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
the growling continues
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
HEY, we're launching.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
If I ate you, would I inherit dread fear power?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
Steel yourselves.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
Well how was I supposed to know that exactly? (edited)
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
It's Diver his name is diver
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
~D: No.~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
What if I stuck you in my pocket?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:29 PM
You've yet to tell me yours.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
Okay.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
I feel like we're on a First-Name basis by now.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
~D: You'd have to put Sanya in your pocket, too.~
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
Iris walks over, hoping to pick up Diver.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
Mine doesn't matter, however diver seems to stay. what did you do?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
Would you leave the duck the fuck alone?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
~D: What if i ate you? What would that do?~ (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
I beg your pardon?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:30 PM
Would you fuck off?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:31 PM
How would you manage that?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:31 PM
Emmett finally stopped squirming.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:31 PM
But hey, I can put Sanya in my pocket.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:31 PM
I dunno, he just came out of a croissant I baked and he seemed to like me.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:31 PM
The flower opens its eye-mouth
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:31 PM
Oh good we can launch.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
~D: Like this.~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
Can you not stun me? Emmett's voice was getting more understandable.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
Does that imply that you, in your physical form, can interact with spectres?
That's wack.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
You were a bit too hostile
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
Of course it was bread involved. that's low.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
I just solved that.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
~D: I was a god.~
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
Plus you forgot my smokes
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
Keyword: was. You're a flower now.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
8ball does Iris pick up Diver?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
Flip a coin with 8coin. Heads is yes, tails is no.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:32 PM
Bound to a Floran.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
8coin
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
Heads.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
~D: and you don't have legs, what about it?~
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
Iris is holding Diver now.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
Diver quacks unhappily
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
Movement is easier without legs.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
I do not associate with her.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:33 PM
Drop him. I'm not asking nicely (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:34 PM
Noting his displeasure, Iris puts him down.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:34 PM
8ball do I find a secret light switch and flood the room with light?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:34 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:34 PM
I’m not an asshole, I won’t hold him if he doesn’t want me to.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:34 PM
Aha! (edited)
So you're both ducks, apparently.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
8ball Does Dakari search through his new couch and find ducketts?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
I think so.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
Finally. I was wondering how long it would take one of you to think of a light switch
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
Garrick reclines on one of the new couches.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
Sorry, I was trying to do the talking.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
Iris glares at Mateo. Her impression of him thus far is that he’s a jerk.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
At least we have somewhere for the new guy to sleep.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
8ball Does Seth and Emmett launch the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
The person who went before you can decide.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:35 PM
Don't look at me like that.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:36 PM
Yes
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:36 PM
I won’t glare if you don’t insult me.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:36 PM
~D: Can someone move Sanya to her room? The floor is cold.~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:36 PM
That's what you get for stunning me.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:36 PM
Asshole
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:36 PM
You're making it difficult not to.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:36 PM
Burner, knowing the gig is up, grabs Diver's vest with her beak and drags him out the door
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Excuse me, where do you think you're going?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
t!choose 100 ducketts | 1,000 ducketts | 10,000 ducketts
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
🤔 | Platinum_Pathos, I pick 10,000 ducketts
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Emmett rubs his nipples mockingly, given that he hasn't had a shirt on the whole time.
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Sib 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Wes begins to snore and talk in his sleep. ....I'm the greatest.....
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Fag.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Awesome, time to stash this.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Iris exits the storage room, not seeing a reason to be present within it anymore.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Off this ship. we can't stay here now.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
Huh? Why not?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:37 PM
I don't think you have a choice.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
~D: I deserve to be treated better than this.~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
8ball Does Emmett get into the living room, noticing the couch?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
Group vote. Vote in the order from first player down to last. Minority opinion wins. No changing answers.
👍 3
👎 6
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
Wait, did it launch already?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
Um, yes.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
8ball does Garrick fit all of Sanya in his pockets?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
You got a new couch, Dakari?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
Here you go.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
Yea, someone had to.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:38 PM
Garrick enters Sanya's room through the wall.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
I'll be in my room if you need me.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
But it looks like it can only fit you.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
The second duck begins cursing and thrashing in the middle of the hall
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
~D: Oh, you bitch. When she wakes up, she will be so pissed.~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
What's it like in there?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
~D: Fuck you.~
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
Doesn't help to throw a fit.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
Iris blinks.
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
Well, I suppose it could also be used as a chair for the rest of you.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
Emmett holds out his hand in an attempt to trip whomever is causing all of the ruckus (The second duck)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:39 PM
Are you... okay?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:40 PM
(Given that it's a duck, the duck would be scooped up instead of tripped.)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:40 PM
~D: Wait a minute... i have an idea...~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:40 PM
Garrick reaches his hand in his pocket, trying to grab Sanya.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:40 PM
The second duck brings Diver back onto the nest he made (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:40 PM
t!choose sanya | chomsky's old journal | croissant | a different flower
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Tatsu BOT 22-Apr-20 05:40 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick sanya
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:41 PM
There we are.
Garrick drops Sanya on her bed.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:41 PM
~D: Wait, stay here a second.~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:41 PM
That sounds threatening.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:41 PM
8ball do the ducks successfully retreat to the storage room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:41 PM
You may rely on it.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:41 PM
~D: I have an idea~
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:41 PM
So, are some of us stuck living out here in the living room for a while Emmett?
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:42 PM
8ball Are Dread's and Garrick's pocket dimensions connected?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:42 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:42 PM
Huh. And yeah... Well, we're going to have to share rooms while we get the expansion made.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:42 PM
~D:Huh.~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:42 PM
I sense a disturbance.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:42 PM
Iris pokes her head into the storage room. Hey, what do you two want for dinner?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:42 PM
Emmett tapped into the intercom through his comms. HEY. WE NEED TO SETTLE ROOM SHARING.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
I'm locking that door from my side...
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
~D: Hey, put something in my mouth and try to pull it out from your belt.~
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
Better not tell you now.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
Diver quacks happily from the center of his makeshift nest
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
~D: C'mon, try it.~
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
You know the rules Emmett, I get my own room.
8ball Is Seth's Magic Satchel Connected with Dread's and Garrick's, but are they separated by a border control?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
Cannot predict now.
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
8ball Is Seth's Magic Satchel Connected with Dread's and Garrick's, but are they separated by a border control?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:43 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
Garrick locks the door from his side.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
We have our own dinner The second duck points to the nest where cinnamon sticks and bread strands are woven in
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
I'm going to tell them you're here.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
Problem solved.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
Don't live in secrecy.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
It would be better if you don't (edited)
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
Iris nods, turning to Mateo. You?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
Alright, so we have five rooms...
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:44 PM
If worst comes to worst, I've got your back. (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:45 PM
I'll say Garrick and Chomsky are together...
Sanya and Iris?
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:45 PM
Iris speaks into the comms. Hey Sanya can I room with you?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:45 PM
And then Dakari and I are together. (edited)
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:45 PM
~D: Ghost, tell her Sanya's still out.~
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:45 PM
IRIS.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:45 PM
Thanks shifter. But I think we'll be fine
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Yelllo?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Um, how did you know?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Dreadflower says you suck and Sanya hates you.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Now, if you excuse me, I got a ruckus to make.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
:(
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Seth falls asleep
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Go on ahead.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
8ball Does Emmett run into Sanya's room and hop atop of her?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
No. In fact, the opposite happens.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
~D: why does anyone like you, ghost?~
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Iris makes a sad noise.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
I'm not your little messenger ghost.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
WAKE UP. (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
Get Sanya to do your bidding.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
eugh
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
PLANT.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:46 PM
What?
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
Rise and shine.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
Sanya, Garrick said you hate me.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
The duck's vest produces a green eyepiece that produces a familiar green light
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
Why are you atop of me?
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Sean. 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
Seth remotely locks his door
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
I...
i don't know. (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
That's some high-tech piece you got there.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
Emmett just chilled there. (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
What model was that again?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:47 PM
Kinda weird.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Custom.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Sanya startes walking to her room.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
What was that about?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Very interesting.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Dakari, come over here. There's a bed for you.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Iris sighs in disappointment, thinking that was directed at her, but nods.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Could've sworn the GSS gave us similar models.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Mateo and Wes will be bedbuddies or whatever.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Okay. I’ll take the couch.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:48 PM
Iris goes and jumps on top of Emmett, wounding him.
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Brody 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
Oh, and don't believe that ghost. Here, if you need a room, you can share mine. (edited)
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
Dakari follows Emmett
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
I take it you don't know much about high end security
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
8ball does Iris go and jump on Emmett
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
Ask Emmett.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
Sure
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
My boys did Guerilla shit.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
Sorry- what do you want for dinner?
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:49 PM
My nuts!
No, no shit
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:50 PM
Rely on your senses over your tech, is what they said.
The senses weren't enough.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:50 PM
You jumped on my balls
I want something vegetarian today.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:50 PM
Sorry!
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:50 PM
Well, guess he is the last Squoatling after all.
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Multi 22-Apr-20 05:50 PM
Noted. now give us some space, I have to figure things out.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:50 PM
Got it! Will do!
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:50 PM
Solid copy.
8ball Does Mateo walk out and find a place to plop down?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:51 PM
Better not tell you now.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:51 PM
8ball Does Mateo walk out and find a place to plop down?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:51 PM
Reply hazy try again.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:51 PM
8ball Does Mateo walk out and find a place to plop down?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-Apr-20 05:51 PM
That's a no moment.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:51 PM
Iris returns to the comms as she walks towards the kitchen. Hey, everybody, tell me what you want for dinner. (edited)
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:52 PM
Emmett awkwardly holds his crotch. (edited)
I'll be out in a moment, Iris.
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:52 PM
Okay.
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Zander 22-Apr-20 05:52 PM
[SESSION ENDED]
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Lili 22-Apr-20 05:52 PM
Sorry, again.
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Trey Moment 22-Apr-20 05:53 PM
[Space Rule #152: Always blow up a celebrity's spaceship.] (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-Apr-20 05:53 PM
Did it just end?
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Rashidi 22-Apr-20 05:53 PM
Yea
Original message was deleted.
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Zander 23-Apr-20 12:55 AM
Pinned a message.
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Multi 02-May-20 03:13 PM
t!8ball does the ship start experiencing extreme turbulence?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:13 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Multi
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Brody 02-May-20 03:14 PM
t!8ball Does the news start playing another broadcast?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:14 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia
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Brody 02-May-20 03:14 PM
t!8ball Does the news start playing another broadcast?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:14 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Brakia
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Zander 02-May-20 03:16 PM
Coming back at yuh with Beanfrank News!
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Michael 02-May-20 03:16 PM
t!8ball does emmett inconveniently get put in the engine?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:16 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Shark boi
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:17 PM
shut up
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Michael 02-May-20 03:17 PM
t!8ball does the Beanfrank news have murder in it
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:17 PM
🎱 | Yes, Shark boi
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Zander 02-May-20 03:18 PM
The latest gossip is how Space Station G17 experienced a brownout and Wes Romaw's sudden disappearance! (edited)
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:18 PM
t!8ball Does Dakari go to use the bathroom?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:18 PM
🎱 | It is decidedly so, Platinum_Pathos
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Zander 02-May-20 03:19 PM
It is presumed that Wes was murdered, given the huge amount of blood and petals that were found at the scene.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Dakari play the brown note on his nose flute?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:19 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Bagelwrecker
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Zander 02-May-20 03:19 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett check the engine?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:19 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Zander
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Zander 02-May-20 03:19 PM
Guys
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:20 PM
Woops
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:20 PM
t!8ball Does emmett not check the engine
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:20 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, [RP]retribution
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Zander 02-May-20 03:20 PM
Remember how the cockpit said we had an engine error?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:20 PM
No.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:20 PM
Emmett pops his head into the living block.
It was like last night. You were drunk off of your ass.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:21 PM
Guys! Who clogged the toilet again!!!
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Zander 02-May-20 03:21 PM
Anyhow, we're-
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:21 PM
*high
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:21 PM
t!8ball is garrick in the living block
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:21 PM
🎱 | Most likely, [RP]retribution
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Zander 02-May-20 03:22 PM
"There have been no signs of the Vortox Pummelers currently. Stay tuned!"
As I was saying before DAKARI INTERRUPTED ME.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:22 PM
HAHA
I POOP
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Zander 02-May-20 03:22 PM
Engine's on its reserves.
We need to get to a junk pit or something.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:22 PM
Of course it was Seth...
Anyways you may continue Emmett.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:23 PM
Well we could go to Olag...
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Zander 02-May-20 03:23 PM
Also, you're going to need to go to the septic tank and press the airlock.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:23 PM
You remember Olag right Emmett?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:23 PM
Garrick, why are you sitting in the corner?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:23 PM
Ya know the big greasy cowboy slime man.
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Michael 02-May-20 03:23 PM
t!8ball is it gamer time?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:23 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Shark boi
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Zander 02-May-20 03:24 PM
Olag?
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:24 PM
'Cause I want to.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:24 PM
I don't recall.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:24 PM
Where's the septic tank?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:24 PM
The gay slime.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:24 PM
t!8ball Is Garrick currently gluing an ear to the corner?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:24 PM
🎱 | You may rely on it, Zander
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:24 PM
You'll remember him when you meet him, he's kind of hard to forget.
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:25 PM
ear
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:25 PM
t!8ball does Dakari stumble along his journey and find the septic tank?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:25 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Platinum_Pathos
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Zander 02-May-20 03:25 PM
Septic tank's below us, in storage.
And ear?
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:25 PM
Alright, that's helpful
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:25 PM
Pretty much.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:25 PM
Especially since he had a certain "Fondness" for you.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:25 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett high on his grass consumption?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:25 PM
🎱 | Better not tell you now, Zander
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Zander 02-May-20 03:26 PM
t!8ball Is Emmett sufficient on his grass consumption?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:26 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Zander
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Zander 02-May-20 03:26 PM
Oh...
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:26 PM
Dakari finds his way to the septic tank and releases its airlock
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Zander 02-May-20 03:26 PM
That man.
The one who tried to get me to hook up with his daughter or something.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:26 PM
Yes, that greasy slimy cowboy slime man
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Zander 02-May-20 03:27 PM
Or was that someone else?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:27 PM
I think thats someone else.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:27 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to the kitchen?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:27 PM
He was the one trying to hookup with you.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:27 PM
t!8ball Does Sanya head to the kitchen?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:27 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Brakia
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Zander 02-May-20 03:28 PM
Honestly, I don't ever recall anyone trying to hookup with me.
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:28 PM
🎱 | Most likely, Brakia
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:28 PM
Its been a while.
You'll remember when you remeet him.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:28 PM
Im getting hungry.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:28 PM
DAKARI!
GET IN HERE!
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:29 PM
Dakari returns to the room after shutting the airlock
You need something?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:29 PM
Do you know where Olag's place is?
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Michael 02-May-20 03:29 PM
t!8ball does the ship turn it's autopilot on and head toward the junkpile?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:29 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, Shark boi
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Michael 02-May-20 03:30 PM
t!8ball does the ship turn it's autopilot on and head toward the junkpile?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:30 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Shark boi
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:30 PM
Somewhere between Pollock's System and Juglicks Gally.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:30 PM
I've heard of him during my ventures. But no I've never met him or anything.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:30 PM
Emmett stumbles over from the sudden turn.
HEY!
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:30 PM
He's small-time.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:30 PM
I forgot the ship was a dumb voice recognition system.
Cali, was it?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:30 PM
At least legally.
"Indeed."
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Zander 02-May-20 03:33 PM
Cali, what's the status report on the ship's engine?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:33 PM
He's got some of the best prices on things from Llamanian grass, Space Dust, Blackhole FTL drives, Wormhole generators, Plunarium thrusters, American Dad Empire spy weapons, you get it.
"Running diagnostics..."
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:33 PM
t!8ball Does Dakari remember any past mercenaries who knew Olag?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:33 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Platinum_Pathos
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:34 PM
I swear the name rings a bell though.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:35 PM
You hear the news, Sanya?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:35 PM
t!8ball Does Dakari finally remember who Olag is?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:35 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Bagelwrecker
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Brody 02-May-20 03:35 PM
What news?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:36 PM
Apparently the galaxy thinks that Wes is dead and we killed him.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:36 PM
I wish we did. Would have saved us time and effort.
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:36 PM
We still could.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:37 PM
Good point...
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:37 PM
Or, like, hold him for ransom.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:37 PM
t!8ball Does the ship begin to go into hyperspace without Emmett's approval?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:37 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Zander
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Zander 02-May-20 03:37 PM
t!8ball Does the ship begin to go into hyperspace without Emmett's approval?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:37 PM
🎱 | Don't count on it, Zander
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:38 PM
"Oil change is needed, Parts in need of repair or replacements. Jognon Driver, Axel, Warp Drive, Extendo-Palendo, Piston 2 and 3, and the weapons system, specifically the AK-510."
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Zander 02-May-20 03:38 PM
Emmett peers out the window, seeing some space sirens slowly drift by.
Hey, Cali, why are we not in hyperspace?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:38 PM
I hope Olag still has the same sources for drugs like he did before.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:39 PM
So what was Olag's business with you guys? Besides supposedly hitting on Emmett?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:39 PM
"The warp drive is in need of repair."
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Zander 02-May-20 03:39 PM
I have no recollection of Olag.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:39 PM
"Please pay attention Co-Captain Emmett."
Olag is the main guy I go for anything illegal and everything ship related.
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:40 PM
t!8ball does garrick go check on wes
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:40 PM
🎱 | As I see it, yes, [RP]retribution
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:40 PM
Garrick go check on wes
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Zander 02-May-20 03:41 PM
What?
Emmett rubbed his horn a little in confusion. (edited)
Sanya, you alright?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:41 PM
Though he has the tendency to wipe Emmett's mind unfortunately, especially when he's working on the Warp-Drive.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:41 PM
t!8ball Is Sanya alright?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:41 PM
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, Brakia
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:41 PM
Space-dust is a hell of a drug.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:41 PM
t!8ball Is Sanya alright?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:41 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, Brakia
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Brody 02-May-20 03:41 PM
Yes.
Just hungry, is all.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:42 PM
Well if he's into the black market business no wonder the name rings a bell.
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:42 PM
Wes is still there.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:42 PM
Come over here. You seem exhausted from your pheromones or whatever.
I don't know much about the black market.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:42 PM
Sanya reluctantly walks over to Emmett.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:43 PM
Mind telling us WHILE WE GO AT THE SPEED OF MOLASSES TO THE JUNK PIT?
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:43 PM
I may have indirectly helped some of his dealers in the past for a cut of their profits.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:43 PM
t!8ball Does Mateo wake up?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:43 PM
🎱 | Concentrate and ask again, mtyms818
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Zander 02-May-20 03:43 PM
t!8ball Does Mateo wake up?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:43 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, mtyms818
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:44 PM
"Unfortunately Pistons 2 and 3 are in need of repair, which is causing the ship to be slow"
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Zander 02-May-20 03:44 PM
Standing naps aren't very comfortable.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:44 PM
Emmett patted the seat next to him. There were two diner seats in the kitchen, as per the 50s aesthetic.
Mateo, is it? Nice to meet you.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:45 PM
Sanya Sits.
What is it?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:45 PM
All day.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:45 PM
"If you need, Co-Captain Emmett, I can repeat the parts in need of repair"
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Zander 02-May-20 03:45 PM
You look a little funny.
Cali, how far are we, in minutes?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:45 PM
I'm not sure what you could mean by that.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:45 PM
Emmett leans on Sanya, partially trying to bug her, but also a bit concerned.
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Michael 02-May-20 03:46 PM
t!8ball does the ship slow down even more?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:46 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Shark boi
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Zander 02-May-20 03:46 PM
Not you, Mateo, Sanya. (edited)
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:46 PM
" 2880 minutes until we reach Olag's Junk Pit"
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Zander 02-May-20 03:46 PM
Emmet sighs.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:46 PM
What do you mean, look funny?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:47 PM
You know, your flower's all.... funny.
Emmett coyly smiled.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:47 PM
" In order to prevent damaging the ship further I am forced to keep the ship at a decent speed"
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Brody 02-May-20 03:47 PM
~D: Is he talking about me?~
It's a side effect.
Is that all?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:48 PM
Maybe it's your face. Does it do that when you're hungry?
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Brody 02-May-20 03:48 PM
Do what?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:48 PM
So, what's the deal with this ship? You guys traders, mercs, suppliers?
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Brody 02-May-20 03:49 PM
Our deal depends on the job.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:49 PM
We're a crew.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:49 PM
So you're mercs.
Got it. I dig that.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:49 PM
Emmett annoyingly leaned on Sanya even more.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:50 PM
We're registered as bounty hunters.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:50 PM
Are you wilting? Emmett pushed aside one of her leaves. (edited)
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:50 PM
t!choose Does Dakari begin to make eggs and bacon | eggs and waffles
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:50 PM
🤔 | Platinum_Pathos, I pick eggs and waffles
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:50 PM
Who wants eggs and waffles?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:50 PM
Hell, fix me a plate.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:50 PM
Sanya quickly glares at Emmett, and then returns to the conversation
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:51 PM
Hey Emmett, go repair our pistons.
So we can go faster.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:51 PM
Gotcha...
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Brody 02-May-20 03:51 PM
But yes, we may be technically bounty hunters, what we do depends on what we're payed.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:51 PM
Emmett was toying with Sanya's cheeks with his digits. What Seth?
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:51 PM
Sorry, you must be new, I don't think we've met.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:51 PM
Interesting. (edited)
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:51 PM
Hey Emmett, go repair our pistons.
So we can go faster.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:52 PM
Do we have parts?
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Brody 02-May-20 03:52 PM
Sanya slightly moves her face, causing Emmett to poke his finger on her fang
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Zander 02-May-20 03:52 PM
I can't exactly say that I've been in my line for money.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:52 PM
I don't know.
You're the one that does all the inventory.
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Zander 02-May-20 03:52 PM
Emmett scratches his hoof with the fang, pulling it back.
Fine. (edited)
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:53 PM
t!8ball Do we have parts for the ship?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:53 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, Bagelwrecker
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Zander 02-May-20 03:53 PM
I'll make do then.
t!8ball Does Emmett successfully repair the engine after a few turns?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:53 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, Zander
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:53 PM
Dakari turns on the stove and begins making several servings of scrambled eggs and waffles (edited)
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:54 PM
"Pistons 2 and 3 are operating at optimal levels, though this fix is just temporary, might I recommend replacing these parts?"
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 03:54 PM
Sorry I’m late
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 03:54 PM
t!8ball is garrick's wound completely healed
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:54 PM
🎱 | Very doubtful, [RP]retribution
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:54 PM
Having a bunch of frozen waffles are very useful
Having cooling and freezing technology would have been great back on Rothvar
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 03:56 PM
What’s nick doing?
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:56 PM
"ETA is now 1440 minutes"
"Might I recommend repairing the warp drive?"
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Zander 02-May-20 03:57 PM
Shut up! I'm on the warp drive now.
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:58 PM
"If you are unable to repair the warp-drive please try to repair Jognon Driver and Axel."
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Brody 02-May-20 03:58 PM
t!8ball Does Emmett go to fix the warp-drive?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:58 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, Brakia
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:58 PM
"Update."
"Warp-drive is in need of replacement"
"Please replace the warp-drive."
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Zander 02-May-20 03:58 PM
Emmett slaps the warp drive.
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Brody 02-May-20 03:59 PM
Replacement?
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Zander 02-May-20 03:59 PM
t!8ball Does Mateo scarf down a plate of food in military fashion?
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 03:59 PM
🎱 | Signs point to yes, mtyms818
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Zander 02-May-20 03:59 PM
That was pretty good, thanks.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 03:59 PM
Dakari, finishing the food, places the platters on the counter
Food's done ya'll
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Sean. 02-May-20 03:59 PM
Emmett, you fix the warp drive yet?
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:00 PM
food
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:00 PM
Yes... food.
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Zander 02-May-20 04:00 PM
I need like a stick of gum or something adhesive.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:00 PM
I’ll actually start doing something besides getting up from a bathtub this episode
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:01 PM
"Attention, I can not guarantee the safety of the crew and the ship if you were to use the warp-drive without replacing it."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:01 PM
So, tell me more about your crew.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:01 PM
"Repairs have a CALCULATING..."
"CALCULATING..."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:01 PM
Well, our crew, I guess. (edited)
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:01 PM
"CALCULATING..."
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:02 PM
Garrick enters the kitchen and eats food.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:02 PM
"5% chance of succeeding."
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:02 PM
@Jonas
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Zander 02-May-20 04:02 PM
Ahem, Floran.
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Brody 02-May-20 04:02 PM
What?
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Zander 02-May-20 04:03 PM
What's the deal about this crew?
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Brody 02-May-20 04:03 PM
What do you mean, deal?
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Zander 02-May-20 04:03 PM
CALI. Change your voice coms to me, Emmett.
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Zander 02-May-20 04:03 PM
Tell me about the people I'll probably be working with.
I'd like to not be in the dark, here.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:03 PM
"Changing coms to Emmett."
"How can I be of service Emmett?"
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Zander 02-May-20 04:04 PM
Tell me time estimation.
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Brody 02-May-20 04:04 PM
Well, it's a rag-tag group. Seth is our Captain, a sex-crazed immortal Elf.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:04 PM
Do space maggots live in the junk pit or is the junk pit not at the lower layers?
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:04 PM
"1440 minutes."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:04 PM
Sounds like the wrong guy to mess with.
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Brody 02-May-20 04:04 PM
Emmett is our pilot, and the most wanted person in the galaxy.
We have Chomsky and Garrick, a pyromaniac and kleptomaniac respectively.
Iris, a young lady who doesn't really belong in a group this strange.
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Zander 02-May-20 04:06 PM
I have met her.
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Brody 02-May-20 04:06 PM
And a few other assorted people.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:06 PM
"Though if you were to repair the Jognon Driver and the Axel, it should cut the time it takes to about, CALCULATING..."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:06 PM
I'll bite my tongue on how I feel about her.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:06 PM
"CALCULATING..."
"CALCULATING..."
"CALCULATING..."
"ETA would be 670 minutes."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:07 PM
You've said nothing about yourself.
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Michael 02-May-20 04:08 PM
t!8ball do the ship get a burst of lightspeed? (edited)
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:08 PM
8poop
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Brody 02-May-20 04:08 PM
What do you want to know?
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Michael 02-May-20 04:08 PM
t!8ball does the ship get a burst of lightspeed?
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Zander 02-May-20 04:08 PM
What's your own personal synopsis?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:09 PM
8poop
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Tatsu BOT 02-May-20 04:09 PM
🎱 | My sources say no, Zander
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Brody 02-May-20 04:09 PM
An assassin fused with a god.
Any more questions? (edited)
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:10 PM
I have a question.
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Brody 02-May-20 04:10 PM
What is it?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:10 PM
Do ghosts have boners?
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Zander 02-May-20 04:11 PM
I guess we have alot of supernaturals here, don't we?
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Michael 02-May-20 04:11 PM
t!8ball does the ship get a burst of lightspeed?
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:11 PM
If you put food in Dread's eye-mouth, does it feed you or him?
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Brody 02-May-20 04:12 PM
A few.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:12 PM
Emmett eats poop
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Brody 02-May-20 04:12 PM
Also, that's... a good question.
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Zander 02-May-20 04:12 PM
8ball
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Brody 02-May-20 04:12 PM
~D: Both.~
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:12 PM
I guess that makes sense.
You two are kinda fused together.
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Zander 02-May-20 04:13 PM
Am I missing something?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:13 PM
I guess spirits can talk to other spirits
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Zander 02-May-20 04:13 PM
8ball poop
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Brody 02-May-20 04:14 PM
No, nothing important.
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Zander 02-May-20 04:15 PM
Ship's fixed, everyone!
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:16 PM
Is the warp drive working or are we betting on that 5% chance?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:16 PM
I’ll be right back
My mom made rice crispy treats
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:17 PM
8poop
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:17 PM
8poop
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Michael 02-May-20 04:17 PM
8ball does the ship get a burst of lightspeed?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:17 PM
Cannot predict now :8ball:
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Michael 02-May-20 04:17 PM
8ball does the ship get a burst of lightspeed?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:17 PM
It is decidedly so :8ball:
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:18 PM
8ball does Garrick feed Dread a type of confectionery that is typically made from sugar, water and gelatin whipped to a squishy consistency?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:18 PM
Reply hazy try again :8ball:
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Zander 02-May-20 04:18 PM
Cali how's the estimate now? Emmett nimbly jumps onto the seat that Sanya was at and rests his legs over Sanya.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:18 PM
"CALCULATING.."
"CALCULATING.."
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:19 PM
8ball does Garrick feed Dread a marshmallow?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:19 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:19 PM
"CALCULATING.."
"ATTENTION"
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Brody 02-May-20 04:19 PM
~D: Tasty.~
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:19 PM
8ball Does Dakari search through the kitchen's cutlery to find knives worthy of weapons?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:19 PM
Concentrate and ask again :8ball:
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:19 PM
"We have overshot our target."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:19 PM
8poop
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:19 PM
No, you are poop.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:19 PM
8ball Does Dakari search through the kitchen's cutlery to find knives worthy of weapons?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:19 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:19 PM
8poop
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:19 PM
No, you are poop.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:19 PM
"Estimated time is looking at 670."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:20 PM
Guess who's back, Sanya?
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Brody 02-May-20 04:20 PM
What are you doing, Emmett?
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:21 PM
Dakari muttering to himself This knife could use some repurposing...
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:21 PM
I’m back
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:21 PM
Butter knives, I could use for later...
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Zander 02-May-20 04:21 PM
Oh you know. Showing you my kicks. Emmett, of course, had no kicks to show off. (edited)
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Brody 02-May-20 04:21 PM
Get off me.
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:21 PM
Plastic knifes? How dumb, what's the point in that?
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Zander 02-May-20 04:22 PM
Dakari, don't lacerate yourself.
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Brody 02-May-20 04:22 PM
Sanya gets out of her chair
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:22 PM
emit eats Santa’s diaper
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:22 PM
This steak knife is too unbalanced unfortunately...
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:22 PM
The Christmas special
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Zander 02-May-20 04:22 PM
Emmett holds on, now on Sanya's shoulders.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:23 PM
8ball Does Emmett eat poop because of a really bad mutation?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:23 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Zander 02-May-20 04:23 PM
This is the tallest I've ever been!
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:23 PM
I work with this all the time, I'll be fine.
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Brody 02-May-20 04:23 PM
Sanya's getting very angy
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Zander 02-May-20 04:23 PM
8ball Does time skip by eleven hours in three turns? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:23 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:24 PM
8ball does Dread bite Emmett out of fury and frustration
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:24 PM
Cannot predict now :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:24 PM
Emm man transforms into a poo monster and eats dinner
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:24 PM
8ball does Dread bite Emmett out of fury and frustration
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:24 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Brody 02-May-20 04:24 PM
Get. Off.
~*D: *Chomp**~ (edited)
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Zander 02-May-20 04:24 PM
Emmett leans over and sticks his tongue out in her face.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:24 PM
Who’s turn is it?
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Brody 02-May-20 04:25 PM
8ball Does Sanya throw Emmett off her back?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:25 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Brody 02-May-20 04:25 PM
Just, ugh.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:25 PM
Emitt gets chased by the cops
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Zander 02-May-20 04:25 PM
Your flower is cute.
Emmett pulls his shirt away from the vile flower.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:26 PM
8ball should I finally awake from my long slumber?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:26 PM
You may rely on it :8ball:
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Zander 02-May-20 04:26 PM
8ball do I take a rest in order to process my situation?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:26 PM
Reply hazy try again :8ball:
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Zander 02-May-20 04:26 PM
8ball do I take a rest in order to process my situation?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:26 PM
It is decidedly so :8ball:
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Michael 02-May-20 04:27 PM
8ball does Garrick start spouting the Dictionarium song from memory despite not knowing it?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:27 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Brody 02-May-20 04:27 PM
~D: Bitch.~
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:27 PM
Wemmfort wakes up, confused of his surroundings, cause of his long slumber
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:27 PM
Dictionarium! Dictionarium.
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Zander 02-May-20 04:27 PM
TIME SKIP. WE'RE AT THE JUNK PIT.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:27 PM
"NOW ARRIVING. OLAG'S JUNK PIT"
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:27 PM
wemmfort walks out the bathroom, confused where everyone went
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Michael 02-May-20 04:28 PM
Theylin is working on his broken ship
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Zander 02-May-20 04:28 PM
Emmett was currently unconscious, having been bodyslammed by a certain floran.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:29 PM
While everyone’s gone, wemmfort searches for space maggots for Seth. (edited)
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:29 PM
8ball Does Dakari exit the ship with his weapons in hand?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:29 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:30 PM
8ball Does Theylin's ship launch without him?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:30 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Rashidi 02-May-20 04:30 PM
Guy's we're here!
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Zander 02-May-20 04:30 PM
Emmett hears Cali.
I'm going to beat that flower.
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Michael 02-May-20 04:30 PM
Looks appalled as my pride and joy launches into space without him
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:31 PM
Olag comes out of the shop
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Zander 02-May-20 04:31 PM
Emmett stretched and went to the entrance.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:31 PM
"HEY!" (edited)
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Zander 02-May-20 04:31 PM
Emmett has no recollection of the slimey being.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:31 PM
"WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT LAUNCHING YOUR DAMN SHIP WITHOUT CLEARENCE, YA STUPID FUCKING IDIOT"
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Michael 02-May-20 04:31 PM
HEY OLAG! Imma need to rent another ship...
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Zander 02-May-20 04:32 PM
8ball Does Garrick phase through the junk pile and put at least 7 objects in his pocket dimension?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:32 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:32 PM
"What time is it?"
Wemmfort checks the time
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:33 PM
"ALSO, you're fucking done, no more renting ships, go find someone else to rent a ship"
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:33 PM
8ball Does Garrick put at least 1 object in his pocket dimension?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:33 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Michael 02-May-20 04:33 PM
that's kind of cringe bro' (edited)
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Trey Moment 02-May-20 04:33 PM
6 objects
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:33 PM
"Last two you rented came back in Junk Cubes."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:33 PM
Uh, hi Olag.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:33 PM
"AHHH"
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Michael 02-May-20 04:33 PM
You must have be confused with some other Torrid because I only rented one.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:33 PM
"EMMETT MAH LITTLE FRIEND"
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Zander 02-May-20 04:34 PM
Emmett hated the metallic feel on his feet. (edited)
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:34 PM
Olag squishes his body against Emmett
"COME HERE MAH FRIEND, GIVE ME A HUG, ITS BEEN SO LONG."
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Zander 02-May-20 04:34 PM
Personal space! I don't-
Emmett squirmed a little.
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:35 PM
Hey Olag.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:35 PM
Where is the weird apostrophe key on mobile?
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:35 PM
"Hello Seth, how is mah little friend's memory coming along?"
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:36 PM
wemmfort sighs in relief ”ten at night. Nobody should be awake.”
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:36 PM
I guess its coming along alright, he remembers everything, almost everything that is.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:36 PM
8ball should wemmfort continue his “adventure”?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:36 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Michael 02-May-20 04:37 PM
is stuck in jar
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:37 PM
"AH good good"
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:37 PM
Wemmfort finds a few space maggots and puts them in a mason jar to milk them afterwards (edited)
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:37 PM
"Tuck it Emmett."
"Tuck it mah little friend"
"Tuck it in"
"Are you tucking it?"
"Tuck it"
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Zander 02-May-20 04:39 PM
8ball Is Emmett's head doused in the slime?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:39 PM
Concentrate and ask again :8ball:
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Zander 02-May-20 04:40 PM
8ball Is Emmett's head doused in the slime?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:40 PM
You may rely on it :8ball:
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Sean. 02-May-20 04:40 PM
8ball Does Emmett tuck it?
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FF 8Ball BOT 02-May-20 04:40 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 02-May-20 04:42 PM
Wemmfort takes another nap, though he plans to wake up shortly in a few hours (edited)
That was a jar full of space maggots
Before taking a nap,Wemmfort takes the jar of space maggots and tucks it in the sink cabinet of his bathroom
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Zander 18-May-20 03:34 PM
Emmett is being smothered by the slimeball, and he is currently trying to get out of his goopy grasp.
Get the fuck off of me!
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Brody 18-May-20 03:34 PM
8ball does Sanya do a bit of light research?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:34 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 03:35 PM
Sanya! Get over here!
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Brody 18-May-20 03:35 PM
Hm? What's going on?
Sanya walks out of the ship
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:35 PM
Emmett, can I borrow like, I don't know, 50,000 ducketts?
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Zander 18-May-20 03:36 PM
Emmett tried to use his powerful goat legs to no avail.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:36 PM
Its not for repairs, I swear
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Brody 18-May-20 03:36 PM
Having fun, Emmett? (edited)
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Zander 18-May-20 03:36 PM
In a mocking tone Emmett, can I fuck your mom? Emmett, can I suck her tits?
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:36 PM
Too late, already did that, don't need your permission
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Zander 18-May-20 03:36 PM
He's gasping for air.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:37 PM
"Tuck it in man"
"Comeon, tuck it"
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Zander 18-May-20 03:37 PM
Emmett bites the slime in self-defense and rips some off.
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Brody 18-May-20 03:38 PM
Sanya tries to grab some goo off of Emmett's mouth, but to no avail.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:38 PM
"Feisty as always, haha"
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Zander 18-May-20 03:38 PM
I'm literally going to puke in your mouth, you, you pedophile!
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:38 PM
Olag gets off of Emmett, but leaves him coated in slime
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:38 PM
8ball Does Dakarai look out of the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:38 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:39 PM
Garrick emerges.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:39 PM
"haha"
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Brody 18-May-20 03:39 PM
Listen, Emmett, we need to get you better insults.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:39 PM
What the hell...
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Zander 18-May-20 03:39 PM
Emmett wipes off the shit off his face.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:39 PM
8ball Does 6ix9ine grow into a 200 meter tall rat and start rapping about big macs to the crew?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:39 PM
Cannot predict now :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 03:39 PM
I think I can tell that I wanted to forget this place.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:40 PM
8ball Does 6ix9ine grow into a 200 meter tall rat and start rapping about big macs to the crew?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:40 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:40 PM
off the shit off
@Zander
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Zander 18-May-20 03:40 PM
8ball Does Sanya actually help Emmett up instead of being a pussy about it?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:40 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 03:41 PM
Let's just get the ship repaired and leave.
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Brody 18-May-20 03:41 PM
Here, have a towel. (edited)
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:41 PM
"Ahhh, what's wrong with the ship?"
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Brody 18-May-20 03:41 PM
She picks the goat up, and hands him a hand towel.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:42 PM
"Because it might take a bit depending, especially if it happens to be a warp drive"
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Zander 18-May-20 03:42 PM
Emmett is clearly flustered. Put me down, witch.
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Brody 18-May-20 03:42 PM
Fine, here.
She puts him down, a tiny smile growing on her face.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:43 PM
"Emmett, my friend, what's the damage to the ship hm?"
"I might need some help" wink wink
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Zander 18-May-20 03:44 PM
Emmett sighs and looks up at her. I feel like a squaby when you do that.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:44 PM
Squaby?
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Zander 18-May-20 03:45 PM
Yeah, squaby.
Is my translator not working?
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Brody 18-May-20 03:45 PM
I assume that's a squoatling newborn?
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:45 PM
Olag pats Emmett on the head
"Whats the damage little friend?" (edited)
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Zander 18-May-20 03:46 PM
Emmett peers at the homo. Our warp drive doesn't work. Our weapons are dysfunctional. Our engines are cracked. We have a literal hunk of a ship attached via tractor beam to our ship.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:46 PM
So I'm assuming that big dude is Olag then.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:46 PM
"Hmmm."
"I'd have to take a look"
"I'll take that hunk of ship off your hands, for oh, I don't know, how about 900 ducketts?"
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Zander 18-May-20 03:47 PM
Oh, hey Dakari.
Nice of you to join us.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:48 PM
Hey, I saw you getting molested by slime earlier. That was kind of off-putting
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Zander 18-May-20 03:48 PM
And no, Olag. We need it for renovations. We want a bigger ship.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:48 PM
"Hmmm"
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Zander 18-May-20 03:48 PM
I mean, you are the only one to notice his molestation.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:48 PM
"Y'all will be out of commission for a while."
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:49 PM
8ball does Garrick slap Olag around
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:49 PM
Ask again later :8ball:
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Brody 18-May-20 03:49 PM
8ball Does Sanya take the time to go exploring?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:49 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:49 PM
8ball again
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:49 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:49 PM
Is there any story behind that Emmett?
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Zander 18-May-20 03:49 PM
Hell if I know.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:49 PM
8ball is wemmfort on the planet, too?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:49 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:49 PM
"I hope you have the funds to pay for this."
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Zander 18-May-20 03:49 PM
Sanya, where are you going?
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Brody 18-May-20 03:49 PM
Hm. I don't quite trust him. Where do you know him from, again?
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:50 PM
He does seem kind of sketchy.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:50 PM
He's a guy I do business with.
I've known him for years.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:50 PM
But who doesn't I suppose
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Brody 18-May-20 03:50 PM
I was going to explore, but i don't trust him enough to leave him alone with the ship.
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Zander 18-May-20 03:50 PM
He's a faggot, that's what he is. Emmett goes to Sanya's side.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:51 PM
Is this asteroid just a bunch of junk? Anything else to do here?
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:51 PM
"Haha, cool it little friend"
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:51 PM
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:51 PM
"Woah, This place is like a treasure pit!"
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Zander 18-May-20 03:51 PM
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:52 PM
"And yes, we got a tiny diner, a hotel, and a gas station here"
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:52 PM
Interesting.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:52 PM
"Other than that, it's just me and my repair shop"
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Brody 18-May-20 03:52 PM
Wait. What is that thing?
Sanya points at the ship (edited)
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:53 PM
8ball Does Dakari tell anyone he's leaving before heading off to explore? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:53 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:53 PM
wemmfort picks up a toilet lid and holds it high "truly a treasure pit!"
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Zander 18-May-20 03:53 PM
8ball Does Olag have hallucinatory/hypnotizing abilities?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:53 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Brody 18-May-20 03:53 PM
Is he holding our toilet lid?
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:53 PM
Hey, I'm going into 'town'. Does anyone want to come with?
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Zander 18-May-20 03:53 PM
I'm suddenly feeling very woozy.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:54 PM
8ball does Olag have hypnosis power
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:54 PM
Reply hazy try again :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:54 PM
"We're far enough out of the Galactic Union's and American Dad Empire's jurisdiction anyways so if you need anything "unsavory" just ask me"
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:54 PM
8ball does olag have hypopis powa (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 03:54 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:54 PM
Thank you Olag.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:54 PM
"I found the lid on the ground, therefore, it is not our toilet's toilet lid." (edited)
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Zander 18-May-20 03:55 PM
Emmett stumbles a little. Think we should go to the diner while Seth talks t... Emmett suddenly looks towards the slime dude.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:55 PM
Olag Species: slime Powers: gaynosis
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Zander 18-May-20 03:55 PM
Ugh.
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Brody 18-May-20 03:55 PM
Our? Who even are you?
Sanya walks to the man, growing frustrated.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:55 PM
Alright, need some help getting over there Emmett?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:56 PM
wemmfort goes back to the ship and takes the toilet lid from his room "This is the toilet lid from the ship!" (edited)
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:56 PM
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Zander 18-May-20 03:56 PM
Seth, are you sure this man is safe?
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Brody 18-May-20 03:56 PM
Put it back. Now.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:56 PM
Yes.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:56 PM
"See the difference?" (edited)
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:56 PM
We did business with him before.
Never did anything wrong
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Zander 18-May-20 03:57 PM
Emmett trips over some scrap. Yeah, I think I need some help, Dakari.
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Brody 18-May-20 03:57 PM
Sanya attempts to snatch the toilet lid from the masked mystery man.
Give that back.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:58 PM
Anyways lets get back to business.
Go rest Emmett.
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Zander 18-May-20 03:58 PM
Just get me away from Olag.
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Sean. 18-May-20 03:58 PM
I'll handle everything here.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 03:58 PM
I'm gonna need some help bringing in Emmett. (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:58 PM
The real wemmfort wakes up from his bathroom, goes outside, and sees the fake wemmfort. Imposter!
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 03:59 PM
What
Anyways, don't we have a ship to fix?
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Brody 18-May-20 03:59 PM
Sanya simply draws her sword, using the toilet lid as a makeshift shield.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 03:59 PM
The fake wemmfort turns into a morph slime and then sinks into the ground slowly.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:00 PM
8ball Does Seth finish up the business with Olag?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:00 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:00 PM
Watch your backs.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:00 PM
8ball Does Dakari summon the strength to carry Emmett back into the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:00 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:00 PM
Seth turns on Comms
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Zander 18-May-20 04:00 PM
Dakari, help me out man. I'm not deadweight. Emmett tries to get up, feeling extremely sluggish.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:01 PM
Alright everyone, out of the ship, Olag and I are going to inspect damages, go get us some rooms in the hotel
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Brody 18-May-20 04:01 PM
Sanya slams the toilet lid back into Wemmfort's arms, walking away.
Just put this back.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:01 PM
We might be here a week or two.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:01 PM
Alright.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:01 PM
Let's gooooo!
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Zander 18-May-20 04:01 PM
A wee-?
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:01 PM
Dakari grabs Emmet's arm and swings it over his shoulder
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:01 PM
Maybe.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:02 PM
Well, shit.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:02 PM
Alright, let's get moving.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:02 PM
It depends on how bad the damage is.
Those Llamanians gave us a beating.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:02 PM
8ball Does Emmett have anything noticeably attached to him?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:02 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:02 PM
It is a brain slime
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:02 PM
Surely there's something here of use. This wouldn't be the first time we got stuck on a planet like this.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:02 PM
Sanya walks over to Emmett, who is currently being dragged by Dakari
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:02 PM
Wemmfort walks to the ship to put back the toilet lid, when suddenly, the toilet lid turned into the morph slime
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Brody 18-May-20 04:03 PM
Hey, Are you ok? you got something there.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:03 PM
t!choose Brain Slime | Poop | Tranq Dart | Olag's penis
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Tatsu BOT 18-May-20 04:03 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Olag's penis
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Zander 18-May-20 04:03 PM
Huh? Emmett struggles to keep his eyes open.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:03 PM
Uhh, green person! The toilet lid turned into that slime! I need help finding the real toilet lid!
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Brody 18-May-20 04:04 PM
Yeah, you have a little thing on you.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:04 PM
"Hey Seth..."
"I think my penis is missing"
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Brody 18-May-20 04:04 PM
Oh, for fuck's sake. Go get another, then!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:04 PM
Huh?
Seth looks at him
Oh. So it is.
You should go find it
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Zander 18-May-20 04:05 PM
What... is... slimy feeling?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:05 PM
the morph slime is a different creature
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Brody 18-May-20 04:05 PM
8ball Does Sanya pick up Emmett off of Dakari?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:05 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Brody 18-May-20 04:05 PM
Well, it looks like you've got this.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:05 PM
Olag goes looking for his Penis
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:06 PM
Ugh... almost there
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:06 PM
Halfway through looking for the toilet lid, Wemmfort finds a bathtub
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:06 PM
Just a few more feet
Sanya!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:06 PM
Olag sees his penis on Emmett
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Brody 18-May-20 04:06 PM
What?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:06 PM
"Oh! LITTLE FRIEND"
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:06 PM
8ball should wemmfort relax in the bathtub?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:06 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:06 PM
Why are you just standing there?!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:06 PM
"Come here! My penis is stuck to you!"
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:06 PM
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:07 PM
8ball Does Dakari notice the penis stuck on Emmett?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:07 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:07 PM
Wemmfort lays down in the bathtub, only to realize that the water won't turn on
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:07 PM
"COME HERE MY FRIEND! I REQUIRE MY PENIS!"
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:07 PM
8ball does the pee pee drain Emmett of all of his energy, leaving him unconscious
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:07 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:07 PM
Is he talking to you Emmett?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:08 PM
That's disappointing. (edited)
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Brody 18-May-20 04:08 PM
You look like you got this, Dakari. Strength training is important for an up-and-coming assassin.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:08 PM
Olag grabs his penis and reattaches it with a slurp
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Zander 18-May-20 04:08 PM
The moment Olag picks his penis off of Emmett, Emmett kicks the shit out of him.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:08 PM
Oh, so you can walk now
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:08 PM
"haha feisty as always"
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Zander 18-May-20 04:08 PM
Off of me dude.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:09 PM
Wemmfort watches the strange miracle from a distance
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:09 PM
*muffled screams*
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Zander 18-May-20 04:09 PM
Please, let's just go to the diner.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:10 PM
Cum dribbles down Olag's leg
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:10 PM
I can't put on too much bulk Sanya, it would get in the way of evasiveness (edited)
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Zander 18-May-20 04:10 PM
I feel like I'm having a migraine or something.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:10 PM
I feel sick.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:10 PM
Garrick emerges from Dread, gasping for air, even though he doesn't breathe.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:10 PM
Garrick, what are you doing?
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Brody 18-May-20 04:10 PM
If you can't even lift Emmett, that's disappointing.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:11 PM
I have no idea what's going on right now.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:11 PM
8ball Does Sanya pick up Emmett with one hand?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:11 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Brody 18-May-20 04:11 PM
Watch.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:11 PM
Do I look like I should carry someone almost twice my size?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:11 PM
Emmett purposely piggy backs on her.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:11 PM
Garrick re-shuts the door connecting him and Dread's pocket dimensions.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:11 PM
Take me, stead.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:11 PM
Wemmfort runs over to where they are. What the hell just happened?
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Brody 18-May-20 04:12 PM
Great.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:12 PM
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Brody 18-May-20 04:12 PM
Anyway, if you want to be a better assassin, you need to get stronger.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:13 PM
Do you not enjoy me spending quality time with you, Sanya?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:13 PM
Anyways, while running here, I found the toilet lid.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:13 PM
You say that, but I'm one of the top assassin's in the galaxy.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:13 PM
I can get off... Emmett casually fingers Dread's little mouth.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:13 PM
I am not a steed. (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:13 PM
I don't feel like running back again, though.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:14 PM
~D: AAAAAAAAAAA~
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:14 PM
LOUD
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:14 PM
Seth internally screams
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Brody 18-May-20 04:14 PM
Dread bites down on Emmett's finger
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:15 PM
What's loud, yellow bandit ghost?
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:15 PM
Sanya's head parasite.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:15 PM
You're not a stead, but you're supposedly my protector. Emmett pulls his digit away, unfazed by the bite.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:15 PM
Who's sanya, the goat?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:15 PM
8ball Is the group walking to the diner?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:15 PM
You may rely on it :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:16 PM
Seth screams in every one of Garrick's ear
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Brody 18-May-20 04:16 PM
Fine.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:16 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:16 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (edited)
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Brody 18-May-20 04:16 PM
Sanya continues to walk on, unfazed by the goat's weight.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:16 PM
this whole episode, wemmfort should dedicate to find out who sanya is. (edited)
Seriously, who's sanya?
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Brody 18-May-20 04:18 PM
I'm Sanya.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:18 PM
8ball does Sanya find a hotdog?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:18 PM
Cannot predict now :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:18 PM
8ball does Sanya find a hotdog?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:18 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:18 PM
hotdog
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Brody 18-May-20 04:18 PM
Hm. A hotdog.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:18 PM
Menacing2 Menacing2 Menacing2
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Brody 18-May-20 04:18 PM
She walks past (edited)
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:19 PM
`
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:19 PM
8ball Does Sanya turn around, wanting the hotdog so bad, and gobble it up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:19 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:19 PM
8ball does the group arrive at the diner
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:19 PM
Ask again later :8ball:
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:19 PM
8ball does the group arrive at the diner
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:19 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:19 PM
What the heck was that thing in the toilet? (edited)
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Zander 18-May-20 04:20 PM
Emmett, as usual, is wanting to annoy his stead. Sanya baby, when are we getting to the diner?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:20 PM
Do they have lava shards here?
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Brody 18-May-20 04:20 PM
We're here already.
Hop down.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:21 PM
8ball Does Emmett hop down?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:21 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 04:21 PM
You owe me one.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:21 PM
For what?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:21 PM
I don't know, but I obliged to your wishes.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:22 PM
Seth finishes up surveying the ship with Olag and Olag gets to work
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Brody 18-May-20 04:22 PM
Sanya rolls her eyes, walking into the diner
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Zander 18-May-20 04:22 PM
So you own me Emmett realized what he said. Freudian slip. You owe me.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:22 PM
Wemmfort sees a cap on someone's head, and snatches it from the person.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:22 PM
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:22 PM
Alright guys, so yeah, Olag says it'll take a week and a half
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:23 PM
Wonderful.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:23 PM
I'm gonna need to borrow 50,000 ducketts but we can get that from the racist we kidnapped right?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:23 PM
What's this thing?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:23 PM
Yeah, definitely.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:23 PM
Own you? I'll have to remember that. (edited)
Sanya finds and sits down at a booth.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:24 PM
Wemmfort pokes it and leans back. I don't think it's alive.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:24 PM
Naturally, Emmett was now thinking of the supposed "owning", making him feel embarrassed. Owe me! Not own! Emmett sat at her booth.
8ball Is Garrick going to heal his eyeball from eating jeans?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:25 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:25 PM
Seth heads to the diner
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:25 PM
Garrick took a seat.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:25 PM
After a few minutes, Wemmfort puts it on top of his mask. I see. it's an accessory of some sort.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:25 PM
Dakari finds a booth to sit in
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:26 PM
So. Asteroids, huh?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:26 PM
Anyway, what do they have here?
Do they have lava shards here?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:26 PM
8ball Is Volonta a waiter at the diner? If so, he's on rollerskates.
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:26 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:27 PM
I HAVE ARRIVED!
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:27 PM
Take a seat.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:27 PM
Sanya, any of the smoothies look good to you? Emmett was trying to change the tone of their conversation.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:28 PM
Wemmfort is asleep, because of the conversation.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:28 PM
No. Smoothies don't interest me. I wonder if they sell raw meat...
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:28 PM
Hey who's paying?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:28 PM
Now give me a double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:28 PM
For ourselves?
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Brody 18-May-20 04:29 PM
Sanya starts to survey the menu.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:29 PM
Why would a diner sell raw meat?
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:29 PM
Cooked meat, maybe...
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:29 PM
Wemmfort is taking up 2 seats, cause he's asleep.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:29 PM
8ball Is Emmett feeling more vegetarian today?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:29 PM
Reply hazy try again :8ball:
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Brody 18-May-20 04:29 PM
If they sell cooked meat, why wouldn't they sell raw?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:29 PM
8ball Is Emmett feeling more vegetarian today?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:29 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:29 PM
Substitute the patty with Dwarf please, if you have no Dwarf then give me uhhhhhh, Drow
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:29 PM
Order a bleu rare steak.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:30 PM
Sanya, you're a plant. Tell me the hottest salad or whatever.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:30 PM
Wemmfort feels a burning sensation and quickly wakes up. WATER! WATER!
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:30 PM
Volonta rolls over on his skates towards the group Have you all decided your orders for today?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:30 PM
“A double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp, that’ll be $6.53. And $3.47 is your change” I hear Jimmy Neutron say. I never saw that little fuck press the buttons with food on them, so I had to go speak to him. “Dude, you’re supposed to press the buttons with the pictures of food on ‘em”. I say. “Don’t need to Skeet, I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head” he replies. Ever since he fucking started at this job, he insists on trying to make things harder on them. Just last week, he had the fucking nerve to call salt “Sodium Chloride”. No, you fuckwad, just call it salt. No one gives a shit how you know the basic chemical name of fucking salt. Not to mention that it’s not even 100% sodium chloride, it’s 98% sodium chloride with 2% trace elements. But he just insists on calling it sodium chloride. This was my moment to ruin this fucking nerd. “Dude, you do know that the pictures there aren’t just for prices, right? They are logged and from there, the managers can get a rough estimate on how much food has been used and they can subtract the amount used by their stock so they know how much to order so we don’t run out of food for later days. It’s not just about prices. And what if you do make a mistake? Even a few cents missing from your drawer will result in potentially a write up, and doing it on numerous shifts can result in you getting fired, especially if you’re missing a good amount of money
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:30 PM
Would that be cannibalism?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:30 PM
wemmfort comes back
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Zander 18-May-20 04:31 PM
Garrick, where are you?
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Brody 18-May-20 04:31 PM
Sanya, confused and slightly offended, glares at the goat
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:31 PM
Anyways with that out of the way
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:31 PM
What...?
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:31 PM
what
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Zander 18-May-20 04:31 PM
Emmett sunk a little. I'll tell you the best looking burgers....
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:31 PM
Do you guys have any glass shards here?
that's like water but in moldarr
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:32 PM
If you really want some, I can get you them.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:32 PM
Next to you.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:32 PM
Waiter. Do you have any bark? (edited)
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Brody 18-May-20 04:32 PM
They're all just leaves. Buy the cheapest, and get a good dressing. You won't even tell the difference.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:33 PM
Tree bark?
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:33 PM
Yes
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Zander 18-May-20 04:33 PM
8ball Does Olag suddenly come into the diner butt naked and drunken?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:33 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 04:33 PM
Waiter!
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:33 PM
Everyone hide behind their menus.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:33 PM
For the food, do you have any dried lava here?
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:33 PM
I'd.... have to get back with you on that. Yes? Volonta turns his attention to the one who asked for him.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:34 PM
What's your finest vegetarian thing? I'm looking to stay slim. Emmett is pretty fit-looking, despite his shortness.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:34 PM
I'm sure there's some kind of salad here.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:35 PM
I usually smash the ship's windows for some glass. Glass is hydrating, you know.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:35 PM
Emmett awkwardly looked at Sanya.
I don't think he's going to be much of a help.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:35 PM
I'll just take a salad as well waiter.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:36 PM
I'll take two fries, a double mcspelunkers with extra cheese, make that medium rare, a salad with extra fortnite, 2 Medium chocolate milkshakes with a shot of Dwarven rum, sprinkle some Caribeener-19 salt on top, make it turn, spit in it, make it dry, run and stomp on Emmett's foot. I'll also take 2 irish women to-go, a 3 foot 9 midget, you know, like the ones from the circus, cover her in hotsauce, shove 2 peppers up her ass, a stick, a dildo, and 4 dabs of soy sauce. OH! Can I also get uHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Fortnite burger, extra farts, 3 packets of Spacemayo, no cum or piss and a large coke.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:36 PM
I'll share some charred lava with you, goat man.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:36 PM
Waiter. He'll take a garden salad, I'll take... what's the closest you have to goat? Sanya glares at Emmett with a sly smile.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:36 PM
Emmett sticks his tongue out at her. (edited)
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:36 PM
She'll have a salad.
Seth points at Sanya
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:37 PM
Sanya Smiles at emmett while he's t-posing
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Brody 18-May-20 04:37 PM
Emmett also narrates himself.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:37 PM
She needs to lose some weight Wink wink
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Zander 18-May-20 04:37 PM
Sanya wants to bite on some goat meat.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:37 PM
I'll have a doudectuple-decker big meaty cheesey hamburger.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:37 PM
So. Three salads, some glass shards, charred lava, and whatever he said? He looked between the group, looking to the crazed one last as he finished his words.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:38 PM
I will end you. NO, GET ME A STEAK.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:38 PM
I'll repeat it just in case
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:38 PM
I'm so thirsty right now, you don't even know it.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:38 PM
Seth breathes in
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:38 PM
no. please don't sir.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:38 PM
I'll take two fries, a double mcspelunkers with extra cheese, make that medium rare, a salad with extra fortnite, 2 Medium chocolate milkshakes with a shot of Dwarven rum, sprinkle some Caribeener-19 salt on top, make it turn, spit in it, make it dry, run and stomp on Emmett's foot. I'll also take 2 irish women to-go, a 3 foot 9 midget, you know, like the ones from the circus, cover her in hotsauce, shove 2 peppers up her ass, a stick, a dildo, and 4 dabs of soy sauce. OH! Can I also get uHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Fortnite burger, extra farts, 3 packets of Spacemayo, no cum or piss and a large coke.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:38 PM
Damn, woman, be more demanding to the guy.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:38 PM
I want 2 salads actually.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:38 PM
Shut up.
We're not rich you know
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:38 PM
Volonta would just blankly stare at them.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:38 PM
you get one salad
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Brody 18-May-20 04:38 PM
Sanya takes the time to look at the waiter, realizing just what she was talking to. (edited)
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:39 PM
Also do you strawberry milkshakes?
No
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:39 PM
ONE
SALAD
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Zander 18-May-20 04:39 PM
8ball Is Olag screaming at various employees?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:39 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:39 PM
I want my 2 salads
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:39 PM
ONE!
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:39 PM
hamburger.... please......
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:39 PM
2!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:39 PM
ONE
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:39 PM
extra ham
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:39 PM
2!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:40 PM
Wemmfort raises his hand. Waiter, I'm kinda hungry, too. Can I have some dried lava? (edited)
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:40 PM
I SHALL LET YOU HAVE ONE MILKSHAKE IF YOU GET ONLY ONE SALAD!
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Brody 18-May-20 04:40 PM
Ignore them, robot. Just get a salads, a burger, and a steak.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:40 PM
I will be back shortly with your. uh. Food. He said 'food' suspiciously before turning and going back into the kitchen.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:40 PM
Move aside Seth, or else I'll piss on you.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:40 PM
Seth pisses on himself for Emmett
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:40 PM
But you want "two fries, a double mcspelunkers with extra cheese, make that medium rare, a salad with extra fortnite, 2 Medium chocolate milkshakes with a shot of Dwarven rum, sprinkle some Caribeener-19 salt on top, make it turn, spit in it, make it dry, run and stomp on Emmett's foot. I'll also take 2 irish women to-go, a 3 foot 9 midget, you know, like the ones from the circus, cover her in hotsauce, shove 2 peppers up her ass, a stick, a dildo, and 4 dabs of soy sauce. OH! Can I also get uHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Fortnite burger, extra farts, 3 packets of Spacemayo, no cum or piss and a large coke."
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:40 PM
Yes.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:40 PM
Big meaty hamburger with 12 layers
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Zander 18-May-20 04:40 PM
Emmett sidesteps out of the booth and goes to the restroom.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:40 PM
So I want my 2 salads! (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:40 PM
wemfort walks into the kitchen Is my glass ready, yet?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:41 PM
I am the one who makes the money so I get "the two fries, a double mcspelunkers with extra cheese, make that medium rare, a salad with extra fortnite, 2 Medium chocolate milkshakes with a shot of Dwarven rum, sprinkle some Caribeener-19 salt on top, make it turn, spit in it, make it dry, run and stomp on Emmett's foot. I'll also take 2 irish women to-go, a 3 foot 9 midget, you know, like the ones from the circus, cover her in hotsauce, shove 2 peppers up her ass, a stick, a dildo, and 4 dabs of soy sauce. OH! Can I also get uHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Fortnite burger, extra farts, 3 packets of Spacemayo, no cum or piss and a large coke."
Now.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:41 PM
I'll literally turn up my comms volume so you can hear me pissing if you two won't shut up.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:41 PM
Wait, not a robot. My bad.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:41 PM
Sit down.
And go to sleep
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:42 PM
Well I want to splurge a little. So I want my two salads and a milkshake.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:42 PM
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:42 PM
Just, go, bear.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:42 PM
MO. NEY.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:42 PM
Seth, don't say that before we get our food!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:42 PM
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHUT UP
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:42 PM
How do we have no money if you're getting "I'll take two fries, a double mcspelunkers with extra cheese, make that medium rare, a salad with extra fortnite, 2 Medium chocolate milkshakes with a shot of Dwarven rum, sprinkle some Caribeener-19 salt on top, make it turn, spit in it, make it dry, run and stomp on Emmett's foot. I'll also take 2 irish women to-go, a 3 foot 9 midget, you know, like the ones from the circus, cover her in hotsauce, shove 2 peppers up her ass, a stick, a dildo, and 4 dabs of soy sauce. OH! Can I also get uHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Fortnite burger, extra farts, 3 packets of Spacemayo, no cum or piss and a large coke."!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:42 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Zander 18-May-20 04:42 PM
Emmett takes out his personal account balance and checks on it.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:42 PM
We're supposed to eat and THEN ditch the restaurant!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:42 PM
I call it walk out on the tab
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Brody 18-May-20 04:43 PM
Sanya slumps into her booth, entirely too fucking tired for this shit. (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:43 PM
Wemmfort goes to the cash register and takes some Ducketts. What are these?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:43 PM
t!choose 100 500 1000 2000 5000 10000 15000
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:43 PM
Then we can easily walk out with another salad and milkshake.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:43 PM
No.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:43 PM
You are making 0 sense
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Zander 18-May-20 04:43 PM
t!choose 100 | 500 | 1000 | 2000 | 5000 | 10000 | 15000
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Tatsu BOT 18-May-20 04:43 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick 1000
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:43 PM
Good.
Now sit there and shut up
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:44 PM
Anyways, that's all, waiterman.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:44 PM
Pretty low on funds, but I could always save something from Seth.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:44 PM
Seth pats Dakari on the back
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:44 PM
Oh. He's gone.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:44 PM
Emmett takes a big ol' piss.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:44 PM
Dakari sighs
Fine
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:44 PM
Are these some sort of currency?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:44 PM
t!choose Sanya | Himself | Waiter | Garrick | Seth
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Tatsu BOT 18-May-20 04:44 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick Sanya
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:45 PM
sanya turns into a toilet
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:45 PM
8ball Does Sanya turn into a toilet?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:45 PM
Ask again later :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:46 PM
8ball Does Sanya turn into a toilet?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:46 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 04:46 PM
Emmett, after washing his hands, poked his head out of the restroom. Sanya, you should check out this bathroom. Squeaky clean and echoey!
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Brody 18-May-20 04:46 PM
Fuck.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:46 PM
Epic.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:46 PM
Soon the bear would come back with the salads, the milkshakes, the glass shards, the charred lava. He sets it all down on the table and looks at the crazed lunatic. I do apologize but we don't have a, double mcspulunkers, extra fortnite, dwarven rum, caribeener-19 irish women to go, midget, dildo's, fortnite burger, farts, cum, or piss. And we don't have coke, is pepsi ok?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:46 PM
Well at least run and stomp on Emmett's foot.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:46 PM
8ball Does the entire cast turn into a pickle?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:46 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:46 PM
I'll revamp my order.
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Lili 18-May-20 04:47 PM
Iris wakes up and the ship is empty.
oh.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:47 PM
I apologize but I'm in skates, I'm currently unable to stomnp on anyone's foot.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:47 PM
toilet sanya
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Zander 18-May-20 04:47 PM
8ball Does Olag make his way to the booth, still naked and drunk?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:47 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:47 PM
UGHHHHHHH
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Zander 18-May-20 04:47 PM
Sanya? Emmett tilted his head.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:48 PM
What? Oh great, he's back.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:48 PM
Useless restaurant business
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:48 PM
Garrick gazes upon his 3-feet-tall burger.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:48 PM
Emmett sees the slime and recedes back into the restroom.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:48 PM
What's that thing attatched between his legs?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:48 PM
Yeah, no.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:49 PM
Some sort of device?
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Lili 18-May-20 04:49 PM
Iris wanders around the empty ship, bored out of her mind but with no clue where everyone else is.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:49 PM
~D: Why did you ever choose to join this shitshow of a crew?~
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:49 PM
If you need anything else I'll be right over here. Volonta then goes like, two tables over and sits down. Exhausted.
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Lili 18-May-20 04:49 PM
She suddenly remembers she has her comms, and subsequently turns them on.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:49 PM
UHH
WAITER
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Lili 18-May-20 04:50 PM
Uh hey guys.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:50 PM
I HAVE NOT SAID MY NEW ORDER YET!
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Brody 18-May-20 04:50 PM
Oh, finally. Hello Iris.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:50 PM
Guess I'll get high or something. Emmett slides down to the ground and takes out some grass.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:50 PM
His head lifts up and stares the lunatic down before pulling out a little notepad. Please state your order sir.
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Lili 18-May-20 04:50 PM
What did I just turn my comms on to?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:50 PM
Wemmfort freezes, confused at everything.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:50 PM
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Zander 18-May-20 04:50 PM
Emmett turns off his comms.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:50 PM
Hell. We're at a nearby diner.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:51 PM
I'm scared.
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Lili 18-May-20 04:51 PM
Oh. Uh, that’s cool, I guess??
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:51 PM
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Brody 18-May-20 04:51 PM
As it turns out, we'll be on this asteroid for a week.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:52 PM
Emmett takes out a lighter and starts to cook his grass in the restroom, likely stinking up the place.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:52 PM
8ball Does Garrick take apart his burger and eat the layers individually
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:52 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:52 PM
Wemmfort takes off his mask Now would be a great time to wash my mask. (edited)
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Brody 18-May-20 04:53 PM
Fine. I'm going to the bathroom.
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Lili 18-May-20 04:53 PM
Ah! Well then, I should... probably get acquainted with the place.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:53 PM
Let me do my order, give me 200 chicken nuggets, a burger the size of my dick, extra cheddar, put a squeeze on it, twist it, spit on Emmett, and then let it dry. Give me 5 milkshakes all Extra-large, with extra shots of Dwarven Beer, a Mcflurry deluxe, give me a Hershey Chocolate bar, the cook's left big toenail, a piece of food, nuclear waste, a large glass of grease mixed with pepsi. I will also take 2 fried tacos, a fried spitball, 9 salads with extra craisens and with Balsamic Vinaigrette, 2 starved dogs picked apart by crows and vultures, fried vulva, and hmmmmm, a fried scab to go.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 04:53 PM
Dakari eats his salad trying his best to ignore the shenanigans occurring at the table
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Brody 18-May-20 04:53 PM
Sanya turns off her comm
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:53 PM
Wemmfort goes into the bathroom, only to discover emmett.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:53 PM
Hurry up and get over here.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:54 PM
That is all thank you
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:54 PM
One... Order coming right up. Volonta, once again, went back into the kitchem.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:54 PM
Upon entering, Emmett could be seen with a wad of grass in his mouth.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:54 PM
Seth goes into the bathroom
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Brody 18-May-20 04:54 PM
Jesus. I hate unisex bathrooms.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:54 PM
Everyone's gone to the bathroom, so there's booth space.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:54 PM
Oh hey, I didn't know these bathrooms were unisex.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:55 PM
Is the slime dude gone?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:55 PM
How progressive.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:55 PM
Why are you sucking Sanya's hair?
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Lili 18-May-20 04:55 PM
Alright. Uh, where’s the diner and what’s it called?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:55 PM
Seth pees on Trey
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:55 PM
gros
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:55 PM
Who Olag?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:55 PM
Because I really don't want to deal with him.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:55 PM
He left a while ago.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:55 PM
He has this thing between his legs.
What is it?
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:56 PM
It's east and called I dunno.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:56 PM
8ball Does Sanya leave the bathroom and apologize to the waiter?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:56 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:56 PM
Dinner is at 1 20 street.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:56 PM
Fuck. This.
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Lili 18-May-20 04:56 PM
Cool, I’ll just... wander around until I find the place that looks like it was hit by a truck.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:56 PM
Emmett inhales deeply, probably having gotten everyone in the bathroom pretty high. Maybe not Sanya.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:56 PM
You, waiter. (edited)
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:57 PM
Seth leaves the bathroom
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Lili 18-May-20 04:57 PM
Iris proceeds to exit the ship and turn east. on my way.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:57 PM
Wemmfort puts his hand on his face, panicked.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:57 PM
Without washing his hands
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:57 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:57 PM
Seth wipes his hands on Sanya
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:57 PM
Volonta peeks his head out. Yes?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:57 PM
I swear, the people on this ship are retarded sometimes.
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Brody 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Sanya has jusst about fuckinn had it
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Wemmfort walks out, still confused.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Emmett turns his comms back on.
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Lili 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Iris is just walking.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 04:58 PM
walkin
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Brody 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Sanya reaches for her knife.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Woah
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Zander 18-May-20 04:58 PM
8ball Does Emmett feel considerate all of a sudden and sets his comms to Sanya's frequency?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:58 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Be nice, don't kill the waiter over your failed relationship with goat man
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:58 PM
8ball should wemmfort walk out and process all of this?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:58 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 04:59 PM
Volonta glances down at the knife and back up to her. Is there something you need?
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Zander 18-May-20 04:59 PM
Sanya, want to go on a walk?
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Lili 18-May-20 04:59 PM
Iris hums a catchy song from her home as she walks.
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:59 PM
8ball Does the food arrive?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 04:59 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:59 PM
Waiter
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Zander 18-May-20 04:59 PM
Sanya?
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Sean. 18-May-20 04:59 PM
I need to change my order
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 04:59 PM
Wemmfort turns off his comms.
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Zander 18-May-20 04:59 PM
Emmett sighed and looked out, seeing Sanya with her weapon out.
Sanya! Stop!
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Brody 18-May-20 05:00 PM
Sanya is heavily contomlating doing a stabb.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:00 PM
The bear just sighs. What changes would you like to make to your order?
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:00 PM
Garrick finishes his boiga
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:00 PM
give me 200 chicken nuggets, a burger the size of my dick, extra cheddar, put a squeeze on it, twist it, spit on Emmett, and then let it dry. Give me 5 milkshakes all Extra-large, with extra shots of Dwarven Beer, a Mcflurry deluxe, give me a Hershey Chocolate bar, the cook's left big toenail, a piece of food, nuclear waste, a large glass of grease mixed with pepsi. I will also take 2 fried tacos, a fried spitball, 9 salads with extra craisens and with Balsamic Vinaigrette, 2 starved dogs picked apart by crows and vultures, fried vulva, and hmmmmm, a fried scab for here.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:00 PM
Wemmfort lays down on the ground.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:00 PM
Thats my order now.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:00 PM
Iris stops walking abruptly, wondering if she passed the restaurant already.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:00 PM
Thank you.
Seth walks away (edited)
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:00 PM
Volonta just disappears back into the kitchen.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:01 PM
8ball does Iris finally get to the restaurant
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:01 PM
Cannot predict now :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 05:02 PM
Sanya! Look over here! I'm your brother, Emmett!
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Lili 18-May-20 05:02 PM
8ball does Iris finally get to the restaurant
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:02 PM
Better not tell you now :8ball:
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Lili 18-May-20 05:02 PM
8ball does Iris finally get to the restaurant
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:02 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Lili 18-May-20 05:02 PM
Iris is finally here.
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Brody 18-May-20 05:02 PM
~D: Do it. We've been waiting for this for, like, a GUY. Do It. Stab him.~
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:02 PM
Wemmfort realizes that he needs to be in water while he lays down, so he digs up some of the trash on the ground and finds a small pool of water.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:02 PM
She walks in and beholds the absolute chaos that is the inside of this restaurant.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:02 PM
Oh. Hi Iris.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:02 PM
Wemmfort lays down again.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:03 PM
I-
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Zander 18-May-20 05:03 PM
Emmett runs over to Sanya and tries to tackle her to get her attention.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:03 PM
Iris is at a complete loss for words.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:03 PM
Wemmfort sighs with worry in his eyes. (edited)
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:03 PM
Yea. I know.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:03 PM
Just... just sit down.
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Brody 18-May-20 05:03 PM
Sanya starts walking towards seth, Only stopping at Emmett's feeble attempt at a tackle.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:03 PM
Eventually Sanya will kill the waiter and the chaos will end.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:04 PM
8ball Does Dakari leave to check out the gas station?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:04 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Lili 18-May-20 05:04 PM
Iris sits down.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:04 PM
Sanya, please.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:04 PM
8ball will the Diner give Seth his food
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:04 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:04 PM
8ball Does Seth bang a hooker that looks like Lois from family guy, in the diner?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:04 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:04 PM
Wemmfort decides to take a nap. (edited)
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:04 PM
Ah thank you so much
Here's a tip
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Zander 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Take my hand.
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Brody 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Why? He's been nothing but a problem. Besides, what's the repercussions? He'd be fine. He deserves it.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:05 PM
YOu need to calm down.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Is there time to order, or...?
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Seth puts 1 duckett in the waiter's shirt
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Garrick eats a slice of leftover cheese.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Volonta would come out of the kitchen, wheeling a big ass tray over to Seth with his order. Here you are sir
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Sure.
Waiter!
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:05 PM
Don't spend it all here haha
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Zander 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Look at me, Sanya.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Now excuse me Lois from family guy.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Ignore that idiot.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Yes sir? Volonta turned to face Garrick.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:06 PM
And let's just go on a walk.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:06 PM
🍔
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Seth cums and pushes the bitch off him
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:06 PM
My friend here still needs to order.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Time to eat
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Brody 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Fine.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:06 PM
8ball Does Seth's penis extend to where Sanya is from his current position?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:06 PM
Thank you gods for this meal, make my tummy big and strong and let me fuck all night long.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:07 PM
What would your friend like to order?
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Brody 18-May-20 05:07 PM
Stab.
bruhdy 3
Sanya stabs Seth's peepee
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:08 PM
Seth's penis retracts and begins to heal
Ouchie
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Brody 18-May-20 05:08 PM
I hate you, Seth.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:08 PM
Whatever toots.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:08 PM
Could I just... get a calzone?
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Brody 18-May-20 05:08 PM
Sanya walks out of the Diner and takes a walk.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:09 PM
Emmett is currently being dragged by the strongwoman.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:09 PM
I shall be back shortly with your calzone. He gave a subtle nod before going back to the kitchen. Again.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:09 PM
Can I just say waiter, this is the most diverse diner I've ever been to.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:09 PM
Seth reaches his hand into his pocket dimension bag and begins to choke the old lady in there
trey 1
Shut up
I'm eating
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:09 PM
Seth's like a cartoon character
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Lili 18-May-20 05:10 PM
Iris presses her hand to her forehead to stave off a migraine.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:10 PM
8ball Does Olag stop Sanya with his big ol' weiner?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:10 PM
Cannot predict now :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 05:10 PM
8ball Does Olag stop Sanya with his big ol' weiner?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:10 PM
You may rely on it :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:10 PM
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Hey little buddyyyyy"
Seth sees a small baby enter the Diner
Seth presses on its soft spot
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Zander 18-May-20 05:11 PM
Slow...down! My face isn't immune to rusty metal!
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:11 PM
8ball is Sanya getting her energy drained by the leech
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:11 PM
You may rely on it :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:11 PM
All the nukes on earth launch at each other
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Lili 18-May-20 05:11 PM
I... I don’t even know how to approach this situation.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:11 PM
Maybe we should leave...
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Brody 18-May-20 05:12 PM
Sanya drops to the ground, out of energy and out of fucks to give.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:12 PM
But... my calzone...
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:12 PM
Garrick pulls the leech off of Sanya and tosses it to Seth.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:12 PM
Volonta came back out with the calzone. Here you are.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:12 PM
Seth finishes eating, using the baby as a napkin
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Brody 18-May-20 05:12 PM
8ball Does Sanya cut Olag's stupid leech penis?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:12 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 05:12 PM
Emmett bites Olag's penis off to save his friend, giving Olag what he wants.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:12 PM
Quite exquisite
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:13 PM
Gross.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:13 PM
Olag grunts in pleasure
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:13 PM
8ball should wemmfort wake up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:13 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Lili 18-May-20 05:13 PM
Iris takes the calzone and pays for it before proceeding out of the diner.
Iris stares for a moment.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:13 PM
A little bit of cum leaks out and the penis starts to wiggle in Emmett's mouth
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:13 PM
So... not leaving.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:14 PM
There is no escape, she realizes. (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:14 PM
8ball retry
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:14 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:14 PM
Volonta would go and sit down now.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:14 PM
OH WAITER!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:14 PM
Wemmfort wakes up
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:14 PM
MAY I GET A TO-GO BOX!
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Brody 18-May-20 05:14 PM
Sanya has decided to snap.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:14 PM
Mouth full Thnk I shuld eat thus in front of hm? (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:15 PM
Wemmfort walks into the diner, seeing the dead baby.
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Brody 18-May-20 05:15 PM
WAITER! GET ME A FUCKING BLENDER!
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Lili 18-May-20 05:15 PM
With a heavy sigh, Iris sits down on the sidewalk to eat her calzone and watch the chaos.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:15 PM
I want 200 chicken nuggets, a burger the size of my dick, extra cheddar, put a squeeze on it, twist it, spit on Emmett, and then let it dry. Give me 5 milkshakes all Extra-large, with extra shots of Dwarven Beer, a Mcflurry deluxe, give me a Hershey Chocolate bar, the cook's left big toenail, a piece of food, nuclear waste, a large glass of grease mixed with pepsi. I will also take 2 fried tacos, a fried spitball, 9 salads with extra craisens and with Balsamic Vinaigrette, 2 starved dogs picked apart by crows and vultures, fried vulva, and hmmmmm, a fried scab all to go.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:15 PM
Garrick taps on Volonta's shoulder.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:15 PM
Olag waddles away
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:15 PM
Yes?
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:15 PM
Can we borrow a blender?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:16 PM
My head is starting to hurt again.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:16 PM
It's important.
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Brody 18-May-20 05:16 PM
Do whatever you feel. I'm about to go insane.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:16 PM
I don't see why not. Back of the kitchen. He puts his head back down onto the table
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:16 PM
Awesome.
I GOT THE BLENDER, SANYA.
1️⃣ 1
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:16 PM
8ball is the cook Olag's twin?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:16 PM
You may rely on it :8ball:
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Brody 18-May-20 05:16 PM
Hand it over.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:17 PM
"THATS MY BLENDAR!"
"GIVE IT BACK!"
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:17 PM
Garrick tosses the blender to Sanya.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:17 PM
Emmett spits out the slime and lights it on fire.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:17 PM
Can I have the blender?
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:17 PM
We just need to borrow it.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:17 PM
Guys, can we stun Sanya or something?
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:17 PM
Olag's twin takes off his clothes and starts chasing after Sanya with a knife shaped like a dildo
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:17 PM
8ball does Garrick successfully stuff all of Olag into the blender
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:17 PM
Ask again later :8ball:
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:17 PM
8ball does Garrick successfully stuff all of Olag into the blender
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:17 PM
Concentrate and ask again :8ball:
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:18 PM
8ball does Garrick successfully stuff all of Olag into the blender
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:18 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:18 PM
I...
I think I just want to go
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:18 PM
WHERE'S THE LID
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Brody 18-May-20 05:18 PM
Here.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:18 PM
SANYA! THE LID!
Thanks.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:18 PM
8ball Does Seth stun Sanya with his laser gun?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:18 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Lili 18-May-20 05:18 PM
Iris simply continues eating her calzone, resigned to the chaos.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:18 PM
Wemmfort snatches the lid.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:18 PM
Garrick shuts the blender and plugs it in.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:18 PM
Emmett, use the pistol I gave you
It should have a stun.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:18 PM
The evil is defeated.
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Brody 18-May-20 05:19 PM
Thank you. We'll keep him there for a day.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:19 PM
Wemmfort snatches the lid.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:19 PM
Emmett checks his pockets, only finding his Maggo-Pistol.
I don't see it.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:19 PM
Check your ass-cheeks.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:19 PM
Finally! My lid collection is complete!
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Lili 18-May-20 05:19 PM
Hey guys, when we’re done with... whatever this is, what’s next on the agenda?
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Brody 18-May-20 05:20 PM
Sanya flips the blender upside down, to keep Olag stuck. (edited)
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:20 PM
If you find my credit score tell me what it is
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:20 PM
We gotta pacify this guy first.
With a blender.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:20 PM
I don't think I've ever considered sticking something in my ass. You taught me never to stick things in my ass.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:20 PM
He'll fix our ship or something.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:20 PM
Hmmmm
Depends on the things and the reason.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:20 PM
8ball Does Emmett decide to try and hold Sanya hostage?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:20 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:20 PM
Especially the reason.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:20 PM
ah. Cool.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:21 PM
Wemmfort looks at the lid with curiousness in his face.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:21 PM
I'm going to reason with my plant friend.
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Brody 18-May-20 05:21 PM
Sanya draws her sword If anyone even tries free him, i'll fucking kill you.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:21 PM
8ball does garrick successfully find spices in his pockets
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:21 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 05:22 PM
8ball Does Olag's twin kick the blender into the air and cause Emmett to have it?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:22 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 05:22 PM
Sanya.
Come over her.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:22 PM
8ball Does Emmett accidently trip and knock over the blender?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:22 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Brody 18-May-20 05:23 PM
8ball Does Sanya sit on the blender, making sure that people can't knock it over.*
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:23 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Lili 18-May-20 05:23 PM
Hey Sanya, when you’re done- uh, blending???- This guy, do you wanna go hang out?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:23 PM
8ball does sanya break the blender while sitting on it?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:23 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 05:23 PM
Emmett is behind Sanya now, his hooves on her shoulders. You're being very irrational, Sanya.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:23 PM
Dakari prepares to leave the diner and heads towards the gas station for a change of scenery (edited)
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Brody 18-May-20 05:24 PM
Irrational? Everyone has gone insane, and I'm irrational?
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Zander 18-May-20 05:25 PM
Listen to me as your... brother? I don't know. But I do know that I saved you from these guys' shenanigans once and I saved your life today.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:25 PM
dabby 2
prettygood 1
bruhdy 1
zan 1
donald 1
thebeans 1
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Lili 18-May-20 05:25 PM
guess I missed a lot.
Iris finishes her calzone.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:27 PM
And I kinda was trying to keep you stable, as a good moirail friend should. But you're threatening to kill the others and our only way to get off of this shitty asteroid.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:27 PM
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Zander 18-May-20 05:27 PM
I don't want to be here either, but you really need to chill out.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:27 PM
emmett is the blender
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:27 PM
Olag is inconveniently placed in the blender.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:27 PM
8ball does Seth pee on Volontà's leg?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:27 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:28 PM
Woops
Sorry
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:28 PM
Why.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:28 PM
8ball Does Dakari tell anyone his plans to visit the gas station?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:28 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:28 PM
Part of getting old, haha
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:28 PM
8ball does emmett eat sanya?
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FF 8Ball BOT 18-May-20 05:28 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Zander 18-May-20 05:28 PM
I keep myself pretty mellow by eating grass and not giving a shit about the others' ordeals.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:28 PM
I'm going to the gas station. See you all later.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:28 PM
"Help me little friend!"
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Zander 18-May-20 05:28 PM
Clearly you can't get high, but you really need to chill.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:28 PM
Can I come?
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:29 PM
I'm down.
trey 1
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Brody 18-May-20 05:29 PM
Murder keeps me chill, Emmett. But I can't really do that, can I?
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Zander 18-May-20 05:29 PM
Emmett rubs his fluffy arms around her neck.
Relax.
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:29 PM
Yea, sure. I'm not planning on doing anything in particular. Just exploring.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:29 PM
sanya's actually a guy and emmett's gay
it's how he has a boner, his neck extends
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Zander 18-May-20 05:30 PM
All of you children. In reference to the crew. Go find us a place to sleep and leave this woman alone for a bit.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:30 PM
Iris catches up to Dakari, ready to go check out the gas station.
Later, Sanya!
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:30 PM
https://tenor.com/view/poob-poo-bbanana-pencil-snapped-hurt-gif-16022257
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Brody 18-May-20 05:31 PM
Fine. But I'm keeping him in here for at least an hour.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:31 PM
ultrapenis 1
upsidedownok 1
squoat 1
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Brody 18-May-20 05:31 PM
Goodbye, Iris.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:31 PM
Seth finishes peeing
Thank you sir.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:31 PM
Are you finished, sir?
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:31 PM
Here's a tip for your time
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Zander 18-May-20 05:31 PM
I hope this is comfortable to you.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:32 PM
Iris waves cheerfully.
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:32 PM
Seth places another duckett in the waiter's shirt
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:32 PM
ultrapenis upsidedownok squoat emmett hugs sanya but it emoji
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Sean. 18-May-20 05:32 PM
Have a nice night
Seth exits the diner
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Zander 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Are you fine with me being here or should I go?
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Dakari and Iris leave the chaotic situation and head towards the oddly large gas station
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Brody 18-May-20 05:33 PM
You're fine.
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Trey Moment 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Garrick tags along.
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Lili 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Wonder what kind of chips they have here.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Sorry for the awkwardness today. I was feeling a little low on grass.
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ScootyDooty 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Volonta looks down at his leg. Then rests his head on the table once more.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Oh yeah. I almost forgot. Wemmfort gives Seth his Space Juice. (edited)
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Rashidi 18-May-20 05:33 PM
Hopefully they have some bark
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:34 PM
Wemmfort winks at Seth.
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Zander 18-May-20 05:34 PM
Space Rule #89: Peeing on someone displays ownership.
@Brody Is Sanya going to "own" Emmett this episode
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 18-May-20 05:36 PM
when sanya and emmett make a baby, it should be emmett flower.
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Multi 19-May-20 03:21 PM
if it's part grass, would it eat itself?
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Zander 19-May-20 03:22 PM
Emmett flower is an abomination
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Brody 22-May-20 03:23 PM
8ball Does Brody ask if Sanya Wakes Up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:23 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 03:24 PM
Sanya, where the fudge are youuuu?
Emmett has an apparent slur in his voice.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:24 PM
8ball Should Wemmfort wake up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:24 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:24 PM
Wemmfort didn't wake up.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:24 PM
@ScootyDooty
Sanya?
Emmett sees Sanya convulsing on the ground.
Are you okay?
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Jonas 22-May-20 03:26 PM
8ball does sanya convulse into the air
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:26 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:27 PM
Jonas is sanya 2
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Zander 22-May-20 03:27 PM
Emmett wipes his eyes in confusion and tries to pull her down. I've been drinking too much.
Get down!
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Lili 22-May-20 03:28 PM
8ball does Iris wake up
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:28 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 03:28 PM
Iris! Help out!
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Lili 22-May-20 03:28 PM
I’m up!
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Zander 22-May-20 03:28 PM
She's too heavy!
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Lili 22-May-20 03:28 PM
Iris blinks in confusion.
Uh, what did you... want me to... do???
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Zander 22-May-20 03:29 PM
Isn't Sanya convulsing in the air for you?
Or am I hallucinating?
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Lili 22-May-20 03:30 PM
Well, no she is.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:30 PM
How is she doing that.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:30 PM
Pull her down!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:30 PM
sanya put on zero gravity mode
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Zander 22-May-20 03:30 PM
Emmett jumps atop of her.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:30 PM
~D: Help me. Please.~
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:30 PM
Garrick floats to her level to see that Dread's eye is spazzing out as well.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:31 PM
8ball Is Emmett heavy enough to push the possessive sprits down?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:31 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 03:31 PM
Iris jumps up to grab Sanya’s arm so she can pull her down.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:31 PM
None of you are doing anything!
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Brody 22-May-20 03:31 PM
~D: Just. Help. Me.~
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Zander 22-May-20 03:32 PM
Emmett tried balancing his weight on her, but his drunkenness was a bit too much for him to maintain.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:32 PM
they're both spirits
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Zander 22-May-20 03:32 PM
Oop.
Emmett fell off.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:33 PM
Iris jumps, turning away from Sanya to look at Emmett.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:33 PM
I think all of the drinks just hut on.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:33 PM
You okay?
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Brody 22-May-20 03:33 PM
~D: Is this my life now?~
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:33 PM
8ball does Garrick manage to pull Sanya down
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:33 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 03:34 PM
What makess you think I'mm not okay, lady? Emmett clumsily gets on his side in an awkwardly sensual position.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:34 PM
~D: Thank you, ghost.~
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Lili 22-May-20 03:34 PM
Iris lets go of Sanya, now that she’s finally down.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:34 PM
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Lili 22-May-20 03:35 PM
I thought you were hurt, but if you’re not, cool.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:35 PM
Is she okayy?
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Brody 22-May-20 03:35 PM
8ball Does Sanya wake up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:35 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:35 PM
8ball does wemmfort wake up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:35 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:35 PM
You're welcome. Is your host going to be okay?
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Brody 22-May-20 03:35 PM
~I think she's out cold.~
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Zander 22-May-20 03:36 PM
Gimmee my Sanya back you flowerry butch.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:36 PM
8ball does Sanya wake up
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:36 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 03:36 PM
~The hell is he talking about?~
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:36 PM
Wemmfort wakes up, seeing sanya sleeping.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:36 PM
Iris sighs and sits down next to Sanya.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:36 PM
Okay.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:37 PM
yo sanya jeans
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Lili 22-May-20 03:37 PM
I guess I’ll just... wait for her to wake up.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:37 PM
Emmett looks at his chest and pokes himself.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:37 PM
New god power?
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Zander 22-May-20 03:37 PM
I think I took a little more than alcohol.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:37 PM
~Not that I know of.~ (edited)
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Zander 22-May-20 03:37 PM
Thuus has got to be a nnightmare.
8ball Does Emmett manage to get Sanya to wake up via a disgusting manner?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:38 PM
It is decidedly so :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 03:38 PM
Emmett gets up and licks Sanya's face.
Wake up, you butch.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:38 PM
Wemmfort watches from afar.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:39 PM
Iris cringes.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:39 PM
I'm scared now.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:39 PM
...Gross.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:39 PM
Iris grins. Morning, Sanya!
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Brody 22-May-20 03:39 PM
Sanya gets up and wipes off her face
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Zander 22-May-20 03:39 PM
I got ssleepyhead up.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:40 PM
Bad dream?
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Brody 22-May-20 03:40 PM
Why does this smell like cheap liquor?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:40 PM
Wemmfort walks over. Let me guess, drunk?
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Zander 22-May-20 03:40 PM
CHEAP?!
Emmett is visibly angry.
I crewed this myselff!
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Lili 22-May-20 03:40 PM
Iris sighs.
It’s gonna be a long day today.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:41 PM
I got the vorpaberries wwhile the crew was a sleep. I churned them. I added the grasssss!
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Brody 22-May-20 03:41 PM
You're very drunk.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:41 PM
Wemmfort passes him some space juice behind his back. This is the real stuff.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:41 PM
Duh.
That was the intent.
For me to get.... Emmett leans back very far.
WASTED. Emmett hutches forward.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:42 PM
Hey, Sanya, I actually wanted to know what you want for breakfast.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:42 PM
maet
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Brody 22-May-20 03:43 PM
What are our options?
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Zander 22-May-20 03:43 PM
Can I have a bucket of liquor and two of your finest tit- Emmett falls on his face, again.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:43 PM
Pretty much anything. I’m not picky on what is and is not a breakfast food.
Sanya’s picking breakfast today.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:44 PM
Do we have any meat?
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Lili 22-May-20 03:44 PM
Probably.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:44 PM
8ball does garrick find rotten meat buried in the ground
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:44 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:44 PM
Jackpot.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:45 PM
Emmett mutters to himself. Ssanya's gonna be pisssed.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:45 PM
You look really bruised. Do you want us to find a medical station?
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Lili 22-May-20 03:45 PM
Why, what are you thinking?
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Zander 22-May-20 03:45 PM
WE DON'T HAVE LIKE, ANY MMEAT, MAN!
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Lili 22-May-20 03:45 PM
I’ll go buy some then.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:45 PM
Garrick returns to the ship with a hunk of visibly rotten meat.
No need.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:45 PM
Where youu gunna get the meat?
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Brody 22-May-20 03:45 PM
What is that?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:45 PM
...meat.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:46 PM
Iris gives Garrick the most disgusted glare he’s ever seen her wear.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:46 PM
Mystery meat.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:46 PM
We're stuck on a blimey assteroid with no hot chicks to bang!
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Brody 22-May-20 03:46 PM
What's wrong with it?
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Lili 22-May-20 03:46 PM
I don’t joke about food.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:46 PM
Nothing's wrong with it. I just found it.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:46 PM
Emmett started to cry a little.
I'm gonna be alone fureverr..
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Multi 22-May-20 03:47 PM
8ball are almost all of the pastry and pasta related ingredients gone from the kitchen?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:47 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 03:47 PM
Sanya gives Emmett a light kick.
Get up.
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Sean. 22-May-20 03:47 PM
seth poops in his fingernail and does a backflip on a baby's head before falling asleep
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Zander 22-May-20 03:47 PM
Thanks Seth
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Lili 22-May-20 03:47 PM
I’ll get actual, not rotten meat, while I’m out at the store.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:47 PM
Man, I really need a glass of glass.
I'm thirsty.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:47 PM
Emmett latched onto Sanya's foot.
Yourre not goin anywhere.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:48 PM
So picky.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:48 PM
You're staying wif me.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:48 PM
And then when I get back I’ll make, like, tacos or something.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:48 PM
Well, I'll go with you.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:48 PM
Wemmfort finds a glass bottle, breaks it, and eats the shards from the ground.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:48 PM
Too many crackheads here right now.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:49 PM
That was really refreshing.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:49 PM
I didn't take crack, Garrick. Emmett says this with a surprisingly elegant tone.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:49 PM
Grassheads, then.
Meaning you and Sanya.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:50 PM
Alright. Anybody else coming?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:50 PM
Hey! Does anybody want some glass?
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Brody 22-May-20 03:50 PM
Get off.
She lifts her leg so that she can talk to the goat better
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Zander 22-May-20 03:51 PM
You better watch out for the woman that'll follow you, ghosty mann.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:51 PM
Alright yeah, let’s go Garrick.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:51 PM
Emmett was talking nonsense, it seemed.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:51 PM
8ball Does Sanya shake Emmett off of her?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:51 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 03:51 PM
Get.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:51 PM
Oh, come on. Iris isn't that bad.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:51 PM
Sanya picks Emmett up by the back of his shirt
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Zander 22-May-20 03:52 PM
Emmett falls on his back, his mouth in a smirk. I'm all ayourss, wona-
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:52 PM
Wemmfort throws some glass next to garrick. You'd seem like you'd like this.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:52 PM
PUT ME DOWN.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:52 PM
Nope.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:52 PM
NOW.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:52 PM
Im not putting you down until you're more sober.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:52 PM
Alright, looks like nobody else is coming.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:53 PM
Squommy pleasse...
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Lili 22-May-20 03:53 PM
Let’s get going.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:53 PM
I've been a good boy...
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Brody 22-May-20 03:53 PM
Sanya is unfazed.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:53 PM
8ball should Wemmfort scrape Emmett off Sanya's leg? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:53 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 03:54 PM
Emmett suddenly roundhouse kicks Sanya's stomach and hops out of her grasp.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:54 PM
Ow.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:54 PM
Die.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:54 PM
8ball do we finally go to the store
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:54 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 03:55 PM
Oh no, you've wounded me. However will i go on?
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Zander 22-May-20 03:55 PM
8ball Is there even a grocery store on the asteroid?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 03:55 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 03:55 PM
I see the light. Its telling me to reach out.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:55 PM
Here we are.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:56 PM
Iris nods.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:56 PM
Woe is you, oh boo ho- Emmett was beginning to choke.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:56 PM
Alright, let’s head in.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:56 PM
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Zander 22-May-20 03:57 PM
Emmett was hitting himself in the stomach.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:57 PM
The store isn’t huge, but it’s got a strangely wide variety of food.
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Brody 22-May-20 03:58 PM
Sanya rolls away before disaster
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:58 PM
The duo spend, like, 20 minutes trying to find normal meat.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:58 PM
Wemmfort starts to try to talk to emmett. So, uh, you like glass?
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Zander 22-May-20 03:58 PM
Emmett swallows, following with a visible twitch.
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Lili 22-May-20 03:58 PM
Oh, there it is.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:58 PM
No more games, funny wonan.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 03:58 PM
I didn't think uncooked alien meat would look this suspicious...
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Brody 22-May-20 03:59 PM
Sanya hides behind the couch
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Lili 22-May-20 03:59 PM
Iris lifts up one of the strange meats.
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Zander 22-May-20 03:59 PM
I'm going to grab you now!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 03:59 PM
funny wonan.
@Zander
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Lili 22-May-20 03:59 PM
I know this one!
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Brody 22-May-20 03:59 PM
Oh no you won't.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:00 PM
Hope you're a good judge of food, because it all looks bad to me.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:00 PM
Iris nods.
If I weren’t a ribbon dancer, I’d have been a chef.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:00 PM
Emmett tackles onto Sanya, trying to pick her up. I have brutal strength!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:00 PM
I'm getting kinda hungry.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:00 PM
Well, you certainly fulfill that role now.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:00 PM
Iris smiles at him.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:01 PM
Anyways, let's get out of here.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:01 PM
Thanks, that’s really nice of you to say.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:01 PM
No you dont. She picks him up.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:01 PM
Yeah, sure.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:01 PM
What the fuck.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:01 PM
She nods and goes to buy the mountain of food they picked up along the way.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:01 PM
How are you so strong?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:02 PM
Sanya changes Emmett's physical properties and now he's a basketball
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:02 PM
You... have the money for all this, right?
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Lili 22-May-20 04:02 PM
Iris pauses.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:02 PM
I was sent to assassinate a famous Basketball player, so i know a thing or two about THIS! She throws him into the kitchen
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Lili 22-May-20 04:03 PM
...I do, but that’s pretty much all of my money.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:03 PM
8ball does wemmfort try to find the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:03 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 04:03 PM
Emmett braced for impact, but surprisingly, the impact wasn't too bad. He made a fake cracking noise and went dead silent.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:03 PM
...do you wanna just steal it?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:03 PM
Garrick reaches into his pockets and pulls out duckett36.
Yes.
Good idea.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:04 PM
Let’s go.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:04 PM
I know you're not dead. That throw wasn't even strong enough to kill a 5 year old.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:04 PM
The duo rushes out of the store, setting off alarms.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:04 PM
You fucking broke my arm though.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:04 PM
Iris laughs.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:04 PM
Good. Breaking bones builds character.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:04 PM
I’ve never stolen anything before! This is kinda fun.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:05 PM
Sanya turns into a wizard and turns a random baby into a beer bottle
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:05 PM
Isn't it?? Nobody else gets the thrill!
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Zander 22-May-20 04:05 PM
Emmett howled in pain to try and get more of a reaction.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:05 PM
8ball does a weird-looking crater attract the attention of Garrick
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:05 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 04:05 PM
Nice howl. i give it a 6.5 ot of 10.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:06 PM
You're boring.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:06 PM
8ball good job kiddo?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:06 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 04:06 PM
8ball do Iris and Garrick ride a shopping cart into the crater
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:06 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 04:06 PM
You're drunk.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:06 PM
Emmett turned his back on her. I'm going to find some real ffriends.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:06 PM
8ball what
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:06 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 04:06 PM
The only one out there... is Olag.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:07 PM
8ball do the ducks arrive at the crater at a similar time as the other two?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:07 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:07 PM
8baby
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Zander 22-May-20 04:07 PM
8ball Does Garrick also see a pink blur in his peripheral vision?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:07 PM
It is decidedly so :8ball:
No, you are poop.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:08 PM
Emmett sighed.
Fine. You want me to tell you why I'mm sso drunk?
Or cann you tell?
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Brody 22-May-20 04:09 PM
Go ahead and tell me.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:09 PM
8poop
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:09 PM
No, you are poop.
bruhdy 1
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Zander 22-May-20 04:09 PM
Emmett looked to the side, visibly embarrassed.
It's that time, y'know?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:10 PM
8ball 8poop
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:10 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:10 PM
8ball do the two fall down the crater pit, leaving the groceries behind
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:10 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 04:10 PM
ow.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:11 PM
The ducks arrive just in time to see the other two falling down into the crater
Those weren't two people from the ship, were they?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:11 PM
Emmett sat down next to Sanya, albeit sloppily.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:12 PM
I'd call that a successful escape.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:12 PM
Diver quacks back
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Lili 22-May-20 04:12 PM
Iris laughs.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:12 PM
Garrick looks up to see a figure looming above the hole. (edited)
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Lili 22-May-20 04:12 PM
I guess it was!
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Zander 22-May-20 04:12 PM
I can't control it, you read up on Squoatling biology or wwhatevver.
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Sean. 22-May-20 04:12 PM
Seth does the woah on minorities
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Multi 22-May-20 04:12 PM
So I guess we gotta go down, come on then
The ducks begin to slowly fly down the crater
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Lili 22-May-20 04:13 PM
Iris also looks up.
That is... a long way back to the groceries.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:14 PM
Well.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:14 PM
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:14 PM
We climbing?
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Lili 22-May-20 04:14 PM
Iris shrugs.
I can climb.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:14 PM
'Cause I can get up there just fine.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:14 PM
8ball does wemmfort look for the ship? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:14 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:14 PM
That's no fun though.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:14 PM
Emmett sat there, listening to the weirdos climbing a near-indefinitely deep crater. (edited)
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Lili 22-May-20 04:15 PM
Alright, what do you suggest?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:15 PM
wemmfort searches frantically for the ship.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:15 PM
Garrick looks over and sees that the hole goes deeper.
I suggest we go that way.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:16 PM
Iris considers it.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:16 PM
I see. Have you tried murder? it works for me.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:16 PM
The sound of flapping wings fills the cavern
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Zander 22-May-20 04:16 PM
Murrderr is wrong.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:16 PM
Hey Sanya.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:17 PM
If we could get back to the ship with the groceries before dinner, I don’t see why not.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:17 PM
Yes, ghost?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:17 PM
I just really want to bang ssomething. Emmett muttered.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:17 PM
If you stop hearing from us, we died in a crater by the grocery store.
Come retrieve our bodies.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:18 PM
Is Iris there?
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Sean. 22-May-20 04:18 PM
Seth pees, filling up the crater with piss
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Lili 22-May-20 04:18 PM
Yeah, I’m here.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:19 PM
Unfortunately, Seth ran out of pee eventually, only creating a 5" pool.
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Sean. 22-May-20 04:20 PM
seth starts to poop to fill in the gaps
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:20 PM
Gross, let's get outta here!
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Zander 22-May-20 04:20 PM
Can you guys get me some munchies or something?
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Lili 22-May-20 04:20 PM
Iris nods in agreement.
We bought a bunch of food already, we’ll be back soon.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:21 PM
I can't really help you with that problem. Why not look around this trash heap for something to help?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:21 PM
That's just sick.
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Sean. 22-May-20 04:21 PM
Seth poops in every single one of Garrick's ears
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:22 PM
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:22 PM
square
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Lili 22-May-20 04:22 PM
Let’s get out of this crater.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:23 PM
8ball Does Emmett get really upset and leave?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:23 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 04:23 PM
Get awway from me.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:23 PM
Surely it's connected to another one somewhere. We just gotta find it.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:23 PM
I'm dissgusting.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:23 PM
Iris nods.
I’ll follow you, then.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:23 PM
The ducks land and perch on the rocks, a few feet above the pair
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Brody 22-May-20 04:23 PM
Sanya give a confused look at him.
Are you alright?
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Multi 22-May-20 04:24 PM
You two good?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:24 PM
Emmett runs off, frustrated and confused.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:25 PM
8ball do the two run off deeper into the cave
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:25 PM
Signs point to yes :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 04:25 PM
Emmett is now inconveniently placed on the edge of the crater, due to him running away.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:25 PM
They must have left their ears at home, Your call Diver
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Zander 22-May-20 04:26 PM
Why did the Llamanians have to do thiss to me..
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Multi 22-May-20 04:26 PM
Diver starts running down the path after Iris and Garrick
Of course you ran after them.
Burner follows Diver
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Brody 22-May-20 04:27 PM
Sanya walks after her distressed friend.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:27 PM
I'm the only Squoatling left and I'm a ssad heap of trash.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:27 PM
Iris hums while they walk through the cave.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:28 PM
(By the way everyone can hear the bumbling man)
Emmett leans in closer to the crater.
I wonder how deep it goes.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:28 PM
8ball does the cavern begin to shake rapidly?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:28 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 04:29 PM
Very deep.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:29 PM
Uncharacteristically, mostly because he's drunk and irrational Deep enough to end my missery?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:29 PM
Watch out for whatever bugs might live in the trash.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:29 PM
no.
And yeah, I will.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:30 PM
Wemmfort is still looking for the ship.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:30 PM
I just wissh someone could understund or something.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:31 PM
Diver jumps at Iris, knocking her to the ground
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Lili 22-May-20 04:31 PM
impact noise
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Brody 22-May-20 04:31 PM
8ball Does Emmett fall down the pit?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:31 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Multi 22-May-20 04:31 PM
Diver, what the hell?
Burner appears a bit behind them
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Zander 22-May-20 04:32 PM
Emmett lies down, his legs dangling over the pit.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:32 PM
Diver quacks sadly and hops off Iris
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Lili 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Hey, Diver.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Sanya passes by the grocery store, and notices the buggy.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Diver does a happy quack
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Brody 22-May-20 04:33 PM
This is ours, right?
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Lili 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Iris stands again, brushing herself off.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Oh, this is why you wanted to chase them, got it.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Wonder how everyone would feel if I was gone. I mean, the GU wants me dead.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Yeah please take the groceries back to the ship for me.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:33 PM
What are you two even trying to find down here?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:33 PM
Yeah, we left them up there in our escape.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:33 PM
I'd just be giving into their demands.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:34 PM
I'll take them back to the ship.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:34 PM
A way out.
Also adventure, I think.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:34 PM
But couldn't he just float out and drop a rope for you?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:34 PM
8ball does Wemmfort give up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:34 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:35 PM
Can it, duck.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:35 PM
I give up.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:35 PM
Sanya, taking the cart, notices Emmett
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Zander 22-May-20 04:35 PM
Would the crew even care? Seth's even tried to kill me a few times and Sanya has a heart of stone.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:35 PM
Anyway, where is everybody?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:35 PM
I'm just trying to find some excitement on this shithole asteroid we're stuck on.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:35 PM
Diver lowers his body and starts growling
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Lili 22-May-20 04:35 PM
Hey, calm down guys.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:35 PM
No one is even responding to me. Though, they may have be turned down.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:36 PM
I think I'm lost.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:36 PM
Are you done, Emmett?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:36 PM
Emmett's clearly sobered up by this point.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:36 PM
Iris has Emmett turned down.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:36 PM
Are there any stalagmites or something down there I can aim for?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:36 PM
If you died, we'd have no pilot or acting captain.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:36 PM
Diver calm down, we need the ship to get off this place.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:37 PM
You'd land in pee anyways.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:37 PM
Sanya walks over to the goat.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:37 PM
Why is there piss down there?
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Brody 22-May-20 04:37 PM
What are you doing?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:37 PM
Wemmfort lays on the ground, feeling upset.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:37 PM
Divine intervention.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:37 PM
Diver straightens up and returns to his normal self
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Zander 22-May-20 04:37 PM
Emmett turns around. Oh, hey.
What do you want?
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Lili 22-May-20 04:38 PM
Iris sighs, gesturing to the trash cave.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:38 PM
She picks him up and puts him in the shopping cart.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:38 PM
Should we go now?
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Brody 22-May-20 04:38 PM
Talk to me. What's wrong?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:39 PM
I'm your plaything, that's one thing that's wrong.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:39 PM
8ball does Iris find a usable flashlight among the trash
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:39 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 04:39 PM
Emmett crosses his arms.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:39 PM
That doesn't normally bother you. You're just hiding behind small issues.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:40 PM
Can we just... keep going?
Please?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:40 PM
8ball Up ahead in the crater, are there booby traps?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:40 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:40 PM
8ball does the group come across booby traps
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:40 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 04:40 PM
Small issues?!
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Multi 22-May-20 04:40 PM
Yeah we should, let me and Diver lead, we can see in the dark. Kinda
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Zander 22-May-20 04:40 PM
My whole race is dead!
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Lili 22-May-20 04:41 PM
Okay.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:41 PM
And there is the big issue.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:41 PM
The whole GU wants me captured and potentially murdered!
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Lili 22-May-20 04:41 PM
Iris turns Emmett up a little, enough to catch what he’s saying from time to time.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:41 PM
Burner moves to the front, Diver a little bit behind her
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Zander 22-May-20 04:41 PM
The llamanians want to decapitate me and make my head their mantlepiece!
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Brody 22-May-20 04:42 PM
Now, is me being playful really bothering you compared to that?
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Lili 22-May-20 04:42 PM
Garrick are you coming?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:42 PM
... No.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:42 PM
Yeah, sorry, I just thought I heard something from behind us.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:43 PM
It just makes me feel less masculine.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:43 PM
He catches up.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:43 PM
8ball do the ducks find a large, open cavern filled with ruins?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:43 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:43 PM
What do I do?
Just lay here, hopelessly?
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Lili 22-May-20 04:43 PM
Wow.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:44 PM
he was looking for the ship
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Multi 22-May-20 04:44 PM
Hopefully theres an exit somewhere
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Brody 22-May-20 04:44 PM
Then it's a small issue. If you want to talk about everything, don't say that the small things are bothering you.
You have to start with the big things.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:44 PM
This is so cool.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:44 PM
I doubt anything would settle down here without at least one surface exit
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Lili 22-May-20 04:44 PM
Iris goes ahead a bit, wandering around the ruins in amazement.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:44 PM
Weird... who would want to settle down here?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:44 PM
I'm pretty irrational when I'm hard as a boulder. Emmett still hasn't remembered to turn off his comms.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:45 PM
I can scan the area hold on
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Brody 22-May-20 04:45 PM
Comms are on. Might not want to talk about that.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:45 PM
Gross, Emmett.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:46 PM
Burner takes flight and starts scanning the cavern, this leaves Diver alone, poking through rubble with his beak
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Lili 22-May-20 04:47 PM
See anything cool, Diver?
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Brody 22-May-20 04:47 PM
8ball Does Sanya start putting the groceries up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:47 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 04:47 PM
Emmett paused for a moment and turned off his comm. I mean, it really isn't that much of an issue when most of the crew has seen me naked. He was clearly trying to push off his embarrassment.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:47 PM
Diver looks over and quacks, then keeps trying to dig something out (edited)
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Brody 22-May-20 04:47 PM
Sanya puts Emmett on the counter and starts to put up groceries. I guess that's right.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:48 PM
Iris heads over and helps him dig.
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Zander 22-May-20 04:48 PM
Emmett, playing along, kicks his legs as he's on the counter.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:48 PM
8ball does wemmfort get up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:48 PM
You may rely on it :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 04:49 PM
8ball booby traps?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:49 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 04:49 PM
I understand what you mean. Things are hard for you.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:49 PM
wemmfort gets up
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Zander 22-May-20 04:49 PM
But yeah, I drank and drank and drank to try and hide this... "Hardness". Clearly didn't work.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:49 PM
Muffled beeping starts to play.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:50 PM
Iris’ eyes widen and she reels back. Diver get away from there!
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:50 PM
Back up!
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Zander 22-May-20 04:50 PM
I never had this experience, you know.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:50 PM
Diver, being incredibly stubborn, refuses to move away
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Brody 22-May-20 04:51 PM
What, pain or horny?
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Zander 22-May-20 04:51 PM
No real grocery stores or family facilities on Vortox-56. Emmett ignored her response.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:51 PM
Iris tries to scoop up Diver and take him away from the bomb.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:51 PM
Oh, the counter.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:52 PM
The pile of trash explodes, with Iris and Diver barely being caught in the blast.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:52 PM
Wemmfort walks towards the sun, because that's where he assumes they are. He ends up getting even more lost. (edited)
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Zander 22-May-20 04:52 PM
Are you still on your comms?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:52 PM
t!roll d20
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Tatsu BOT 22-May-20 04:52 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 15] In the end, the result was: 15
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Brody 22-May-20 04:52 PM
Oh, I am. Hm.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:53 PM
Wemmfort can speak youtube
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Lili 22-May-20 04:53 PM
Ouch!
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Zander 22-May-20 04:53 PM
8ball Does the A Plot involve the cheese ruins, wherein at its heart lies the king, Biggus Cheesus?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:53 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Multi 22-May-20 04:53 PM
the explosion brings Burner down from flight
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Lili 22-May-20 04:53 PM
Are you okay?
Iris looks worriedly down at Diver.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:54 PM
Are YOU okay? Those burns look bad!
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Lili 22-May-20 04:54 PM
I’ve had worse.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:54 PM
Diver are you okay?
Diver quacks, sounding a little dazed
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Zander 22-May-20 04:55 PM
Emmett smiled softly, slowly forgetting his frustrations. Are we done shopping yet, Plant-squom?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:55 PM
t!choose med kit|water bottle|whole rotisserie chicken|paper shreds
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Tatsu BOT 22-May-20 04:55 PM
n | You need to give at least 2 options.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:55 PM
t!choose med kit | water bottle | whole rotisserie chicken | paper shreds
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Tatsu BOT 22-May-20 04:55 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick med kit
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Brody 22-May-20 04:55 PM
Sure.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:55 PM
Wait, why the FUCK were you not using your armor?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:55 PM
Lucky!
Garrick pulls out a med kit from his pockets.
I don't know how to use any of this!
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Zander 22-May-20 04:56 PM
You were supposed to say that we were almost finished despite having a million groceries left.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:56 PM
Diver quacks in response
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Lili 22-May-20 04:56 PM
Iris laughs, though it sounds pretty strained.
I do.
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Brody 22-May-20 04:56 PM
Oh. Why?
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Multi 22-May-20 04:56 PM
What do you mean you didn't think it would be a landmine?!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 04:56 PM
Wemmfort stumbles on the ground from stress on his back and coughs. (edited)
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Multi 22-May-20 04:57 PM
What were you expecting? A lottery ticket?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:57 PM
Garrick is still paranoid.
Emmett, did you happen to see anyone else down here when you were brooding earlier?
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Multi 22-May-20 04:59 PM
8ball did the explosion reveal a tunnel?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 04:59 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 04:59 PM
emet
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Zander 22-May-20 04:59 PM
Emmett's comms are off.
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Lili 22-May-20 04:59 PM
Iris examines her arms with a grimace. That’s gonna make it hard to make dinner.
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Multi 22-May-20 04:59 PM
Diver quacks and points with a wing towards a newly opened tunnel
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:00 PM
I am zander 2 in dotishtale
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Multi 22-May-20 05:00 PM
Okay, you found a way out, I'll give you that. Just don't be a dumbass next time.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:00 PM
Sanya. Ask Emmett if we were followed.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:00 PM
Iris stands, stumbling a bit but catching herself.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:00 PM
The pink blurr is more apparent.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:01 PM
Garrick looks back again, but finds nothing behind them.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:01 PM
Emmett, Garrick is asking if you saw anything while brooding.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:01 PM
It's like an Earth family thing. Seth told me of how children don't really like to shop-
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:01 PM
This is new. I've never been so paranoid like this before.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:01 PM
You might want to turn your comms back on.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:01 PM
I can't recall.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:01 PM
Wait how many of us are there?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:02 PM
Uh... four, I think.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:02 PM
And no, I like what we have here. Emmett hopped in the cart again.
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:02 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Multi 22-May-20 05:02 PM
Well uh, there are 7 living creatures down here, according to my scan.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:03 PM
8ball Does Sanya return the Cart?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:03 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 05:03 PM
Iris laughs nervously.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:03 PM
A sudden flash occurred within the ruins, akin to a picture being taken.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:03 PM
C'mon. We're returning this.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:03 PM
What, you want me to walk?
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Brody 22-May-20 05:03 PM
Sanya starts the walk to the crater with Emmett in the cart.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:03 PM
WHO'S THERE? Garrick snaps back around.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:04 PM
The ducks' armor immediately snap shut
What the fuck was that?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:04 PM
Garrick pulls out a laser pistol.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:04 PM
Iris smiles nervously.
Am I the only one here with a lot of enemies, or...?
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Multi 22-May-20 05:05 PM
Diver begins growling loudly
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:05 PM
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Lili 22-May-20 05:05 PM
She pulls out her dagger.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:05 PM
Garrick somehow had some moisture on him, as if something gave him a quick and sloppy lick.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:05 PM
Come out! I'll-
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Lili 22-May-20 05:06 PM
8ball do the people come out
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:06 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:06 PM
Garrick shudders, clearly shocked that he was somehow touched.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:06 PM
He's lost
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Zander 22-May-20 05:06 PM
"Garrrrick...."
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Lili 22-May-20 05:06 PM
Garrick are you okay?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:07 PM
Garrick looks around, pointing his gun outwards, trying to find the source.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:07 PM
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Zander 22-May-20 05:07 PM
Sanya, you should seriously see my hooves. Emmett, bored from Sanya's idleness, pushed his feet in her face.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:07 PM
Come on! I'll take you on!
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Multi 22-May-20 05:08 PM
Burner's rifle pops out
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Zander 22-May-20 05:08 PM
"Oh... how quaint..."
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Brody 22-May-20 05:08 PM
I'm trying to steer this thing to the crater. I can't do that with your hooves in my face.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:08 PM
A vacuum cleaner turns on in the distance.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:08 PM
When the ghost is losing it, you know something bad is happening (edited)
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Lili 22-May-20 05:08 PM
Iris holds her dagger steady, eyes scanning for danger.
This could be worse.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:09 PM
Have you ever admired my hooves though? They're very smooth. I take care of them diligently.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:09 PM
We could have no idea how to get out of here.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:09 PM
"I've been watching you for a loooooooong time."
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Multi 22-May-20 05:09 PM
Lets get the ghost back then get out of here, I'm in no mood for a fight
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Brody 22-May-20 05:09 PM
That's great Emmett, please get them out of my face.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:10 PM
What's your deal? Did I rob you or something?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:10 PM
Garrick we should go.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:10 PM
If you've got a grudge, we can settle it right now!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:10 PM
Emmett got them out of her face and rested them on her shoulders, his horns propping him atop of the grate of the shopping cart.
"What do you want most in life, ghost?"
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Multi 22-May-20 05:11 PM
Gary, we need to go.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:11 PM
Garrick has an arrogant look on his face.
Right now, I want you to piss off.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:12 PM
8ball does wemmfort sink into the ground and find the crew?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:12 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 05:12 PM
Iris sighs helplessly.
Y’know what? Screw it.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:13 PM
I'm really a work of art. Emmett tossed his shirt at Sanya's face, the cart nearing the crater.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:13 PM
8ball do they come out yet
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:13 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Multi 22-May-20 05:13 PM
Anyone else see the person COMING OUT OF THER FUCKING WALL?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:13 PM
Wemmfort sinks into the trash-ridden ground, and is now where his crew members are.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:14 PM
8ball Does the pink being reveal herself?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:14 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 05:14 PM
You get used to it!
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Brody 22-May-20 05:14 PM
Put your shirt back on. She throws it back at him
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Zander 22-May-20 05:14 PM
"Come on. Guess who it is."
Paint me, plant woman.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:14 PM
You! From the wall! Identify yourself!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:14 PM
Let me guess. korbo? the pink guy who sucks people for money? (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:14 PM
You expect me to remember all the names of my targets?
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Brody 22-May-20 05:15 PM
I can't paint. Art was never a strong suit.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:15 PM
Iris snorts.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:15 PM
Emmett looked down at his chest, regaining a bit of his self-confidence.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:15 PM
Hey, guys... weren’t there three extra people in here?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:16 PM
Sanya, what would you do if I threw my pants at you?
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Multi 22-May-20 05:16 PM
I think we just found one
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Brody 22-May-20 05:16 PM
Throw them away and make you go naked.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:16 PM
Two more apparently
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Zander 22-May-20 05:17 PM
I mean, you'd want to put the crew at risk of getting distracted by my hot bod?
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Multi 22-May-20 05:17 PM
We still don't know if Mr.Wall is friendly or not, do we?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:17 PM
8ball does Garrick start shooting sporadically
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:17 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 05:17 PM
Please don’t let any of them be from the group that blew up my planet.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:17 PM
You might catch some unwanted attention.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:17 PM
"Oh come on, Garrick. I'll give you a hint."
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Multi 22-May-20 05:17 PM
Get to cover he's actually lost it!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:18 PM
The being flashed ahead of him.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:18 PM
Came out of the floor, actually
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Multi 22-May-20 05:18 PM
The ducks dive for cover
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Zander 22-May-20 05:18 PM
"I'm a ghost too!"
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Multi 22-May-20 05:18 PM
8ball does the monster reveal itself to the others?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:18 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:19 PM
Emmett tossed his pants at Sanya, seriously trying to get her to mess with him.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:19 PM
8ball Does Sanya & Cart fall into the pit?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:19 PM
As I see it, yes :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:19 PM
Well, that narrows it down, but I don't remember any pink ghosts!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:19 PM
"And I have a clubhouse, Garrick."
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Brody 22-May-20 05:19 PM
Emmett, you-
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:19 PM
Is he still drunk?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:20 PM
Garrick we cant fight ghosts like you can, we need to go.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:20 PM
Emmett is startled by the sudden descent and he latches onto Sanya. Sanya, aim for that cushiony area!
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:21 PM
Then get outta here!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:21 PM
"You joined it when we were just little kids."
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Lili 22-May-20 05:21 PM
Iris rolls her eyes.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:21 PM
Now I know someone's following me.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:21 PM
Like I’m just gonna leave without you.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:21 PM
"And I've been trying to find you ever since."
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Brody 22-May-20 05:21 PM
Sanya lands in the soft spot with a thud, despite it being soft.
Ow.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:22 PM
That doesn't even make any sense!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:22 PM
"You didn't receive your reward!"
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Multi 22-May-20 05:22 PM
At this point we should just go
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Brody 22-May-20 05:22 PM
Hey, we fell, where are you?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:23 PM
8ball is wemmfort here with everyone?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:23 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:23 PM
Emmett was shivering from the depths.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:23 PM
backup, we need immediate backup.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:23 PM
Then tell us where you are.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:23 PM
I swear, I choose the worst times to mess around.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:24 PM
If we're staying can we at least know what's causing the ghost to go mad?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:24 PM
8ball does Iris suddenly have the ability to punch ghosts
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:24 PM
Yes, definitely :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:24 PM
8ball Does the being now reveal herself to Garrick?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:24 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 05:24 PM
Are you people even listening?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:25 PM
Forward! We’re forward!
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Brody 22-May-20 05:25 PM
Come on, Emmett. We're heading down the cave.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:25 PM
wemmfort figures out that he in fact isn't with the crew. The fake crew reveals themselves as bemmit, shangya, Lyrus, Deevrr, Burngner, and Garry Hickman. (edited)
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Zander 22-May-20 05:25 PM
The pink ghost shows herself to Garrick, with a visible Mickey Mouse mask and all. "It's yo' boy, Gretta!"
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Brody 22-May-20 05:25 PM
Sanya grabs Emmett and starts running.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:26 PM
I'm f-freezing!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:26 PM
You people are incorrect. Wemmfort starts to find the real crew.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:26 PM
What's your problem??
What do you want from me?
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Brody 22-May-20 05:26 PM
Next time, keep your clothes on.
We're nearly there.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:27 PM
"I love you Garrick! I always have!" (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:27 PM
I might have swallowed some grass while coming down here.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:27 PM
The ducks have moved to the tunnel entrance waiting to see what happens next
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:27 PM
Well, at least you answered and stopped being cryptic.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:27 PM
Well, I still am a little tipsy. I hid it well from you though.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:27 PM
Oh, that’s an unexpected twist.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:27 PM
Sanya and a naked Emmett arrive to meet the rest of the crew.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:28 PM
Plus, I didn't think you were such a reckless cart driver!
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Brody 22-May-20 05:28 PM
Sorry, what did we miss?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:28 PM
Let me push you around like a kid!
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Lili 22-May-20 05:28 PM
Yeah but who was the other person?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:28 PM
wemmfort falls on the ground and hallucinates himself convulsing into the air.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:28 PM
Reckless? I couldn't see! Your pants were in my face!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:28 PM
cause he ate grass
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:28 PM
8ball does garrick load his pistol with spectral bullets behind his back
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:28 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:28 PM
Where are my pants?
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Brody 22-May-20 05:29 PM
No idea.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:29 PM
Well, bad news, lady.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:29 PM
"I can see right through you, future boyfriend!" (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:29 PM
Where has seth been all this time?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:29 PM
"I replaced your pistol with a nerf gun!"
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:29 PM
Even if I *was* into you, the whole stalking thing is a bit of a turn-off.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:30 PM
What is happening?
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Multi 22-May-20 05:30 PM
8ball does Garrick have explosive nerf darts in his pocket dimension?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:30 PM
Very doubtful :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:30 PM
Garrick tries to shoot at the other ghost, but it shoots a foam bullet instead.
...oh.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:30 PM
Nice shot.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:31 PM
Woah, it's a mythical Squeaky Chicken! "Dig! Dig!" It's really real!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:31 PM
Emmett leans on Sanya and watches the awkward ghost conversation.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:31 PM
How about helping us out, Sanya?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:31 PM
Iris accidentally punches Garrick’s arm.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:31 PM
wemmfort's having a grass trip
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Zander 22-May-20 05:31 PM
The pink ghost takes out a real ghost weapon.
"Now love me or perish."
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:32 PM
Garrick approaches the pink ghost.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:32 PM
Should I leave them be or should I help?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:32 PM
The pink ghost mimics Garrick's apparel.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:32 PM
t!roll d20
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Tatsu BOT 22-May-20 05:32 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d20 : 8] In the end, the result was: 8
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:33 PM
Garrick punches the pink ghost.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:33 PM
Garrick! Do you want me to help?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:33 PM
She is not knocked unconscious, but the pistol is knocked out of her hand.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:33 PM
Oh, throwing a punch.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:33 PM
Yes! Grab the gun please!
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Lili 22-May-20 05:33 PM
Iris shrugs and grabs the gun.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:33 PM
Suddenly, Garrick felt a punch from nowhere. "I'm you, but female, Garrick."
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Brody 22-May-20 05:33 PM
How does that work with no arms?
~The fuck is happening?~
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Lili 22-May-20 05:34 PM
Can I punch her?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:34 PM
"Punch me and you punch Garrick."
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:35 PM
Ow!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:35 PM
Sanya, you want to go grab some food or something?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:35 PM
...yeah that’s why I’m asking Garrick for permission.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:35 PM
I have Olag on the phone.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:35 PM
What'd you do to me??
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Zander 22-May-20 05:35 PM
He's saying the ship's fixed.
"I licked myself because I was drenched in piss."
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Brody 22-May-20 05:35 PM
Oh? Great, we can finally leave this place.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:36 PM
Gross.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:36 PM
Garrick, hurry up. The ship's fixed.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:36 PM
Sanya, let's just go. Let them solve their problems.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:36 PM
I'm in the middle of something right now.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:37 PM
How are we getting out?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:37 PM
I'm cold, wet, still a bit horny, and hungry. That's too many adjectives for me.
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Multi 22-May-20 05:37 PM
How about this tunnel everyone seems to have forgotten?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:37 PM
Wait if someone hits Garrick wouldn’t that hurt you too?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:38 PM
8ball Is the tunnel marked, in Olag's writing, "EXIT"?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:38 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:38 PM
Just go that way. I want to take a shower.
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Sean. 22-May-20 05:38 PM
Work boring
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:38 PM
Iris, did she stick something on me earlier? Did I get bugged?
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Multi 22-May-20 05:38 PM
Anyone know if the ghost can get high?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:38 PM
uh, do you want me to check?
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:39 PM
Yes.
Frisk me.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:39 PM
Iris does so.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:39 PM
Emmett hopped onto Sanya. He said this in a slightly sarcastic voice. Sorry for getting super sad and stuff and getting us stuck down here.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:40 PM
8ball does Iris pick off whatever was stuck onto his vest?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:40 PM
Outlook good :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:40 PM
8ball Does the pink ghost suddenly open her pocket dimension, creating a vacuum?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:40 PM
My sources say no :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 05:40 PM
We'll just head to the ship. We'll wait for you to be done here.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:40 PM
Here it is.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:40 PM
Garrick sighs in relief. Perfect.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:40 PM
Now can I punch her??
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:40 PM
He reloads his gun as he did before.
If you want.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:41 PM
"I WILL EAT YOU. WE WILL BE ONE." The pink ghost opens its mouth, it opening by about a fourth of a foot each second.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:41 PM
Iris punches the ghost.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:41 PM
The pink ghost inhales as Iris punches her.
In a near-satanic voice "CONSUME."
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:42 PM
Turn her around, iris!
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Lili 22-May-20 05:43 PM
Iris turns the ghost around.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:43 PM
Garrick shoots the pink ghost in the back.
t!roll d10
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Tatsu BOT 22-May-20 05:43 PM
🎲 Rolling Dice!
[d10 : 3] In the end, the result was: 3
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Multi 22-May-20 05:43 PM
11 total
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Zander 22-May-20 05:43 PM
Think we can get some ice cream?
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Brody 22-May-20 05:43 PM
Why not?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:43 PM
The ghost turns around, unfazed.
I dunno. Feels a little weird not being the center of attention.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:44 PM
Garrick shoots her again.
You can be again once we get rid of her.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:45 PM
Yeah, I understand. But hey, at least we don't have to deal with whatever that was.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:45 PM
Surely someone else has a spectral weapon, right? Nobody has secretly wanted me dead?
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Multi 22-May-20 05:45 PM
The ducks get tired of waiting, and against their better judgement leave the crew to the ghosts in order to search for something to bring on the ship
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Lili 22-May-20 05:45 PM
I can punch ghosts.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:45 PM
Plus, this heat is making me very hungry, given that you pretty much sprained my dick from the crater fall.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:46 PM
Me? That was all you.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:46 PM
Besides Iris and her brass knuckles.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:46 PM
8ball Does the pink ghost start to consume Iris?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:46 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:46 PM
No, that was you.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:46 PM
Oh, that feels weird on my second-degree burns.
Hey, uh, Sanya?
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Brody 22-May-20 05:47 PM
Yes?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:47 PM
Garrick?
I’m kinda getting eaten over here.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:47 PM
Garrick is still trying to shoot the pink ghost.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:47 PM
Emmett hears Iris from Sanyas comms and spoke loudly. SANYA AND EMMETT ARE GOING TO HAVE ICE CREAM, BUH-BYE!
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:47 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 05:47 PM
I’m getting eaten, Emmett!
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Zander 22-May-20 05:47 PM
Emmett mutters this. Sounds kinda hot. (edited)
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:48 PM
8ball does the pink ghost finally die
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:48 PM
It is certain :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:48 PM
"BECOME ONE, BECOME ONE, B-"
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Lili 22-May-20 05:48 PM
Oh good. That’s a lot better.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:48 PM
The pink ghost has fully consumed Iris before death.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:48 PM
FINALLY
...Iris?
Where'd you go?
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Zander 22-May-20 05:48 PM
Iris is now Pink Iris
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Lili 22-May-20 05:49 PM
WHAT THE HELL.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:49 PM
~I don't feel good.~
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Zander 22-May-20 05:49 PM
Iris is still Pink Iris (edited)
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Lili 22-May-20 05:50 PM
Can somebody get me out of here??
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:50 PM
Garrick sticks his hand in to the pink ghost's mouth, trying to get Iris out.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:50 PM
Iris grabs his hand.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:50 PM
8ball Does the pink ghost get a bubblegum-like texture and insert itself into Iris's mouth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:50 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:50 PM
The corpse is slowly disintegrating from multiple places.
OOOOOOUUUUT
8ball does garrick pull her out
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:51 PM
Outlook not so good :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:51 PM
8ball Does Garrick suddenly turn into sixteen Garricks in trying to pull the pink ghost out?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:51 PM
Don't count on it :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 05:51 PM
8ball Does Sanya know what the fuck is happening?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:51 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Brody 22-May-20 05:52 PM
I have no idea how to help.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:52 PM
Garrick grabs Iris with his other hand, eventually pulling her out.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:52 PM
I really would like to get out of here thanks.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:52 PM
Emmett covers Sanya's eyes. I'll tell you where to walk.
Forward!
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Lili 22-May-20 05:52 PM
Finally.
Thanks Garrick.
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Brody 22-May-20 05:52 PM
Sanya walks backwards to spite him.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:53 PM
You're welcome.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:53 PM
8ball Does the pink ghost encapsulate Iris's lungs, giving her a random ability?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:53 PM
Most likely :8ball:
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:55 PM
t!choose bone claws | evil projections | super intelligence | reactive evolution | feed on life energy | energy blasts | ghost touching
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Tatsu BOT 22-May-20 05:55 PM
🤔 | [RP]retribution, I pick ghost touching
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:55 PM
8ball is wemmfort still high?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:55 PM
My reply is no :8ball:
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 05:55 PM
Wemmfort snaps out of it after a while.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:56 PM
t!choose Punch Ghosts | Turn into a clone of one of the crewmates | Become elastigirl | Become a pink ghost | Kirby inhale | Bruh moment | Become blocky, like Minecraft | Shapeshift at will | The ability to turn Garrick into a doughnut
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Tatsu BOT 22-May-20 05:56 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Shapeshift at will
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Zander 22-May-20 05:57 PM
You're almost there!
Just a little more!
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Lili 22-May-20 05:58 PM
Iris shifts into Garrick.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:58 PM
Are you ok, Iris? You're looking a little pink.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:58 PM
This is new.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:58 PM
...
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Brody 22-May-20 05:58 PM
Are we here yet?
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Lili 22-May-20 05:58 PM
IRIS GARRICK HAS ARMS.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:58 PM
That is... terrible.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:58 PM
We're here!
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Brody 22-May-20 05:58 PM
Great. Get off.
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Lili 22-May-20 05:58 PM
Iris shakes Garrick’s hand.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:58 PM
8ball Does Emmett find the stun gun next to the ship's entrance and shoot Sanya?
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:58 PM
Yes :8ball:
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Zander 22-May-20 05:59 PM
That's what you get for spraining my love muscle.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:59 PM
8ball does Garrick run away in confusion and fear back to the ship
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FF 8Ball BOT 22-May-20 05:59 PM
Without a doubt :8ball:
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Lili 22-May-20 05:59 PM
This is a thing now, apparently.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 05:59 PM
THAT'S SUPER WEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
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Brody 22-May-20 05:59 PM
Wh-
She collapses. (edited)
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Lili 22-May-20 05:59 PM
Iris turns into Sanya and jogs to catch up with Sanya.
hey Sanya.
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Zander 22-May-20 05:59 PM
Emmett drags Sanya to her bedroom and proceeds to take a shower afterwards.
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Lili 22-May-20 06:01 PM
Iris turns back into herself and heads to the kitchen to make dinner.
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Trey Moment 22-May-20 06:01 PM
Garrick locks himself in his room, very confused.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 22-May-20 06:01 PM
Wemmfort goes to bed on the floor (edited)
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Brody 22-May-20 06:02 PM
Space Rule #382: We don't fuck with that Disney shit.
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Tatsu BOT 24-May-20 04:53 PM
🎱 | It is certain, Zander
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Zander 24-May-20 04:53 PM
Question to above answer: Are the locks on all pocket dimensions deleted from existence?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 24-May-20 04:54 PM
t!8ball is emmett homosexual?
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Tatsu BOT 24-May-20 04:54 PM
🎱 | Outlook not so good, cooldude
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Zander 24-May-20 04:55 PM
Emmett's homophobic
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Trey Moment 25-May-20 08:50 PM
t!8ball is the Ottori artifact that Chomsky was looking for a Chaos Emerald
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Tatsu BOT 25-May-20 08:50 PM
🎱 | My reply is no, [RP]retribution
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Zander 26-May-20 03:36 PM
Olag has finally finished his expansion onto the ship, fixing all of the engine problems as well. Unfortunately, a lot of the Llamanian spaceship had to be scrapped. In total, we have now 6 crew rooms and finally an jacuzzi. Olag is currently waiving their fee in exchange for a kiss from his crush.
Emmett folds his arms. No, you faggot.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:36 PM
"ahaha" (edited)
"I'll just be taking payment then."
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Zander 26-May-20 03:37 PM
How much?
I have cash to spare.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:38 PM
"So, for the expansion, the repairs, and the work it'll be uhhhhh"
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Brody 26-May-20 03:38 PM
t!choose 10,000 | 50,000 | 100,000 | Entirely too much
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Tatsu BOT 26-May-20 03:38 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick 100,000
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:38 PM
"100,000"
"It'll be 100,000 ducketts"
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Zander 26-May-20 03:38 PM
Emmett widens his eyes.
100,000!
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:39 PM
"Correct"
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Brody 26-May-20 03:39 PM
That feels a bit shady. Do repairs normally cost that much?
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:39 PM
"I also included a safety fee"
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Zander 26-May-20 03:39 PM
No!
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:39 PM
"Considering I'm hiding you guys here while you're being chased by bounty hunters and the GU."
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:40 PM
I thought we were waiting for Rashidi
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Zander 26-May-20 03:40 PM
Emmett looked back at Sanya. I'm not kissing you man.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:41 PM
"Anyways, whos paying?"
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:41 PM
8ball Does Wemmfort see that some jars are missing from under the sink?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:41 PM
My sources say no.
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Brody 26-May-20 03:41 PM
You have to.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:41 PM
"I was told that Seth had money"
I do.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:41 PM
I only have two.. uh, duckies? (edited)
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:41 PM
Emmett, go grab the racer guy's credit card.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:42 PM
Aw shit, yeah!
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:42 PM
He owes us anyways.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:42 PM
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Should be fine. I didn't count last time a put one in here.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:42 PM
Rachell is in the back ground poking holes into the ground, she seems extremely bored. "Research and research..."
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Zander 26-May-20 03:42 PM
Emmett races over to the unconscious racecar driver and takes his credit card.
Why did we stun him for this long again?
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Zander 26-May-20 03:42 PM
8ball Do I begin trying to introduce myself to the rest of the crew?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:42 PM
Sad to tell you that it does not happen.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:42 PM
He woke up a while ago.
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Michael 26-May-20 03:42 PM
8ball does anyone notice Theylin in that jar?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:42 PM
No, but in a monotonous tone.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:43 PM
I kinda maybe bonked him on the head because he was acting kinda sorta hostile
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Zander 26-May-20 03:43 PM
Well, I don't believe I've yet to meet any of you.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:43 PM
Also, what's with this jar of water?
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:43 PM
He might be in a coma.
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Michael 26-May-20 03:43 PM
tips the jar over
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:43 PM
Water? I'm feeling dry.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:43 PM
Wemmfort walks out of the bathroom
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:43 PM
Oh, no.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:44 PM
Emmett comes back with the card. Come check its amount.
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Michael 26-May-20 03:44 PM
rolls jar away from Rachell
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Zander 26-May-20 03:44 PM
Seth.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:44 PM
Am I the only one who sees a jar rolling away?
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:44 PM
alright
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Michael 26-May-20 03:44 PM
jar stops rolling
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:44 PM
Rachell looks over at the jar, making an attempt to grab it, gloveless.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:45 PM
Seth grabs the credit card and puts it up to the comms unit
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Michael 26-May-20 03:45 PM
gets picked up by the girl
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:45 PM
8ball Does Rachell grab the jar gloveless?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:45 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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Michael 26-May-20 03:45 PM
starts applying pressure to all sides of the jar causing it to burst
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:45 PM
Ah, my water.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:46 PM
Why is that jar exploding?
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:46 PM
t!choose 100,000 | 200,000 | 0 | 300,000 | 10 |
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Tatsu BOT 26-May-20 03:46 PM
🤔 | Bagelwrecker, I pick 10 |
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Zander 26-May-20 03:46 PM
Emmett hears the sound of the glass breaking and refuses to accept what is happening. He's still waiting for Seth.
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Michael 26-May-20 03:46 PM
starts slithering away
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:46 PM
huh
He only has 10 ducketts
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Lili 26-May-20 03:46 PM
What’s happening in here?
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Zander 26-May-20 03:46 PM
Emmett shivers and sighs loudly.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:46 PM
Can you see if you can find another credit card?
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Zander 26-May-20 03:46 PM
Fine. Fine.
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Michael 26-May-20 03:46 PM
water stops moving
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Brody 26-May-20 03:47 PM
You mean to tell me that lizard was useless and poor?
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:47 PM
"My offer still stands" (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:47 PM
Wemmfort abruptly introduces himself to the crew.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:47 PM
I'll kiss you. But not mouth-to-mouth.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:47 PM
Olag makes mwah mwah sounds
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Brody 26-May-20 03:48 PM
Suck up your pride and puck up your lips, Emmett.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:48 PM
Olag's eyes widen
"On the penis?"
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Michael 26-May-20 03:48 PM
starts to move to the engine room as everyone watches this goat kiss Olag
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Zander 26-May-20 03:48 PM
I already bit that off.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:48 PM
"It's regrown too!"
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Zander 26-May-20 03:48 PM
Oh.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:48 PM
It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience, Emmett. You should take the opportunity.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:48 PM
Fine.
Pucker up, bitch.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:48 PM
Is this the thing they call, 'homosexuality'?
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Zander 26-May-20 03:48 PM
Emmett needs a stepstool.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:49 PM
Precisely.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:49 PM
Olag vores Emmett
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Brody 26-May-20 03:49 PM
I can lift you if-
Oh.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:49 PM
Interesting, this is going into the journal.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:49 PM
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH"
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Sib 26-May-20 03:49 PM
t!8ball does Olag begin to digest Emmett?
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Tatsu BOT 26-May-20 03:49 PM
🎱 | Without a doubt, CommunistOtter
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:49 PM
Seth watches
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Lili 26-May-20 03:49 PM
Iris sighs.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:49 PM
Huh. That was... unexpected. Volonta just stood there, wathcing
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Michael 26-May-20 03:49 PM
slithers away
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Zander 26-May-20 03:49 PM
Emmett is completely startled from this. He just stares at Sanya, suspended in fluid.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:50 PM
Olag slides Emmett out of his slimey asshole
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Zander 26-May-20 03:50 PM
G-G-Guh!
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Lili 26-May-20 03:50 PM
Y’know what? Whatever. Who wants lunch?
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Brody 26-May-20 03:50 PM
Well, Emmett, how do you feel?
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:50 PM
"Thats what we call a kiss where I come from"
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:50 PM
This is... mostly unexpected.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:50 PM
"Thank you Seth and Emmett, my life is complete."
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Zander 26-May-20 03:50 PM
8ball Is Emmett covered in anything else other than gelatin/slime?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:50 PM
Happy to tell you that it does happen.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Olag turns into space dust and is blown away
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Garrick regroups with the others outside, and sees Emmett trapped inside the slimey man.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Emmett covered his face, really embarrassed.
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Brody 26-May-20 03:51 PM
t!choose Poop | Yesterday's lunch | Gravy
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Tatsu BOT 26-May-20 03:51 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick Poop
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Oh! Oh.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Intercom turns on
"HELLO! HELLO!"
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Least he's not dead. Not *entirely* dead anyways.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Can I assist you with psychological damages?
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Zander 26-May-20 03:51 PM
I-I
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Lili 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Oh, hey Garrick.
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Brody 26-May-20 03:51 PM
Well Emmett, you're now a gay icon. How do you feel?
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Zander 26-May-20 03:52 PM
I hated that with every part of my soul.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:52 PM
Would you be interested in some 'therapy'?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:52 PM
Can he... breathe?
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Zander 26-May-20 03:52 PM
Therapy? You're a two equinox old child!
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Brody 26-May-20 03:52 PM
Someone get him a towel.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:52 PM
"Well! if you're listening to this that means Emmett has kissed me and I have died."
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:52 PM
And you are covered in feces.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:53 PM
Emmett leaned upward.
Want to eat it off of me or whatever?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:53 PM
Thanks, Emmett. You have faced your fear and saved our crew from debt.
Truly an honor.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:53 PM
Hard pass.
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Brody 26-May-20 03:53 PM
Not my style.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:53 PM
Wemmfort ignores what happened.
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Lili 26-May-20 03:53 PM
Iris laughs quietly.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:53 PM
I'm not interested into that type of feeding.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:53 PM
"This asteroid is rigged to go off in 10 minutes, all other ships except the ship I just recently repaired, aka Seth and Emmett's ship, are broken, on purpose of course"
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Zander 26-May-20 03:53 PM
Ugh.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:54 PM
Goat man, take a shower.
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Æsir 26-May-20 03:54 PM
8ball do i land on the space station
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:54 PM
I guess not.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:54 PM
Emmett sets his coms to announcement. Anyone mind cleaning or covering my pathway to the shower?
I don't want to mess anything up.
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Brody 26-May-20 03:54 PM
Does everyone have everything they need?
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:54 PM
Actually, I'm quite against it, please, do not attempt to approach me while covered with that.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:54 PM
"Now, Emmett, I love you, stay safe."
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:55 PM
I can however, help you with damages, physical and psychological.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:55 PM
Emmett was blocking out the recorded message.
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Lili 26-May-20 03:55 PM
What a weirdly domestic line.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:55 PM
8ball does seth airlock Emmett out of the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:55 PM
Very doubtful.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:55 PM
"Seth, your Delivery is in the back room of the main area, take anything you want"
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:55 PM
New guy. He points to Volonta. You're the janitor, you get to clean up after Emmett.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:55 PM
What is a domestic line?
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:55 PM
What.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:55 PM
You. Clean up. After Emmett.
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Hunter 26-May-20 03:56 PM
Please, do explain, I need it for my research.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:56 PM
"This is Olag signing off"
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Brody 26-May-20 03:56 PM
I'll round up the crew, go take a bath.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:56 PM
"Ta ta"
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:56 PM
Uh, ok. Do you have a mop?
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Lili 26-May-20 03:56 PM
8ball does Iris turn into pink olag
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:56 PM
Yes, but with a caveat decided by the person before you.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:56 PM
Check the storage room.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:56 PM
The comms violently turn off
Well everyone!
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Zander 26-May-20 03:56 PM
Whatever. I'm taking a shower. Hope none of you eat me or whatever. Emmett gets up into the ship and moves on to the bathroom.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:56 PM
Where is the storage room?
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Brody 26-May-20 03:57 PM
Everyone just get inside, or we're leaving you behind.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:57 PM
This asteroid is going to blow up, I have to grab my delivery, so you guys just head over to the ship.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:57 PM
Downstairs.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:57 PM
Waiter!
Join me
Ima need some hands.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Got it. Volonta went in the ship in search of the storage room
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Zander 26-May-20 03:58 PM
8ball Does Sanya all of a sudden start singing "Be a man" from Mulan?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Signs point to yes.
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Lili 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Iris turns into pink Olag and then back into herself almost instantly.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Emmett really felt terrible now. He waited for a bit before closing the restroom hatch.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Delivery is not there.
Its in that building
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Brody 26-May-20 03:58 PM
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT (edited)
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Hey! Isn't that song copyrighted?
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Seth points at the building infront of the ship
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Brody 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Oh, crap. You're right.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Um...
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Zander 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Why me? Why is it always me? Emmett took off his comm watch and his translator collar.
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Zander 26-May-20 03:58 PM
Quite the bunch.
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Michael 26-May-20 03:59 PM
8ball does anyone notice the random puddle slithering towards the engine room
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 03:59 PM
No, but in a monotonous tone.
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Lili 26-May-20 03:59 PM
Iris wanders back into the ship.
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Sean. 26-May-20 03:59 PM
DisneyPlanet shocks Sanya
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Brody 26-May-20 03:59 PM
OW! (edited)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 03:59 PM
Garrick follows Iris and whispers a master prank to her.
Turn into Olag and walk in on Emmett.
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Lili 26-May-20 03:59 PM
Iris snorts.
You’re a genius.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:00 PM
Seth heads into the storage area (edited)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:00 PM
Well, pranking is what I do.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:00 PM
8ball Does Volonta find the mop
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:00 PM
Yup.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:00 PM
Emmett takes off his shirt and and sweatpants. He then looked at himself in the mirror. Squemlax fulag howler.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:00 PM
Hmmmmmm
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Lili 26-May-20 04:00 PM
Iris follows Emmett’s trail.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:00 PM
I'm just going to take everything
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Lili 26-May-20 04:01 PM
She turns into pink Olag.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:01 PM
t!8ball Does Seth take everything in the room?
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Tatsu BOT 26-May-20 04:01 PM
🎱 | Outlook good, Bagelwrecker
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:01 PM
Alright, well thats all.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:01 PM
~D: I hate this group. They're so insane they don't fear anything anymore.~
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:01 PM
Volonta would soon get to work cleaning the Gelatinous feces
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:01 PM
Seth walks back to the ship
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Zander 26-May-20 04:01 PM
Emmett shimmied out of his boxers and turned on the shower, entering into it.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:02 PM
she opens the door just slightly.
Hey Emmett, can I come in for a second?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:02 PM
I'm back niggas!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:03 PM
What's that word you just said? It's not in my translator's programming.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:03 PM
I got my delivery.]
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Zander 26-May-20 04:03 PM
Emmett couldn't understand Iris. He just entered the shower and closed the curtain. The hatch wasn't locked, anyhow.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:03 PM
she turns swiftly back into herself, getting a better idea that is less likely to upset her friend.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:03 PM
8ball does Garrick watch the shenanigans unfold from a distance
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:03 PM
It is certain.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:03 PM
No. Do it. Do not falter.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:03 PM
Iris opens the hatch, heading inside.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:04 PM
Dewet. he says, in a Palpatine voice.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:04 PM
Whoops, you probably can’t understand me. Uhh, how do I adjust this thing...
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Zander 26-May-20 04:04 PM
She could hear a whistling tune from inside the shower.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:04 PM
Seth sits on the couch and starts going over the things he got
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Lili 26-May-20 04:05 PM
She fiddles with her translator for a second, looking for the Squoatian setting.
Uh... can you understand me now?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:06 PM
Hmmm
Seth decides its time to go get some food
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Zander 26-May-20 04:06 PM
Emmett notices the voice and sticks a hoof out of the curtain. He grabs his translator for her and puts it on. Iris?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:06 PM
Seth heads to the fridge
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Lili 26-May-20 04:06 PM
That’s my name.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:06 PM
Seth decides he wants a carrot cake
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Zander 26-May-20 04:07 PM
It's been like 4 GUYs since you've done this.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:07 PM
Seth takes a carrot cake from the fridge
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Lili 26-May-20 04:07 PM
She laughs.
I forgot i did this before. (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 04:07 PM
8ball Does another ship land next to the crew's ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:07 PM
My sources say no.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:07 PM
Seth decides he's going to eat the entire thing and leave none for Emmett because he acted like a bitch
Seth eats the entire carrot cake
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Brody 26-May-20 04:07 PM
8ball Does an Escape pod crash near the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:07 PM
Signs point to no.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:07 PM
Hey, can anyone else get us off of this asteroid? We only have a few minutes left.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:08 PM
We did have a little fling when we were younger.
Emmett suds his face thoroughly.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:08 PM
Iris’ cheeks turn pink.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:08 PM
I'll see if i can start the auto-pilot.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:08 PM
Seth's mouth turns into a vacuum cleaner as he sucks up the carrot cake whole
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Lili 26-May-20 04:08 PM
That was so long ago.
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Sib 26-May-20 04:08 PM
8ball does a Molemobile emerge from the ground near the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:08 PM
N Word. (No).
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:08 PM
Seth decides he's going to pilot the ship
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:09 PM
...Sanya, can you do it?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:09 PM
Sanya sits in the cockpit, realizing she has no knowledge of how to drive
Seth, how do i drive this?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:09 PM
Seth heads to the cockpit
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Lili 26-May-20 04:09 PM
Anyways, i came here to make sure you’re okay.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:09 PM
I have it my friend, says Seth.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:09 PM
Woah! Emmett Flower with no brim!
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Brody 26-May-20 04:10 PM
That would be an awful idea.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:10 PM
Seth decides he's going to show Sanya how a real pilot pilots.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:10 PM
I mean, that whole thing was pretty weird. Like,
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Brody 26-May-20 04:10 PM
Just tell me what buttons to press.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:10 PM
Garrick peeks into the cockpit. I could try.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:10 PM
Seth sits in the driver seat
Seth sits down
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Brody 26-May-20 04:10 PM
Get off of my lap.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:10 PM
Iris takes this moment to shift into Olag and mimick his voice, but with a really high pitch.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:10 PM
Next time sit in the right chair Seth says.
Seth turns the key
Seth turns the key
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Lili 26-May-20 04:11 PM
I love you, stay safe, she mocks, in a very mocking tone.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:11 PM
Shoot! I'm missing the prank!
Garrick hurries off back to the bathroom.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:11 PM
Emmett scrubbed himself down and felt pretty clean. He just had to get his horns-
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:11 PM
8ball does a ship emerge from under the asteroid and land in the station
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:11 PM
My reply is no.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:11 PM
Flip that red switch over there Seth says
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:11 PM
He says turns the key as he turns the key
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:11 PM
Seth points
Seth points
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Zander 26-May-20 04:11 PM
Emmett jumped a little. I thought you were dead!
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Lili 26-May-20 04:11 PM
she turns back into herself.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:11 PM
Sanya is getting really tired of Seth narrating himself. She flips the lever
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:11 PM
Seth is his own narrator
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:12 PM
Seth says you can go fuck yourself you stupid sunflower.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:12 PM
I'm literally taking a shower to get out of your... shit.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:12 PM
Sorry, sorry, I thought i had the voice different enough you’d know it was me.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:12 PM
Seth firmly grasps the wheel
Seth grasps the wheel
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:12 PM
No, Iris, what are you doing?! He says this way louder than the whisper he intended.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:13 PM
I'll have fun taking you apart one day. Sanya gets up and sits in the co-pilot seat.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:13 PM
iris looks up to fix Garrick with a very monotone glare.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Volonta walks up and taps on Garrick's shoulder Where do I clean this off at? He holds up the shit stained mop
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Flip the blue switch, says Seth
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Wemmfort throws a bottle of space juice to Seth.
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Sib 26-May-20 04:13 PM
8ball does a 2009 Toyota Prius drive up and park next to the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Choose someone who decides for me.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Sanya flips the switch.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Emmett opens up the curtain a little bit. He was still covering his lower half, but his torso was definitely showing. His horns were doused in soap.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Would it kill you to say please?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:13 PM
What?
Iris, was that you?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:13 PM
Wait until Emmett gets out of the shower, I guess.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:13 PM
The ship starts to float up
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Lili 26-May-20 04:14 PM
Yeah it was.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:14 PM
We are launching says Seth.
Seth turns on the intercom on the ship
Seth flips a switch
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:14 PM
Volonta shrugs his shoulders and leans the mop against a wall before wandering around
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:14 PM
Seth begins speaking
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Lili 26-May-20 04:14 PM
Iris mimics Garrick’s voice but not his body. Don’t make me do it Garrick.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:14 PM
Emmett felt turbulence from the ship launching.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Do what? What're you gonna do? (edited)
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:15 PM
HELLO! THIS IS YOUR NEW PILOT SPEAKING! WE ARE LAUNCHING SO WE DON'T DIE. Says Seth.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Dakari wakes from his nap to rumbling of the ship launching and Seth's voice over the intercom
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Wemmfort stumbles around the ship.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:15 PM
I need to get out of here. Someone's flying when they're no supposed-
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Lili 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Iris turns her face into Garrick’s. Just her face, though.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Emmett puts on his comms.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Wemmfort stumbles around the ship.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Get the fuck out of my seat! (edited)
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:15 PM
Seth launches the ship forward with a jolt
Seth launches the ship forward with a jolt
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Wemmfort didn't put his seatbelt on Wemmfort didn't put his seatbelt on
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Zander 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Emmett is launched from the shower to the bathroom door.
Seth!
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Garrick, horrified, scurries off.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Seth turns on autopilot but accidently turns on disco mode in the progress
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Brody 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Sanya is this close to doing bodily harm on Seth
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Lili 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Iris laughs.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Get the fuck out of my seat!
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Seth turns on autopilot but accidently turns on disco mode in the progress
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Lili 26-May-20 04:16 PM
That’s what i call a prank.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Charles goes next
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Looks like it is dancing time, Seth quips.
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Sib 26-May-20 04:16 PM
8ball in his genuine fear, does Garrick stumble and drop something out of his pockets?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:16 PM
You may rely on it.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:16 PM
Seth does the funny laugh
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:17 PM
Rachell has been slammed against one of the walls of the ship, her goopy body melting part of said wall.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:17 PM
Seth laughs
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:17 PM
"Fake Lottery Ticket"
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:17 PM
This is... interesting.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:17 PM
Seth hops off the seat
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Lili 26-May-20 04:17 PM
Iris quickly covers her eyes once she notices that Emmett is out of the shower.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:17 PM
Thats enough of that
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:17 PM
8ball Does Wemmfort attempt to put a seatbelt on?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:17 PM
Yes, but in a monotonous tone.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:18 PM
Emmett, we're heading to Station 30-x2.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:18 PM
Emmett clearly didn't care that he was naked. He stormed over to the cockpit.
This is my spot, dumbshit.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:18 PM
I am going to put on my seatbelt. I am safe now.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:18 PM
Seth jolts the ship forward again
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Brody 26-May-20 04:18 PM
Put on a towel, you're indecent.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:18 PM
Don't come in the cockpit with your cock out.
Thats my job.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:18 PM
Emmett is jostled onto Sanya from the sudden jolt.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:19 PM
Like father, like son.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:19 PM
Now, y'all have fun.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:19 PM
Iris follows him, stumbling a bit on occasion.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:19 PM
Get off. You're getting my outfit wet.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:19 PM
You're going to destroy my baby! Get handling her that way!
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:19 PM
8ball does Vargas go to space station 30-x2
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:19 PM
Spell it with me now, N-O.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:19 PM
Emmett hops off of Sanya, and as Seth specified, his cock was a little out.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:20 PM
She'll live man.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:20 PM
Garrick returns to his room to log the failure of his prank.
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:20 PM
Rachel takes a peek at the cockpit her face still absorbing some of that metal that stuck to her earlier. What is happening? Please report.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:20 PM
8ball does Iris throw a towel at Emmett
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:20 PM
No, but something that the person after you decides upon happens.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:20 PM
I handled her like this way before you ever were born.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:20 PM
Seth's driving the same way he lives: Recklessly.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:20 PM
Seth's ruining my ship.
Emmett was flaccid and clearly upset.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:21 PM
Im not but ok
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Zander 26-May-20 04:21 PM
8ball Do I walk up on Emmett and Iris' fiasco?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:21 PM
Of course not!
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:21 PM
I think one of the walls may have a hole in it now.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:21 PM
Dakari walking towards the cockpit
What are you guys doing, and why is Emmett butt naked?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:22 PM
Oh.
Hello then.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:22 PM
Stop looking at him.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:22 PM
Clothes, Emmett!
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Brody 26-May-20 04:22 PM
Seth decided to drive.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:22 PM
Emmett looks down and shrugs. Well, Seth did decide to drive.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:22 PM
We're doomed then.
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:22 PM
What is that flesh wand, Emmett?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:22 PM
I mean, can someone grab me my clothes from-
Flesh... Wand?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:23 PM
Garrick returns to the cockpit, pulls out some pants, and throws them at Emmett.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:23 PM
8ball does anyone seem to notice the sentient water slithering around their ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:23 PM
Yes.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:23 PM
Pants.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:23 PM
What the fuck is this
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Zander 26-May-20 04:23 PM
That's what we call a Dick in my culture.
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:23 PM
Yes, that thing, between you legs, my research must continue.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:23 PM
Don't even try it, weirdo.
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:23 PM
I must examine it, now.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:23 PM
Iris chokes a bit on air, cheeks turning red.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:23 PM
moves around as a puddle
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:23 PM
Seth might let you examine him.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:24 PM
Guys can you please stop talking about Emmett’s dick??
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Zander 26-May-20 04:24 PM
It's my cock. The pants were clearly too small. He, using the pants like a sockpuppet, covered his willy.
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Sib 26-May-20 04:24 PM
haha penis
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:24 PM
Volonta grabs the mop and readies it to clean the puddle
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:24 PM
No, it's the topic of conversation right now. Get over it.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:24 PM
This is not like the typical jobs I'd sign up for.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:24 PM
I'm in pain
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Michael 26-May-20 04:24 PM
runs away from the mop
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:24 PM
The 'Seth' person is quite creepy, please, keep him away from me.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:24 PM
Seth turns up the speed on the ship
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:24 PM
Volonta chases the puddle
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:24 PM
Emmett, turn on the warp drive for me
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Zander 26-May-20 04:24 PM
We have moving water- Emmett slid to another wall.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:24 PM
Hey, she got lesson 1 of the Vortox Pummelers down.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:25 PM
I don't think Olag unwrapped it yet
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Lili 26-May-20 04:25 PM
Iris holds her hand out to Rachell. I don’t think we’ve officially met, my name is Iris!
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Michael 26-May-20 04:25 PM
moves between Emmett's legs
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Zander 26-May-20 04:25 PM
The fuck is that thing?
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Michael 26-May-20 04:25 PM
runs towards the kitchen
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:25 PM
Sentient puddle. I have no fucking clue.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:25 PM
OKAY, OKAY. Emmett stands up. Who wants to go with me to the engine room?
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:26 PM
He chases again
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:26 PM
Rachell looks at Iris, then her hand, it's a blank unfeeling stare.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:26 PM
You know what, I'll go.
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:26 PM
Hello, Iris.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:26 PM
moves under Volonta and tries to trip him
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Lili 26-May-20 04:26 PM
Iris turns her head towards Emmett.
I’ll go!
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:26 PM
I've been awake for 5 minutes, and I already need a break.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:26 PM
Let's go, Iris and Dakari.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:26 PM
She retracts her hand before looking at Rachell. What’s your name?
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:27 PM
volonta just lifts his foot up and shoves the mop down towards the puddle
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:27 PM
Rachell, that is my designation.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:27 PM
Vargas wanders around deep space for a bit.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:27 PM
Iris smiles.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:27 PM
Emmett was now awkwardly erect, the pants moving upward. Can we get going?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:27 PM
I'll stay here and make sure Seth doesn't kill us all.
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:27 PM
8ball Does Rachell attempt physical contact with Iris?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:27 PM
Outlook bad.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:27 PM
Nice to meet you Rachell, I’ve gotta go!
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:27 PM
Let's
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:28 PM
Yo. Valantia.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:28 PM
separates so the mop doesn't hit him
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:28 PM
Where are you?
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:28 PM
Trying to mop up an unmoppable puddle
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Lili 26-May-20 04:28 PM
We’ll talk later though, okay?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:28 PM
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:28 PM
8ball Does Garrick get stuck in his own pocket?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:28 PM
Yes, but with a caveat decided by the next person.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:28 PM
starts rising to reveal his Torrid form
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:28 PM
Rachell gives Iris another blank stare. Ok, if you suffer any psychological or physical damage, procure my assistance.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:28 PM
Walks off towards the engine room, looking around for any slimy changes.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:29 PM
HELLO!
HOW ARE YOU?! (edited)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:29 PM
Okay, well, when you get done, I have a job for you.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:29 PM
I see a person flying like a a maniac.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:29 PM
It's easy.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:29 PM
Iris nods, smiling as she jogs backwards.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:29 PM
CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME!? (edited)
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:29 PM
8ball Does Dakari notice any notable sliminess in the engine room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:29 PM
Without a doubt.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:29 PM
Alright, i will!
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:29 PM
Vargas sees a person flying like a maniac.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:29 PM
I. AM. PEACEFUL!
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:29 PM
So you aren't a puddle. Figures. Volonta stops trying to mop up the 'puddle'
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Zander 26-May-20 04:29 PM
Oh my Squoat.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:29 PM
She turns to follow Emmett properly.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:30 PM
Why did he ruin everything?
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:30 PM
I think your friend left quite a gift for you Emmett...
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Michael 26-May-20 04:30 PM
CAN. YOU. UNDERSTAND. MY. SPEAK?!
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:30 PM
Volonta then goes to find Garrick
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:30 PM
What's the deal, Emmett?
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Michael 26-May-20 04:30 PM
follows the newcomer
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:30 PM
Rachell keeps following Emmett, well, more like stalking him.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:31 PM
That ship almost hit me!
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Brody 26-May-20 04:31 PM
Well, Seth, what's at this station we're heading to?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:31 PM
8ball does Emmett turn into a marble?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:31 PM
I guess so.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:31 PM
Emmett shivered. Stay in here for me. I'm getting my clothes on. I don't want anymore of Olag's stuff on me. Especially not my.... Emmett rolled away to the restroom before finishing his statement. (edited)
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:31 PM
Its a pirate station
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Michael 26-May-20 04:31 PM
CAN. ANYONE. SHOW. ME. TO. THIS. SHIP'S. CAPTAIN?!
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Lili 26-May-20 04:31 PM
Iris nods.
Yeah I’ll wait here. (edited)
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:31 PM
Volonta tapped on Garrick's shoulder You needed me?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:32 PM
Volonta's hand phases through Garrick, and Volonta falls through him. (edited)
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Brody 26-May-20 04:32 PM
Pirates? I may have to wait this one out.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:32 PM
wanders around the ship
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:32 PM
Vargas follows that ship to cuss out their pilot.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:32 PM
Oh. Uh. Sorry?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:32 PM
No no no
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Zander 26-May-20 04:33 PM
Emmett turns back into himself and puts his clothes back on. In particular, he was wearing the red sweater with the yellow shoulder pads. He then left to the engine room.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:33 PM
Yeah, I need you in the storage room again.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:33 PM
By pirate station I mean its not GU oriented.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:33 PM
wanders around the ships, seemingly stumbling into an engine room
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:33 PM
Does it require the mop? If so I'd need to clean it.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:33 PM
No.
Come. Garrick trails off towards the storage room. (edited)
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Michael 26-May-20 04:33 PM
HELLO?! I. COME. IN. PEACE!
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:33 PM
Volonta began to follow Garrick
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Michael 26-May-20 04:33 PM
WHERE. IS. THE. SHIP'S. CAPTAIN? (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 04:33 PM
He nudged Iris kiddingly. I mean, I'm just too hot for you guys to handle.
Dakari.
Can you pave a way to the warp drive?
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Lili 26-May-20 04:34 PM
Iris chuckles.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:34 PM
Oh, that's better. I had a hit on a big wig Pirate in my early days. People still hunt me out for it.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:34 PM
Yea, no problem I suppose.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:34 PM
just looks around the... lack-luster engine room
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:34 PM
Garrick points towards a huge pile of overflowing boxes.
So, that's gotta go. Do you know how to use the airlock?
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Michael 26-May-20 04:35 PM
mumbles not the greatest engine
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Zander 26-May-20 04:35 PM
8ball Does the warp drive get set into place?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:35 PM
Outlook bad.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:35 PM
Olag's an idiot.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:35 PM
I can't say I do. Never been on a ship, so it's safe to say no.
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Hunter 26-May-20 04:35 PM
There are two holes inside the ship shaped like Rachell's face, do not question them.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:35 PM
He didn't even get this put in.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:35 PM
Iris nods, turning into pink Olag.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:36 PM
Hmm... well, we can take care of that later, I guess.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:36 PM
Vargas starts to contact the dumbass drivers ship.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:36 PM
I’m Olag and I fixed your ship and I’m charging 100,000 Ducketts.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:36 PM
Gosh... I didn't realize you could change forms Iris. (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 04:36 PM
Emmett sees Iris and jumps up and latches on the roof. This wasn't too hard, given lack of gravity in the engine room.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:36 PM
She turns back into herself.
You okay Emmett?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:36 PM
Iris, you can shapeshift? He was noticeably shivering. (edited)
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Lili 26-May-20 04:36 PM
I couldn’t change forms until, like, yesterday.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:37 PM
Hello hello? Can you hear me?
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Lili 26-May-20 04:37 PM
Remember that thing with the pink ghost?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:37 PM
Oh. That.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:37 PM
No, wasn't there.
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ScootyDooty 26-May-20 04:37 PM
Volonta just shrugs and walks towards the bathroom to wash the mop
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:37 PM
Seth steadily speeds up the ship
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Zander 26-May-20 04:37 PM
Emmett falls and starts to lift the warp drive. (edited)
Help out.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:37 PM
Well I kind of absorbed a ghost and now I can shapeshift and touch ghosts.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:38 PM
Garrick is interested in their conversation, and regroups with Iris and the others. So, how's that going anyways?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:38 PM
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Michael 26-May-20 04:38 PM
starts examining the engine
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:38 PM
Is she somehow conscious?
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Lili 26-May-20 04:38 PM
Iris turns into pink Emmett.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:38 PM
Any voices in your head so far?
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:38 PM
That's... useful.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:38 PM
8ball Does Sanya leave Seth to his devices?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:38 PM
Outlook bad.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:38 PM
Is that comfortable for you?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:38 PM
I still don't trust you alone.
Especially not driving.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:38 PM
It’s basically fine except for the part where I’m pink when I’m in any form other than mine.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:39 PM
8ball does Vargas boards the wavering ship.
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:39 PM
It is certain.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:39 PM
I kinda find it... hot.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:39 PM
Get a room.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:39 PM
Sounds like a win-win to me.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:39 PM
Emmett, despite asking for help, lifts the warp drive and sets it into place.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:39 PM
Hello?
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:39 PM
Dakari begins helping Emmett with the warp drive
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Lili 26-May-20 04:39 PM
And sometimes i have vivid dreams about being sucked into a pink void.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:39 PM
My bad.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:39 PM
Turn into a Squoatling and fulfill Emmett's biggest desires.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:39 PM
But other than that!
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:40 PM
Vargas searches for people. (edited)
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:40 PM
See, you clearly had the warp drive handled.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:40 PM
Emmett was panting from the weight.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:40 PM
Iris turns back into herself, stretching.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:40 PM
That's pretty realistic...
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Brody 26-May-20 04:40 PM
Seth, we got an intruder.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:40 PM
Dakari slaps Emmett on the back
Good job
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:40 PM
*Vargas stomps his way around till he finds the cockpit (edited)
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Lili 26-May-20 04:41 PM
Except for the part where I’m pink, it’s a perfect replication.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:41 PM
Could you turn back to the Squoatling for- Emmett fell over from the slap.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:41 PM
She changes her voice to Emmett’s.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:41 PM
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Lili 26-May-20 04:41 PM
I can do voices, too.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:42 PM
That sounds nothing like me. Emmett's voice was muffled from the ground.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:42 PM
Vargas finds a teleporter.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:42 PM
She laughs, still in Emmett’s voice.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:42 PM
Hey you see that ship over there?
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Lili 26-May-20 04:42 PM
I’m sure it doesn’t.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:42 PM
Wanna see me ram it?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:42 PM
Is it my turn?
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:42 PM
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Lili 26-May-20 04:42 PM
She reaches out to offer Emmett her hand.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:42 PM
Seth blasts the ship to high hell
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Brody 26-May-20 04:42 PM
Yes, Seth. Ram the ship and ignore the current intruder.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Well, now he can't escape
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Vargas is sent to the cockpit.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Looks up at her and smiles softly. He took her hand soon after. Do you have the same texture and everything?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Oh look hes here.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:43 PM
WTF.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Iris turns back into Emmett.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Sanya throws her knife, nearly hitting Vargas.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Thats my ship
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Lili 26-May-20 04:43 PM
I wouldn’t know.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Ok?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Watch your tounge.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:43 PM
Hey, what's that smell?
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:43 PM
You missed Sunflower.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:44 PM
Vargas dodges and ask why youre about to ram his ship.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:44 PM
Smells like Olag and shit.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:44 PM
Emmett rubbed his digits on her form's horns, expecting that she didn't keep the qualities of whatever she shapeshifted into. (edited)
Woah.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:44 PM
You intrude our ship, and try to make demands?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:44 PM
This is pretty real.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:44 PM
Creepy. You two have fun.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:44 PM
Pink Emmett Iris shrugs.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:44 PM
You hit my ship driving like a maniac!
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Michael 26-May-20 04:45 PM
goes back to being a puddle
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Ok?
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Lili 26-May-20 04:45 PM
She grins wickedly, turning into pink Garrick.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 04:45 PM
8ball Does Wemmfort give the rest of his Space juice to Seth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Nien.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Whats the problem?
You can get it repaired.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Nope. Leaving.
Not having this again.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Vargas yelling. (edited)
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Seth yells back
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Zander 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Anyhow, I'm going back to the cockpit before I get more curious. Emmett leaves the two. (edited)
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Lili 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Come on Garrick, don’t be like that.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:45 PM
Emmett, you need a shower. And to find a room with Iris, clearly.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:45 PM
She’s mimicking Garrick’s voice.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:46 PM
I take it back, this ability is awful.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:46 PM
You people are insufferable. Just get rid of him.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:46 PM
She follows him.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:46 PM
Fuck you, Dakari.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:46 PM
Garrickkk~~~
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Zander 26-May-20 04:46 PM
Quite the drama we have here.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:46 PM
Hey, man. Just saying.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:46 PM
Do you have a better pilot, cause he sucks balls.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:46 PM
Emmett sees the 8ball man and water boy. Wat (edited)
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:46 PM
Hey Sunflower, can you airlock this guy?
I'm gonna finish wrecking his ship.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:47 PM
I don't know where the button is.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:47 PM
Fuck you!
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:47 PM
Red button on your right
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Lili 26-May-20 04:47 PM
Garrick where are you going~?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:47 PM
Thank you.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:47 PM
Seth continues firing at the ship
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:47 PM
Whos the ships captain!?!
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:47 PM
The pool.
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Sib 26-May-20 04:47 PM
8ball does everyone suddenly feel the need to go to the living room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:47 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:47 PM
You like that you dirty slut.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:47 PM
I don't care.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:48 PM
I am the captain.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:48 PM
She turns back into herself.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Dakari follows Emmett cautiously holding his nose
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Michael 26-May-20 04:48 PM
heads toward the living room despite not knowing where it is
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Brody 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Fuck it. You deal with the asshole.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:48 PM
stops being a puddle
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Lili 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Oh, cool. Can I come?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Sanya leaves for the Living Room. (edited)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Garrick heads to the living room, and then the pool.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Emmett slapped Dakari back and laid on a couch in the living room.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Sure, but not in my form, please.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:48 PM
With your level of intelligence. not possible. (edited)
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:48 PM
You seem mad kid.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Seth, if he's still here, I'll kill him myself.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Okay, not in your form.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:48 PM
Maybe go back to the daycare.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:49 PM
Y'know, I kinda felt free while naked.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:49 PM
Whos the real captain?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:49 PM
Emmett was just saying this to himself.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:49 PM
8ball Do I walk off to tend to my belongings?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:49 PM
No, but something that the person before you decides upon happens.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:49 PM
casually chills in this living room
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Zander 26-May-20 04:50 PM
Ow (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 04:50 PM
So, there's living water puddle and.... 8ball man.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:50 PM
Its me retard.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:50 PM
Dakari lounges on his own couch in the living room
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Zander 26-May-20 04:50 PM
What are you guys doing here?
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:50 PM
What else do I have to do?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:50 PM
Get everyone in here.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:51 PM
We ha an intruder. Seth is currently trying to stupid him to death.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:51 PM
Garrick cannonballs into the pool.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:51 PM
Can i join your crew? Please?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:51 PM
Why?
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Michael 26-May-20 04:51 PM
I. COME. IN. PEACE! HE. TRIED. TO. EAT. ME! points to Rachell
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:51 PM
I got sweets for you.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:51 PM
Sweets?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:51 PM
I'm relaxing, what do you need?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:51 PM
I like sweets.
But right now?
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Lili 26-May-20 04:51 PM
Iris sits at the side of the pool and dips her feet in. (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 04:51 PM
I want something to play with my meat.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:52 PM
Vargas ask everyone their names.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:52 PM
Can we get rid of this guy?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:52 PM
Anyhow... Emmett leaned back. Name's Emmett.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:52 PM
Airlock him. Or drop him off at the station.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:52 PM
Sanya.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:52 PM
somebody tell him my name is Iris.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:52 PM
What?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:53 PM
I will literally rape you if you suggest that again.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:53 PM
Wait ive met you before!
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Zander 26-May-20 04:53 PM
Emmett's words meant nothing to her, very likely.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:53 PM
Garrick pulls out a re-sealed Soda Can and takes a sip.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:53 PM
Youre the guy from the market!
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:53 PM
MY NAME GARRICK
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Michael 26-May-20 04:53 PM
HELLO! I. CAN. UNDERSTAND. YOU. JUST. FINE! CAN. YOU. UNDERSTAND. ME?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:53 PM
The market?
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Rashidi 26-May-20 04:53 PM
I'm Dakari
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Michael 26-May-20 04:53 PM
MY. NAME. IS. THEYLIN.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:53 PM
There's tons of markets.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:54 PM
8ball is sanya still mad?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:54 PM
I guess so.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:54 PM
Weird, hi water. Nice to meet all of you.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:54 PM
Want some, Iris?
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Zander 26-May-20 04:54 PM
Why the hell are you guys here?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:54 PM
It's 3 GUYs fresh.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:55 PM
Listen. Two new, random intruders, and we're just ready to accept them?
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Lili 26-May-20 04:55 PM
Sure.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:55 PM
No, but I want answers.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:55 PM
I was almost consumed...
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:55 PM
Garrick tosses the un-re-sealed soda to Iris.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:55 PM
I can leave
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Zander 26-May-20 04:55 PM
Emmett stuck his tongue out at her.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:55 PM
I don't see how we can possibly trust them.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:55 PM
Let's not be so murder-hungry.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:55 PM
Well thanks for the invite. We got 2 ships now boys.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:55 PM
Iris catches it and drinks some.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:56 PM
aight, imma be honest. I'm a trespasser and I need passage. I'm willing to offer my services to you guys if you can get me to a space port.
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Sean. 26-May-20 04:56 PM
8ball Does Seth finish destroying the ship and then head to the living room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:56 PM
My reply is no.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:56 PM
Emmett lifted his arms up to Sanya's face and pushed her cheeks. Let's make love, not war.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:56 PM
I'm a master engineer
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Lili 26-May-20 04:56 PM
It’s terrible. Iris coughs.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:56 PM
War is more fun. And you're not my type.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:57 PM
Emmett rolled his eyes. I'm in heat and you're more of a pervert than I am.
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Michael 26-May-20 04:57 PM
I'm on a pilgrimage for my home, may I formally offer my services for passage?
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Brody 26-May-20 04:58 PM
Sanya is unfazed by Emmett's blabbering.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:58 PM
8ball does Garrick use Salt Spray on Vargas
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:58 PM
Of course!
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Zander 26-May-20 04:58 PM
8ball Does more pirates come in to save 8ball man and water boy?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:58 PM
Yes but actually no.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:58 PM
Garrick floats up through the ceiling to spray Vargas's eyes with salt.
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Lili 26-May-20 04:59 PM
Iris sighs.
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Zander 26-May-20 04:59 PM
Emmett sighed and left to the pool, given that he was clearly being ignored.
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Brody 26-May-20 04:59 PM
8ball Does Sanya grab something out of dread?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 04:59 PM
Ja.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 04:59 PM
He then returns, and takes a seat next to Iris. (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 04:59 PM
I'll let them figure things out on their own.
Screw me then.
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Æsir 26-May-20 04:59 PM
Vargas punches Garret in the face.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:00 PM
Sanya pulls out a Emmett Disney Mask
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:00 PM
Vargas's hand goes right through, obviously
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Brody 26-May-20 05:00 PM
Not what i was hoping for.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:00 PM
Iris, you here?
In the pool?
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:00 PM
8ball is Vargas the most liked person on the crew
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:00 PM
My reply is no.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:00 PM
Over here!
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Michael 26-May-20 05:01 PM
uhhhhh, imma take the airlock out?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:01 PM
This week sucked, but it's finally over.
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Michael 26-May-20 05:01 PM
may someone show me there?
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 05:01 PM
8ball Does Wemmfort pass all of his Space juice to Seth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:01 PM
Yes, but with a caveat decided by the next person.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:01 PM
Emmett had a mocking, sarcastic tone. Sanya's bullying me and the rest of the crew are being neurotic over a puddle of water.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:01 PM
Iris nods tiredly.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 05:02 PM
Wemmfort gives all of his space juice to Seth
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Michael 26-May-20 05:02 PM
Can someone show me to the airlock so I may take my leave? (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 05:02 PM
THE SHIP LANDS AT THE SPACE STATION, FINALLY.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:02 PM
Vargas apologizes for everything and explains he's been going through rough time ever since his best friend died.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:03 PM
I don't know man.
Emmett laid in a pool chair, near Iris.
Sometimes I just feel really ignored by everyone.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:04 PM
Sanya follows Emmett to the pool and sits nearby.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:04 PM
Iris lays back.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:04 PM
Im sorry for taking my anguish out on you im just going through a lot with my friend Badon dying ); (edited)
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Lili 26-May-20 05:04 PM
I can see how you’d feel that.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:04 PM
Garrick face-plants onto the gelatin pool.
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Michael 26-May-20 05:04 PM
stands there waiting for someone to show him to the airlock
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Sib 26-May-20 05:04 PM
8ball are pirates hanging out at the pirate station? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:04 PM
It won't happen.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:05 PM
Badon?
Emmett was confused.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 05:05 PM
Dakari continues watching tv in the living room
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:05 PM
My dead best friend
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:05 PM
Emmett, it's because you're not assertive.
No offense, dude, but you're kind of a pushover sometimes.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:06 PM
I'd just feel really mean if I were to do that. (edited)
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:07 PM
Vargas makes lunch for everyone as a second apology . (edited)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:07 PM
You gotta take SOME initiative, being the pilot and all. You're way more sensible than Seth.
Look at me, I bossed around the new guy earlier even though I have absolutely no power over him.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:07 PM
Come get lunch. I made more than enough for everyone.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:07 PM
Iris shrugs.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:08 PM
Listen Emmett. It's not mean to stand up for yourself. Garrick's right, you are a bit of a pushover. I've been trying to toughen you up a bit.
😩 1
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Zander 26-May-20 05:08 PM
Emmett was trying to discretely flex to get more blood pumping in his arms. I mean, I guess.
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Sib 26-May-20 05:08 PM
;)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:08 PM
8ball does Garrick toss a BDSM whip to Sanya
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:08 PM
No, but something that the person before you decides upon happens.
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Michael 26-May-20 05:08 PM
unboards the ship and goes to the nearest bar to find passage
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:08 PM
Vargas is a galaxy renowned cook. (edited)
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Brody 26-May-20 05:09 PM
I swear to Dread ghost, i will end you.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:09 PM
See, Emmett? Just like that.
I got her attention easily.
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Sib 26-May-20 05:09 PM
renowned
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Brody 26-May-20 05:09 PM
I will end you.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:09 PM
Iris bolts up.
My position as the crew’s cook is being threatened.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:10 PM
I can't really focus on your guys's antics when I'm like this, no offense.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:10 PM
Chill out Sunflower, I'm just trying to be an example.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:10 PM
That is not my name, Ghost.
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Sean. 26-May-20 05:10 PM
Fortnite default dance
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:10 PM
That is not my name, Flower. Garrick says in a mocking tone. (edited)
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Brody 26-May-20 05:10 PM
Back to the more important topic.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:11 PM
Iris stands.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:11 PM
The only way for people to care is if you make them care. If they don't care by themselves, you make them.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:11 PM
Emmett checked his grass watch, selectively hearing Sanya's conclusion.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:11 PM
I’ve gotta go cook.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:11 PM
Vargas bring some sandwiches to Emmet and Sanya. (edited)
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Lili 26-May-20 05:11 PM
I forgot dinner.
Iris stiffens like a cat.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:12 PM
You made me sandwiches?
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:12 PM
Yes.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:12 PM
Uh oh...
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Lili 26-May-20 05:12 PM
Something barely discernable as ‘my kitchen’ comes out of her mouth.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:13 PM
8ball Is Emmett very low on his grass?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:13 PM
Bro, your action made it. Welcome to the party. (Yes).
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:13 PM
I'm world renowned.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:13 PM
World renowned sandwich maker?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:13 PM
Vargas, I would get some fireproof coverings.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:13 PM
Iris stiffens further and her eyes narrow at Vargas.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:13 PM
You're delusional. Sanya's sandwiches are really good.
Emmett took a bite.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:14 PM
Oof. Thanks for the honesty though.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:14 PM
Emmett, are you alright? You look off.
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Michael 26-May-20 05:14 PM
chilling in the space station, trying to find passage
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Zander 26-May-20 05:14 PM
What does that even mean, 8ball head?
I just said Sanya's sandwiches are good.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:14 PM
Iris is fighting the sudden urge to murder.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:14 PM
You're acting delusional.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:15 PM
Well, I'll be taking my leave.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:15 PM
Sanya how do you do this all the time?
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Zander 26-May-20 05:15 PM
No.
You're not leaving.
Stay here.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:15 PM
Everyone in this room is in danger.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:15 PM
Oh, the urge to murder? I just kill something else.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:15 PM
Emmett's arm was shaking quickly.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:15 PM
Kill time at the pool! Hahaha. Garrick laughs nervously.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:15 PM
8ball Does Sanya attempt to pull grass out of Dread?
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:15 PM
You ok Emmet.
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:15 PM
Nah.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:16 PM
What does that even mean?
I'm starting to get pissed off at your lack of clarity.
Emmett was grinding his teeth a bit.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:16 PM
Emmett. What is going on. You can tell me.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:17 PM
Iris’ eyes turn pink.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:17 PM
I'm sorry i didn't mean to offend you.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:17 PM
This ship already has a chef.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:17 PM
Iris, can you move somewhere else?
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:17 PM
I apologize i was trying to be helpful. (edited)
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Lili 26-May-20 05:17 PM
Iris nods stiffly.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:17 PM
This pool area is sacred right now.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:17 PM
Probably for the best.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:17 PM
I'm starting to get really annoyed here. Emmett slammed his fist into the small table next to him.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 05:18 PM
8ball Does Wemmfort get in the pool?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:18 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 05:18 PM
Wemmfort gets into the pool.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:19 PM
8ball does Iris leave the room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:19 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:19 PM
8ball Does Garrick take something out of his pocket to try and alleviate Emmett?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:19 PM
Nien.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:19 PM
Vargas contemplates all his lost. And slums into darkness.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:19 PM
8ball Does Garrick take something out of his pocket to try and alleviate Emmett?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:19 PM
Bro, your action made it. Welcome to the party. (Yes).
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Zander 26-May-20 05:19 PM
Sanya, I don't know what's happening to me.
But I'm feeling really pissy.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:19 PM
Garrick tosses an unknown green condiment to Emmett.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:19 PM
What's your grass level at?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:20 PM
Grass smoothie.
Or something.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:20 PM
Iris’ eyes return to normal as she heads to the kitchen.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:20 PM
Emmett takes the condiment, eats it, and spits it out. His mouth was on fire. Garrick, I'm gonna kill you!
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:21 PM
Whoa, chill out! I didn't know!
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Sean. 26-May-20 05:21 PM
8ball Does everyone playing minecraft Die?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:21 PM
Spanish no.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:21 PM
Iris makes it to the kitchen.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:21 PM
Emmett took out his Maggo-Pistol and changed its setting to "Spectral".
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Brody 26-May-20 05:21 PM
Emmett!
Put it down.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:21 PM
Fuck off.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:22 PM
Vargas jumps into the pool and stays under for a couple of minutes.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:22 PM
Garrick pulls out a Worn Spear.
We don't have to do this, dude.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:22 PM
Emmett, do not make a decision you'll regret. (edited)
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Rashidi 26-May-20 05:22 PM
Keep it down out there!
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Zander 26-May-20 05:22 PM
Emmett was twitching a bit.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 05:22 PM
Under his voice Always so much noise.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:22 PM
~D: I have an idea, but he might not like it.~
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Zander 26-May-20 05:22 PM
I just want to keep things peaceful, but you and your antics have got to go.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:23 PM
Vargas pulls out his two laser blades while hopping out the water. Calm down Emmet. Calm down.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:23 PM
Your fault for drinking some random green sludge.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:23 PM
You tried to prank me with Iris, you took her away from me, and then you prank me again.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:23 PM
t!choose croissants | cupcakes | muffins | cakes | flavored bread
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Tatsu BOT 26-May-20 05:23 PM
🤔 | Jelsafan0, I pick croissants
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Zander 26-May-20 05:23 PM
I THOUGHT IT WAS GRASS!
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:23 PM
Well, that's your problem!
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Lili 26-May-20 05:23 PM
Iris starts to bake croissants.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:24 PM
Sanya grabs Emmett's arm.
Do not do this.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 05:24 PM
8ball Does Dakari go and explore the rest of the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:24 PM
It is certain.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:24 PM
Emmett backs up from the pool to the edge of the ship. Afterwards, he was grabbed.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:24 PM
Iris is baking croissants.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:24 PM
I just really want to be listened to.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:25 PM
It says indicisive.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:25 PM
Garrick pockets the spear.
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Michael 26-May-20 05:25 PM
8ball does Vargas pass out?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:25 PM
Person who’s after you decides!
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Zander 26-May-20 05:25 PM
Yes
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Zander 26-May-20 05:26 PM
I'm unstable, aren't I?
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Michael 26-May-20 05:26 PM
knocks on the Vortox's Pummelers ship door
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Zander 26-May-20 05:26 PM
Not as unstable as he is.
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Michael 26-May-20 05:26 PM
Hello?
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Zander 26-May-20 05:26 PM
Fucking clown. (edited)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:26 PM
Yeah, man. This isn't what I meant when I said to 'take initiative'.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:26 PM
Vargas wakes up.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:26 PM
Emmett leans back off the railing.
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Sib 26-May-20 05:26 PM
8ball does Vargas feel himself slowly transforming into a marble?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:26 PM
N0.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:26 PM
You feeling alright?
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Zander 26-May-20 05:26 PM
No.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:26 PM
Croissants.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:26 PM
I feel empty.
Filled with angry spirits.
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Æsir 26-May-20 05:27 PM
*Vargas gets kidnapped. *
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Zander 26-May-20 05:27 PM
Filled with lust and envy and wrath.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 26-May-20 05:27 PM
8ball Does Emmett pee in the pool?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:27 PM
Sad to tell you that it does not happen.
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Michael 26-May-20 05:27 PM
Hello?! continues knocking on the door of Seth's ship
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Zander 26-May-20 05:27 PM
8ball Do I zip up Vargas' hands?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:27 PM
Very doubtful.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:28 PM
I need grass.
I need grass bad.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:28 PM
Sanya, you got any?
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Zander 26-May-20 05:28 PM
How often do you chase that high?
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Brody 26-May-20 05:28 PM
I might.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:28 PM
Iris is just still baking croissants.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:29 PM
What high?
This feels terrible!
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:29 PM
Is this grass stuff healthy for you?
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Michael 26-May-20 05:29 PM
bangs on Seth's ship door I know y'all are in there (edited)
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:29 PM
It's having very adverse effects.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:29 PM
That's called a withdrawal where I'm from.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:30 PM
Sanya pulls out Garrick's true identity, then puts it back. (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 05:30 PM
Emmett slid down and held his legs to himself.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:30 PM
8ball has Iris baked 1000 croissants?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:30 PM
You got it.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:30 PM
I don't know...?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:30 PM
Garrick is imbued with immense fear while the index card is exposed.
He decides to look again...
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Zander 26-May-20 05:30 PM
I've had grass for like, my entire life!
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Brody 26-May-20 05:30 PM
Sanya glares deep at Garrick, then sits with Emmett. (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 05:31 PM
I feel like everyone is staring at me.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:31 PM
Because we care.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:31 PM
I'm always being stared at.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:31 PM
Iris has baked 1000 croissants and feels a little bit better. She keeps making croissants, though. (edited)
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Zander 26-May-20 05:31 PM
But the whole galaxy's eyes are on me.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:31 PM
Hey, you did end up taking my advice. You wanted people to care, so you made us care.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:32 PM
8ball Does Squoat chime in?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:32 PM
Yo mama. (Yes).
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:32 PM
Well, in all fairness, you are the most wanted man right now.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:32 PM
The life you live will be and always has been a dangerous one.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:32 PM
To Emmett, this was a loud ass voice. To everyone else, some buzzing was coming from his ears.
"SQUEMFET."
What?
Who's there?
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Brody 26-May-20 05:33 PM
~D: He is here. Leave the Squoat be.~
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Zander 26-May-20 05:33 PM
"IT'S ME. SQUOAT."
What? How are you speaking to me?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:34 PM
Signs point to yes.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:35 PM
"I can speak to every Squoatling."
"I'm god-I mean, I'm Squoat, remember?"
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:35 PM
What's wrong, Dread?
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Zander 26-May-20 05:35 PM
It's been a while since I've seen you.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:36 PM
Is he alright?
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Lili 26-May-20 05:36 PM
Iris is baking croissants.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:36 PM
"Nevermind that. I need to tell you something."
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Brody 26-May-20 05:36 PM
~His god is talking to him.~
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Zander 26-May-20 05:36 PM
What?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:36 PM
Oh. Good timing.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:36 PM
~We should let them commune in peace.~
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Zander 26-May-20 05:36 PM
"I've been on the run."
On the run? What does that even mean? You're Squoat!
"Squoat's gotten himself into some trouble."
Emmett was having a revelation in his mind about now.
"I've gotten to a safespace to talk with you."
It took you... Emmett counts on his digits. "Thirteen GUYs. I know."
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Brody 26-May-20 05:38 PM
~When a god communes with an individual, it's normally a big deal. Maybe not for others, but if, say, Sanya met with a group of Florans, she would be treated as a messiah.~
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Zander 26-May-20 05:39 PM
"Just let me continue. I need you to get off the grass."
Why?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:39 PM
Interesting.
He certainly looks entranced.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:42 PM
"It's terrible for you! Your family got you high on that stuff."
"The only reason the Tawfeeks were rich was because of their mass production of grass."
"Your parents left you alone a lot to make deals, my son."
"You were played."
"I know you need grass to live, Emmett. You have fetal grass syndrome or whatever."
"But you really need to cut down on it. A lot."
"You're going to kill yourself."
Uhm.
Okay.
But I don't know how to stop.
"Find a way. I'll tell you a way to find her if you do so."
Who?
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Lili 26-May-20 05:46 PM
8ball has Iris made a huge model ship out of croissants in the kitchen
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:46 PM
It is decidedly so.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:46 PM
"Oh, you know. Yo Mama."
Who's that?
"It was a joke."
"I'll help you find Squ-" Squoat cut off.
What? What? What the fuck?
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Brody 26-May-20 05:49 PM
~Hm. It seems like he's gone.~
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Lili 26-May-20 05:49 PM
Iris critically examines the model ship of croissants.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:49 PM
Emmett? Are you alright?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:49 PM
What'd he say? Emmett looks pissed off...
Again.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:49 PM
8ball Does Iris run out into the pool suddenly in clothing made of croissants and dive? (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:49 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:50 PM
Emmett stood up.
Squoat called.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:50 PM
Welcome to the party... really good timing, actually.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:50 PM
~Communications between gods and mortals should be contained between them. In fact, it's strange that you can even hear me, ghost.~
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:50 PM
Fair enough.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:51 PM
I have a weird feeling about what just happened.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:51 PM
I baked over 2000 croissants.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:51 PM
Like, Squoat didn't seem.... Sacred?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:51 PM
It seems I have a lot of abilities I'm not aware of.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:51 PM
I feel better now.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:51 PM
Does that make sense?
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Lili 26-May-20 05:51 PM
Yeah it does.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:51 PM
Iris. Where are your normal clothes and why are you wearing croissants?
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Lili 26-May-20 05:52 PM
Iris sighs.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:52 PM
I've heard it's like that with people you admire, Emmett.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:52 PM
I baked too many croissants.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:52 PM
It's disappointing 9 times out of 10.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:52 PM
Here. Let me see if i can help. (edited)
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Lili 26-May-20 05:52 PM
The batter stuck to me and baked.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:52 PM
Emmett sneaked a peek at Iris for a second.
But, guys.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:53 PM
My old clothes are underneath.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:53 PM
GARRICK! SANYA!
LISTEN TO ME.
I need to get off of grass.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:53 PM
Sanya turns back to Emmett, putting the weaponized Llama head back in Dread.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:54 PM
does anybody have a bread knife?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:54 PM
You get a revelation about that?
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Lili 26-May-20 05:54 PM
Or clothes? Either?
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Zander 26-May-20 05:55 PM
And I think Squoat isn't a god or anything.
He's a man on the run.
Which, kinda hurts my horned brain. (edited)
But I believe in him.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:55 PM
Garrick tosses Iris the Old Kimono.
Wear clothes.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:56 PM
He made us from whatever we were.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:56 PM
Iris catches it.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:56 PM
But yeah.
Help me off this shit.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:56 PM
That's... eerily familiar.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:56 PM
Thanks. Uh okay where’s a place to change?
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:56 PM
Well, Emmett, you seem determined.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:56 PM
Tell me if I'm being aggressive or not.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:56 PM
Sure, we'll help you.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:56 PM
Whatever Squoat is, he's giving good advice.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:57 PM
My parents are lying cheats.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:57 PM
8ball does Iris find a place to change
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:57 PM
Da.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:57 PM
Let's just go back to the kitchen.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:58 PM
Iris heads into the changing station and switches into the Old Kimono before she comes out.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:58 PM
Iris goes to the bottom of the pool and changes.
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Rashidi 26-May-20 05:58 PM
8ball Does Dakari blow up the new jacuzzi he found?
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FF 8Ball BOT 26-May-20 05:58 PM
Outlook bad.
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Zander 26-May-20 05:58 PM
I heard one of you guys wanted to watch me fuck a McRib or whatever.
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Brody 26-May-20 05:58 PM
Intriguing, but no.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:58 PM
I built a model ship out of croissants in there.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 05:58 PM
Maybe.
Morbid curiosity, I guess?
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Zander 26-May-20 05:59 PM
Emmett shrugged and went off into the kitchen to grab a chicken sandwich.
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Lili 26-May-20 05:59 PM
It... takes up almost the whole room.
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Trey Moment 26-May-20 06:00 PM
Space Rule #65: Always trust the voice inside your head.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 03:38 PM
t!8ball does Emmett turn into Squasriel
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Tatsu BOT 01-Jun-20 03:38 PM
🎱 | Yes, definitely, [RP]retribution
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Zander 01-Jun-20 03:38 PM
owo toriel mommy
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 03:53 PM
8ball does Trey turn in to a sentient water bottle
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 03:53 PM
Y35.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 03:54 PM
8poop
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 03:54 PM
No, you are poop.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 03:54 PM
It's been a week or so after the first episode. The crew has been pretty alright, for the most part, but Garrick and Sanya have been trying to keep Emmett out of trouble. That's all I can think of.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 03:58 PM
Vargas wakes up.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Garrick is currently digging in the fridge, because Trey is a water bottle.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Garrick.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Emmett.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Can you please stop stealing from the ship?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Vargas goes gets a snack felling light-headed.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:00 PM
We're pretty low on supplies.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Hey guys.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Why don't we get supplies then? I'm hungry.
8ball does Emmett say the asriel voice blip
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:01 PM
It is certain.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:01 PM
Ill go with.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:01 PM
Emmett was somehow upset by even this little statement. He was also upset at the random intruder. Remind me, why do we have this guy on the ship? ah (edited)
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:01 PM
If it's ok.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:03 PM
8ball Does Emmett take out his holo-device and set it up?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:03 PM
NOOOOOO!
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:03 PM
We had some people stow away here the other day, and apparently nobody cared, so they're still here.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:03 PM
Let me check the holonet for bounties. You know. Doing what we actually should be doing?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:03 PM
Hey we can work together then.
What do you say?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:04 PM
8ball Does Matthias sit down and eat a loaf of sourdough bread?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Yigga.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Work together for what?
I'm just checking bounties.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Bounties.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Emmett sighs audibly and checks online.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:05 PM
8ball does Emmet take a liking to Vargas?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:05 PM
Majority rules! Vote on it!
👎 4
👍 1
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:06 PM
Come over here, ghost-boy.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:06 PM
?????
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Garrick heads over, annoyed by the nickname.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 04:07 PM
8ball Is Volonta currently cleaning?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Signs point to no.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Don't get sassy with me. I'm your superior. Or whatever.
Now look here.
There's a bounty out for Richard Jamerez. Apparently a lot of ducketts on the line for him.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:09 PM
How much?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:09 PM
garrick annoyed face:
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 04:09 PM
8ball does richard know there are those that seek to end him?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:09 PM
My sources say no.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:10 PM
Is the bounty?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:10 PM
Uh...
There's a range.
75,000 to 150,000, depending on how sloppy we are.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:11 PM
I'll help if you let me join your crew. What do you say? (edited)
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:13 PM
Uh..
Do we have any extra beds?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:13 PM
Think about all the money i make technically goes to you.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:14 PM
You can sleep in the pool.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:14 PM
I'll buy my own barracks. (edited)
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:14 PM
This isn't your ship.
Emmett furrowed his brow. Since you desperately want to join *my* crew, you need to follow *my* rules.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:15 PM
Ok. (edited)
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:15 PM
Emmett's arms visibly shook.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:16 PM
Should I come back at another time?
8ball does vargas have a trillion duckets?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:17 PM
Ґɍ:medical_symbol: (Yes).
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:17 PM
I can pay for everything.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:17 PM
8ball Aren't Vargas's ducketts all counterfeit, aside from about 100,000?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:17 PM
My sources say no.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:18 PM
8ball Aren't Vargas's ducketts all counterfeit, aside from about 10,000?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:18 PM
Sí.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:19 PM
I can pay for everything myself.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Seth.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Seth awakes
What?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Emmett speaks into the comms.
Get in here.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Why?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:20 PM
We may have a bounty.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:20 PM
ok.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:20 PM
Emmett turns into Squasriel for 2 seconds.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:20 PM
Seth rises from his bed
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:20 PM
Also... 8ball head, what would you pay for?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:20 PM
Coming.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:21 PM
My barracks to be built and food for a month.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:21 PM
Problem is, this is our ship.
And I don't want a barracks. Emmett slammed his hoof down on the table.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:22 PM
I meant my room not literal barracks.
Vargas laughed under his breath.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:23 PM
I really think you're missing out on the opportunity to sleep in the pool.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Please don't test me.
I'm under a lot of physical stress right now.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:23 PM
I'm sorry. (edited)
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Emmett's in a bit of a funk right now. Don't bother him. Garrick whispers to Vargas.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:24 PM
Yeah. I'll leave him alone.Vargas whispers to Garrick.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:25 PM
Emmett sighed and opened one of the cabinets. He notices a batch of grass.
8ball Does Emmett reach for the grass?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:25 PM
Da.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:25 PM
Maybe just a bite...
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:25 PM
no
Garrick whispers "No" into Emmett's ears.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:26 PM
Mateo stops eating the sourdough and stared at Emmett.
No.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:26 PM
Dude! Reverb! Emmett tosses the grass in surprise.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:26 PM
8ball Does Mateo grab the grass and stick it in his pocket?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:26 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:26 PM
You made me drop it!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:26 PM
You're not having this.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:27 PM
Why?
I don't even know you!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:27 PM
Clearly, it's addictive.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:27 PM
Whatever works. Garrick takes the grass from Mateo's pockets and puts them in HIS pockets.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:27 PM
\
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:27 PM
I've seen too many good people lost to anything like this.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:27 PM
It's just grass. Eat it.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:27 PM
STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!! NOW!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:28 PM
Mateo. Emmett didn't notice Garrick's stealing.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:28 PM
I'm not giving that a shot.
That's what everyone says.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:28 PM
It's not a drug.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:28 PM
8ball does Vargas become a crew member for good?
👍🏼 1
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:28 PM
You decide. You earned it!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:29 PM
It's literally a primary producer.
The cornerstone of life.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:29 PM
8ball does Garrick eat the grass
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:29 PM
Ґɍ:medical_symbol: (Yes).
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:29 PM
Are you thinking heavily about eating it again?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:29 PM
I don't need it! Quite dictating my life!
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:30 PM
Look like grass. Smell like grass.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:30 PM
STOOOOP!!! Throw away the grass. NOW!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:30 PM
If you don't need it, why do you want it so badly?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:30 PM
Garrick pockets Vargas.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:30 PM
Give it to me. (edited)
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:30 PM
It just comforts me.
Now please.
Give it back.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:31 PM
Vargas slaps Garrick.
You tried to rob me!
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:31 PM
Vargas ultimately fails, because slapping the wall does nothing
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:31 PM
Vargas says muffled.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:31 PM
You can come out once you stop being annoying.
Nothing personal, it happens with every stowaway. (edited)
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:32 PM
I'm not sure if I should.
Let me think about it.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:32 PM
Emmett does his trademark goat eyes trick.
Please?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:33 PM
here.
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 04:33 PM
8ball does garrick die
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:33 PM
N.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:33 PM
Seth arrives where all the crew are
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Garrick finally lets go of Vargas before he suffocates him to death.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Emmett pays no mind to Seth entering, waiting for @Zander @Zander to respond.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:34 PM
No.
Like I said, I need to think on it.
As should you.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:34 PM
I have thought about it!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Think about if you can actually go without it.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
I LITERALLY CANNOT.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Þ?Ǽɷ/ЊݛЊɍԗ$.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Hm.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Emmett's mouth trembled.
LIKE.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Smoke?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
I HAVE A BIRTH DEFECT.
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
ЊݛЊ
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
#goatweed.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Seth offers a cig to Garrick
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Garrick politely accepts
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Squoat called it some grass disorder. Fetal Grass Syndrome?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Seth produces a lighter and lights his cig
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
I'm sorry for stomping up to you Seth.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Probably means your parents did it alot.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Ok.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Yeah. I desperately need it or I'm going to die. The last Squoatling's death will be on your hands.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Vargas says full of guilt. (edited)
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Emmett was clearly overreacting.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Squoat also said you should get off of it.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Is that what the voice in your head is telling you?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Maybe he changed his mind.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Yeah... He changed his mind...
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Garrick pulls out a stick of Shock Chewing Gum and hands it to Emmett.
Try this instead.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:38 PM
8ball Does Seth hand Emmett a grass blunt?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:38 PM
NOOOOOO!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:38 PM
A piercingly loud screech could be heard from his head. "I DID NOT CHANGE MY MIND. GET OFF IT."
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Whoa, was THAT him?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Head?
Mic?
Speaker?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Emmett's ears were popping. He took the shock gum and bit into the wrapper hard.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Phone?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Wait! I just realized what that was!
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Can I get some comms now?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:40 PM
No.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Emmett shook from the combined efforts of the shock and the loud ass speaker in his head. He tried to cover his ears.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:40 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Vargas laughs watching from the side.HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:41 PM
Seems like your God isn't too happy with your choices.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:41 PM
Emmett was temporarily deaf.
WHAT?!
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:42 PM
HI.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:42 PM
I CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Sad.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Vargas waving his hand. (edited)
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:42 PM
8ball does Garrick wrap Emmett's head in a Towel
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Sad to tell you that it does not happen.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Garrick instead sits and ignores Emmett.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Soon, he could hear again.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Seth grabs Emmett and starts to carry him
Go.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Let me go.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Cockpit.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Please.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:43 PM
No.
Cockpit
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 04:43 PM
M̵͗̀i̶̅́n̷͓̈́e̴̎̓c̸̉̾r̴͛̿â̸̋f̸͑͘t̴̍͝ ̶̾͠w̶̍̇i̷͆̅l̷̿͘l̶͑̑ ̴̏̈h̷̍̾ǎ̸̂v̷͆̇é̵̉ ̵̀͂i̶͛͆t̵̢̒ś̸̒ ̷̆̽d̵̄̏à̴̐ÿ̸́̐ ̴̃͊ö̶́̃n̴̏͠ ̶̏͒t̶͊͌h̶̒̏ǐ̸͐ṡ̷̕ ̵̾̈s̷̾̈́e̸̐͒r̶̉̌v̷̎̍è̷̑r̶̆̃
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Emmett didn't resist.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Bounty
Explain.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Speak in more than one word.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Can't.
Hangover.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Alright, new guy. 8ball head.
How about this.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Seth starts to walk to cockpit
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:45 PM
You're not stuck saying one word usually.
Are you that bad?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Yes.
Hurt.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Garrick the all knowing!!!
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Seth arrives at the cockpit
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:45 PM
I'll give you a chance to prove yourself to the crew.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:45 PM
GU?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Garrick what is his condition?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Who's?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Seth places Emmett in the co-pilot seat
GU?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
We have an assassination attempt on this guy named Robert Jaquerez.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Setttttttttthsssssss.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
In the GU.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Ok.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
He's hungover, apparently.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
He'll be at this restaurant in a few days.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
It's normal.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Alright.
Exact?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:47 PM
I'm going to be eating dinner with him, distracting him. You guys are going to do the deed.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:47 PM
8ball does vargas get to do whatever he wants as long as it helps the crew?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:47 PM
It won't happen.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:48 PM
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:48 PM
ƔɷҐ/ȝȽɍ/$ɷɍȽɍ/@ݛ/ЊȝԗҐ/ԗɍƔ/ԃɍݛԃïɍ. $ɷϾ@/@Ǽ۳Ɵ@.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:48 PM
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Emmett checks his watch.
It's uh..
Emmett looked away from his grass meter. (edited)
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Bargas.
Maternal Pantaloons
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 04:49 PM
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Rare Undone
Nick
Peppery Pitstop
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Organic Organs
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Zander's Pizzeria
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Squoat Dinery
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Jonascopter High-In-The-Sky Eatery
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:51 PM
t!choose Salty Spitoon | The Peppery Pitshop | Night 2 | Parental Genes | The Shaky Chihuahua | Kaka Kuku | Lumby Slaumpdy | Secret Gentlemen | Strippy Dippy | Rare Undone | Ghostly Diner | Medium Rare | McDonald's | Disney Dash | Organic Organs | Zander's Italian | Llamanian Underground | Jonascopter High-In-The-Sky Eatery
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Tatsu BOT 01-Jun-20 04:51 PM
🤔 | Zander, I pick Llamanian Underground
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:52 PM
It's Llamanian Underground.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:52 PM
oh.
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 04:53 PM
8ball will they kill me today?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:53 PM
Ja.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:53 PM
Alive?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:53 PM
Where's the next pitstop?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:53 PM
I'm going to negotiate this with the dude.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:53 PM
Seth?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:53 PM
I can't be seen at that restaurant.
And no. Dead. We specifically have to behead him and stick his head on a rod.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Gross.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Yay.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:54 PM
8ball does Vargas find a high level bounty between 200k to 250k duckets
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Sad to tell you that it does not happen.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:55 PM
Emmett takes out his holo-device again and texted the quest-giver.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Vargas finds a the comms and sees theres an extra one so he takes it.
Hello? Can you guys hear me?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Emmett exhales. Yes. We can hear you.
8ball Is Garrick currently watching Spongebob?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:57 PM
N.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Seth switches off his comms
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 04:57 PM
8ball Is Garrick currently watching Iris and Sanya sleep (Caveat: Sanya is in a pot and Iris is wearing only pantyhose) (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Yes, but with a caveat decided by the person before you.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:57 PM
You turned your comms off?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:58 PM
Dislike.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:58 PM
Emmett turns off his comms too. Vargas acts really strange.
I think I may have lost my charm with the ladies.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 04:59 PM
Happens.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 04:59 PM
No one on the ship takes me seriously.
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 05:00 PM
8ball does vargas fail in all tasks this day?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:00 PM
Yup.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:00 PM
Almost as if I'm a kid or a detriment. A nuisance.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:00 PM
8ball does Robert sabotage all my chores today and everyone knows?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:00 PM
As I see it, yes.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:01 PM
You're.
Kid.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:01 PM
I'm 22 GUYs, Seth. (edited)
I'm not a kid.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:01 PM
Always.
Kid.
To me.
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 05:02 PM
8ball does the child that controls Matteo from another dimension throw a tantrum?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:02 PM
Sad to tell you that it does not happen.
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 05:02 PM
D:
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:02 PM
Soooooooooooo.
I heard this guy oolag died but has twin brother
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:03 PM
That's... Thoughtful, surprisingly.
You also said two words.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:03 PM
I did.
Working up.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:04 PM
Huh.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:04 PM
Garrick stops watching people sleep and goes to find Vargas.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:04 PM
You never seem to not surprise me.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:04 PM
You.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:04 PM
What next?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:04 PM
*Vargas sees Garrick as Garrcik approaches him. *
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:05 PM
But yeah.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Yes Garrick?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Squoat told me personally that I need to get unhooked from grass.
I actually do need it to live, but in little doses. (edited)
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:06 PM
You want a chance to be in the crew?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:06 PM
So?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:06 PM
Squoat. Forever.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:06 PM
What's decision? (edited)
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:06 PM
I need to listen to him, because he knows where "she" is.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:07 PM
8ball is volonta doin ya mom?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Yes moment.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:07 PM
That's all he told me for motivation.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Niceeeeeee.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Vargas searches for Emmet with the help of Garrick after a awkward stare.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Taught well.
Seth slaps Emmett on the back
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Garrick does not help Vargas because Vargas cannot tell Garrick what to do
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:08 PM
Hey guuuuys.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:08 PM
I swear, this guy.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:08 PM
8ball de we all start the assassination mission
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:08 PM
It is certain.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Whatever.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Lets gooooooo.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:11 PM
Taught well?
I'm just following what my creator said.
I don't even know if he's immortal or whatever.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:12 PM
Probably is.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:12 PM
After this ill have enough for the badass sword i want.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:12 PM
8ball Does Vargas trip and fall?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:12 PM
Majority rules! Vote on it!
👍🏿 4
Thumbs_Down 1
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Anyhow, let's get there. I want to make reservations.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Ok lets.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Emmett turns on his comms.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Seth turns on comms.
Move out.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:14 PM
We're going to the restaurant to make reservations.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Emmett, woman.
Dress up.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Yaaaaahoooooo. I'm hungry.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Emmett raised an eyebrow. No?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Get Iris to play the decoy at the restaurant or something.
Like in movies.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:14 PM
She's asleep.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:15 PM
I already told the guy I'm being the decoy.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:15 PM
I know, I saw them. (edited)
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Ok.
Garrick.
Become employee.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:15 PM
You do it man.👍🏼
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:15 PM
or Volonta.
Either or.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:16 PM
Volonta was an employee, like, a week ago.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:16 PM
You do it man.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Fuck off.
Nigger.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:17 PM
8ball do i find a suitcase with 500k duckets inside?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Bro, your action didn’t make it. I’m so sorry. (No).
Outlook good.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:17 PM
8ball Does Seth leave the cockpit and threaten to fist Garrick's pocket dimension? (edited)
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:17 PM
VOLONTA
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Mm?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
How good are you at acting?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Imma fist
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
no
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Yes.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
I killed people all the time soooooo.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
No.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Shut up.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Yes.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Nigger.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Emmett started the ship up.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:19 PM
8ball does everyone turn black for 1 second
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:19 PM
I guess not.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Wassup my nig nogs?
Emmett giggled as the ship went into hyperspace.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:20 PM
Just kidding d:
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:20 PM
8ball is d: a terrible insult in FF
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:20 PM
Outlook bad.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Did you just call him a d:?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:21 PM
8ball is d: the worst insult
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Yigga.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Yigga.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Vargas, what is wrong with you?
We're supposed to be a crew.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Yigga.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Sorry i meant to say ":
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:23 PM
What does that even mean?
: is a forbidden word. No matter what.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:23 PM
8ball is ": a compliment
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:23 PM
NOOOOOO!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Emmett facepalmed.
I really need something to calm me down.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
I got you, Emmett.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Emmett scratched his face.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Want smoke?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Sorry, i was doing tongue wisters earlier
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
What's the smoke?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Garrick pulls out a 16-String Guitar and hands it to Emmett.
Play this.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Cigarette.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Emmett holds the guitar awkwardly. What the fuck is this?
Also, what's in the cigarette?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Vargas pulls out a pistol. Play this Seth.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Elf tobacco
Seth shoots Vargas in the kneecaps
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Emmett takes his offer and checks out the cigarette, taking a whiff of it.
That... Doesn't smell bad?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:27 PM
8ball do the bullets reflect.
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Without a doubt.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Its natural.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:28 PM
HIDE AND DUCK!!!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Emmett unrolls the scroll and sees natural stuff.
Emmett does as he says.
8ball Is there Elven grass in the cig?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Sí.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:29 PM
8ball Is Volonta eating cheese
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Signs point to no.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:29 PM
This is how it's a cigarette, isn't it?
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:29 PM
I wish I had some cheese
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Yes.
Seth lights his Cigarette and offers to light Emmett's
8ball Does Volonta eat a cow whole?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:30 PM
Yo mama. (No).
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:30 PM
The others will scream at me if they see me taking this...
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Garrick pulls out a Stop Sign.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Its cig.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Vargas saw the bullets ricochet through the ship.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Won't know.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Or pull out a stop sign.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Stop sign moment.
Garrick whispers "stop" in Emmett's ears, just like earlier. (edited)
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:32 PM
Can i get one of those Seth my man?
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:32 PM
No, Nigger.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:32 PM
I'm not black.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:32 PM
Seth puffs smoke in his face
Don't care.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:32 PM
I think I'll listen to Garrick. But I really- TURN OFF YOUR COMMS WHEN YOU WHISPER TO ME YOU BATHERING IDIOT! Emmett swings at the ghost, hitting himself in the face.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:32 PM
d:
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Oh, damn, sorry. I forgot.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Awh muy nose..
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Welp time to launch myself by opening the hatch in deep space for fun and leave it open.
":\
":
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:34 PM
Garrick couldn't help but laugh at Emmett hitting himself.
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!Nick Prime! 01-Jun-20 05:34 PM
8ball will everyone have a bad time
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:34 PM
It is certain.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:34 PM
Vurgas whut are yu talnking abount?
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:35 PM
I will return walks off
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:35 PM
Why doint you join me? It'll be fuuuuun.
`Meet me at the airlock in 5 min
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Emmett blows his nose. Also, don't laugh at me.
I'm insecure.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Volonta.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:36 PM
I would NEVER.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Do you know how to use the airlock yet? (edited)
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Yes.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:37 PM
I was talking to the ghost that likes to make me deaf.
Garrick.
Let me dig in your pocket dimension.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:37 PM
Uhh, why?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:37 PM
d: you Emmet. Now ima leave the airlock open.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Because. A nose for a nose. I'm going to hit you with one of your ite- Emmett stormed off to the airlock.
Stop.
Please.
You are being a jerk.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:39 PM
Vargas. We are airlocking YOU.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:39 PM
Maybe. You hurt my feelings.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:39 PM
I didn't do anything.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Thats it. Oxygen tank off. Eletrical systems off.
Vargas opens airlock.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:40 PM
What are you even talking about?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:40 PM
8ball does vargas take everyone with him.
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Choose someone who decides for me.
👎 1
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:41 PM
Fine.
You want to die?
I'll let you die.
Emmett closed the first hatch and locked it. (edited)
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Vargas is stuck in the airlock.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Turn all systems on.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:42 PM
No.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:42 PM
I'll survive hahahahhahha.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:42 PM
You randomly came on our ship and you started to terrorize us.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:43 PM
8ball Is Vargas silenced for 10 minutes?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:43 PM
Bro, your action didn’t make it. I’m so sorry. (No).
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:43 PM
By the way i'll contact you about paying for the insurance on my ship
Hello yes please come quick.
I have a squoat in custody.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:44 PM
Emmett turned off the support in the airlock room. The lights went off and the room Vargas was in was slowly decompressing.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:44 PM
1nil duckets you say. Niceeeee.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:44 PM
You are delusional. You aren't even talking to anyone.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:45 PM
Vargas called the police to the ship.
I was hired to track you haha.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:45 PM
Emmett folded his arms, staring at the floating 8ball man.
Hired to track me?
Are you insane?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:46 PM
Vargas grabs onto the ship.
Yes you the last squaotling alive.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:46 PM
We're one of the deadliest crews and you think you can even make a scratch on us?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:47 PM
I'll be payed handsomely for youre capture.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:47 PM
You're the only person who's captured.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:47 PM
Sure Sure.
Welp.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:47 PM
The GU security bots will just believe you're a delusional freak.
They'll apprehend you and imprison you.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:49 PM
Vargas starts the timers on the planted explosives
Bye. Bye.
Vargas calls someone.
Pick me up.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:49 PM
Whatever.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:49 PM
Bye. Bye.
8ball do the explosives ignite
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:49 PM
Yes but actually no.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:50 PM
Emmett presses the airlock.
Night.
Sweet prince.
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:50 PM
Good job.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:50 PM
So, what now?
I'm kinda peeved.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Vargas actually calls someone.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Hi kinda peeved
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Who the fuck are you?
Emmett does the "What are those" pose at Volentina.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Yeah bring the warship.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:51 PM
I told you I'd be back, or stated it out loud anyway. She kind of just stood there.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:52 PM
Vargas sees his friend pull up with a ship 5 times the size of Seths.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:52 PM
You're a female?
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:52 PM
Lets go Fonda.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:52 PM
I got bored, so I am now
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:52 PM
You're also in an oversized apparel.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:52 PM
But first destroy there thrusters and hyperdrive.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:52 PM
A little, yeah.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:53 PM
8ball Does the warship actually hit their ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:53 PM
Choose someone who decides for me.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:53 PM
"We can't do that, Vargas."
"We don't have enough time."
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:54 PM
Damn. Try again we only have 4 more shots.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:54 PM
"We need to get moving before we're captured. The American Dad Empire is hot on our tail."
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:54 PM
8ball Mama jeans
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:54 PM
NOOOOOO!
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:54 PM
WE ARE THE EMPIRE!!!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:55 PM
"What do you mean, sir?"
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Sean. 01-Jun-20 05:55 PM
Boring
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:55 PM
8ball is vargas actually empire of the universe
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:55 PM
Person who’s before you decides!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:55 PM
Yes
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:56 PM
You live inside me now mwahahhaha.
#supernovaaaaaa
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:57 PM
8ball Is Vargas just delusional from the coma he was in?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:57 PM
Sí.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:57 PM
Garrick returns from sleep-watching, hearing the commotion.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:57 PM
8ball Does Volentina get an extra set of her clothes that fit properly?
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FF 8Ball BOT 01-Jun-20 05:57 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:57 PM
Volentina, you're really fucking tall.
Like, you were tall earlier.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:58 PM
\
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:58 PM
But you're a lot taller, from what it seems.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Die. BIG BANG TIME!!!
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Maybe your boobs make you seem bigger.
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:58 PM
So, uh, Emmett. Did you get rid of the ball guy yet?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Emmett bangs on the prison cell door to shut Vargas up.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Am I? I'm pretty sure I'm Volentina, not a lot taller She kind of just gave him a pathetic stare after the boob comment.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 05:59 PM
Wrong universe.
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:59 PM
Vargas has been unconscious this whole time.
He's been fucking screaming in his sleep.
He's been annoying.
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ScootyDooty 01-Jun-20 05:59 PM
What the hell is a Vargas?
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 05:59 PM
Sounds like a good reason to airlock him, if you ask me?
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Zander 01-Jun-20 05:59 PM
No.
Anyhow.
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 06:00 PM
Vargas is dreaming that he became a empire of a universe using his magic 8ball that leads him to justice
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Zander 01-Jun-20 06:00 PM
I'm going to play with my rod. That'll get me away from touching grass. (edited)
Emmett looks towards the fourth wall, shrugs his arms, and winks. (edited)
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Æsir 01-Jun-20 06:01 PM
Help. Help. I need pants. I shit myself!
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Trey Moment 01-Jun-20 06:02 PM
Space Rule #61: Never trust ball-heads.
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Trey Moment 03-Jun-20 06:37 PM
Ґݛ/ЊȝЊȝ/Ҝɍȝԗ@
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:14 PM
FORT INITE
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:22 PM
Salty Spitoon | The Peppery Pitshop | Night 2 | Parental Genes | The Shaky Chihuahua | Kaka Kuku | Lumby Slaumpdy | Secret Gentlemen | Strippy Dippy | Rare Undone | Ghostly Diner | Medium Rare | McDonald's | Disney Dash | Organic Organs | Zander's Italian | Llamanian Underground | Jonascopter High-In-The-Sky Eatery
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:26 PM
8ball Did someone notify Sanya of the plan?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 03:26 PM
Yes moment.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:26 PM
Alright, guys. Emmett rotates in his swivel chair, away from his holodevice.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:26 PM
Sanya finally woke up from her 72-hour nap in a flower pot.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:26 PM
Hello? Anyone there?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:26 PM
So, what's the rest of the plan?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:27 PM
"I needed my beauty sleep", she said.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:27 PM
I don't know. I just know that I need a suit fast.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:27 PM
I need my plostacian!!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:28 PM
And also... Emmett ignored the screaming man. We're getting more Ducketts from this. Roughly 75,000 more.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:28 PM
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:28 PM
You're going in there with the only plan being: "Im a distraction?"
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:28 PM
Quiet down man, I like my ears
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:29 PM
Yeah. I'm a Squoatling.
When push comes to shove, I'll take off my helmet.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:29 PM
I can heaaaar you.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:29 PM
Ok, what happens then?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:29 PM
I don't know. I'm just having a quaint dinner with a Llamanian.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:29 PM
And what happens if it goes really south really fast?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:30 PM
If it goes really south...
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:30 PM
Wait, when did you become a girl?
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:30 PM
Last night
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:30 PM
Hey i can be bait for some plostacian.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:30 PM
8ball did Emmett tell Sanya and Garrick about his Llamanian encounter?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 03:30 PM
Yes, but in a monotonous tone.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:31 PM
Garrick emerges from the wall. I feel like you've had enough Llamanian encounters recently.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:31 PM
Do you honestly think this is a good idea? After what happened?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:31 PM
I'm fine. I enjoy the threats.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:31 PM
Garrick also slaps Emmett on the back like a dad.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:31 PM
You... enjoy the threats?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:31 PM
They- Emmett feels his back. Ouch.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:32 PM
You're an idiot. This is a stupid plan.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:32 PM
HELLO YOU LOSERS!!!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:32 PM
I find their aggression exciting, sheesh. It keeps my mind off of grass.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET HIM OUT OF THE BRIG?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:33 PM
Emmett, you may not understand, but you are the *Most Wanted* creature ever.
Going in there is suicide.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:34 PM
I NEED MY PLO-STA-CIAN!!!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:34 PM
So? I have friends with at least... Emmett counted on his digits. 5 Llamanians.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:34 PM
Danger is fun, I understand, but you're putting yourself in a LOT of it.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:34 PM
You, new girl, go grab the crazy guy. Emmett, i'm not letting you go in there.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
I'm not touching that thing
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
Fine, fine. I'll stay behind... Emmett did the funny tiny smile. In exchange for some grass.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
Hey I can hear you you know.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
Sanya glares at Emmett.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
emmet funy
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
Come on!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
No.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:35 PM
It's been seven equinoxes.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:36 PM
Im basically a cyborg you know.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:36 PM
8ball Is the ship pretty close to the place?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 03:36 PM
Spell it with me now, N-O.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:36 PM
Well use one of your cybernetic enhancements to quiet down.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:36 PM
I'm a Biogenic
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:37 PM
We have some time. Just let me have my grass and I'll think of something.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
WHERE IS MY FUCKING PLOSTACIAN!!!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
8ball Does Emmett have a secret stash of grass?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Yes but actually no.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Hey try it Emmet
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Try what?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Its better than grass.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Fortnite
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Shut up, Seth.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Plosatcian of course.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:38 PM
Seth, turn down your volume. I can hear her moans.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:39 PM
Uno Momento por favor
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:39 PM
Can i get some clean pants though for real these are shitty. Literally.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:39 PM
Don't think I can understand you.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:39 PM
You can find some in the janitor closet probably
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:39 PM
Emmett, listen to me. You are not going in there.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:39 PM
I'm in the brig.
Let me go.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
Please. I need this.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
Seth turns off his comms and finishes up before exiting his room fully nude
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
In your place as bait.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
The hero of the story has arrived.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
No, Emmett. You're insane.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
I will literally ignite my mouth and eat whatever ashes there are if you don't let me.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
I just need a ounce of plostacian.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
Do not fret civilians.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:40 PM
Welcome to the pity party.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
Put some clothes on, Dumbass.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
WE- Emmett's pupils followed Seth's floppy dong for a second. EW.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
GET THAT AWAY.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
For Sethman is here with his superdong
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
By the way, Seth.
I found the Ottori girl you rescued a few GUYs ago.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
~D: I hate this place.~
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:41 PM
She's alive, somehow.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:42 PM
Seth shakes his dong around flinging vaginal fluids and cum all over the place
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:42 PM
I'm going to tend to the prisoner.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:42 PM
Garrick, come here.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:42 PM
Emmett shielded his eyes and proceeded to leave to the brig.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:42 PM
Thats cool, what about her?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:42 PM
Sanya turns off her comms.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
Can someone let me out so i can wash my shit covered ass and get a change of clothes please?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
She needs a room.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
Dude.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
Why?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
Me and Chomsky only have 2 beds.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
There's a toilet literally right next to you.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
Get another bed then.
Heres some money
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
this happened when i passed out and died for a second.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
Emmett fingered the numpad for a bit, unlocking the cell door.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:43 PM
Alright, I'll just assign her a room myself, then.
What's up, Sanya? (edited)
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:44 PM
Can you behave, please?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:44 PM
Thanks.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:44 PM
We have no prostacian or whatever it is.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:44 PM
As long as my plostacian is ok.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:44 PM
Seth digs in his urethra and takes out 300 ducketts, he throws them at Garrick (edited)
Now go buy a bed.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:45 PM
Sanya starts to whisper Garrick, we need to make sure Emmett doesn't go in there.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:45 PM
Gross. Here you go, Sanya.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:45 PM
Where's your "plostacian"? (edited)
I never heard of it.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:45 PM
Garrick tosses the urethra Ducketts to Sanya.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:45 PM
Vargas sees this as he walks out of the brig. What the fuck!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:45 PM
Emmett, do you have another bed?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
Gross. She throws them behind her.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
Seth turns beet red and begins erupting smoke out of his pores because he is so mad
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
What's wrong, 8ball man?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
Nothing.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
Garrick, I have an idea.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
Its with the stuff you took.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
SQUEMFET
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
I didn't take anything. Maybe Seth did.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:46 PM
Seth's head turns into a volcano and starts erupting as Seth starts to uncontrollably scream
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
Take a ounce of it. Its good shit man.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
GARRICK, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
8ball Does Volentina have a functioning Gameboy?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
Nope.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
SEEEEEEEEEEETH.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
Why is everyone screaming?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
8ball does emmet really ave my stuff
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
No.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
What the hell is going on?!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:47 PM
I'VE KNOWN YOUR NAME FOR 4 GUYS. ANYWAYS CAN THE OTTORI ROOM WITH YOU AND DAKARI?!?!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:48 PM
Give me my plostacian.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:48 PM
Yes. Sanya. What is your plan.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:48 PM
Volentina wandered out of the brig, namely away from the noise.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:48 PM
Seth.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:48 PM
Listen, turn off your comms.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:48 PM
Emmett muttered. oh yeah, technically i did tell you that.
I have a bed. There's an Ottori?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:48 PM
I have an idea. Emmett's currently not in his right mind.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:49 PM
FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:49 PM
Yeah, Seth rescued her and she got stuck in my pockets.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:49 PM
PLOSTACIAN WILL CLEAR THAT RIGHT UP!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:49 PM
I see.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:49 PM
Luckily i have some in my secret shirt pocket.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:49 PM
You want me to make some space?
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
Seth takes out a small wood pipe and puts on an old fashioned suit and tie
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
Yeah, we don't have any space in our room.
You could double up, Sanya.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
Emmett tried to cover his ears from the screaming 8ball head.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
Actually, i may have an idea
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
Yes please.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
I'll be right back.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
He then takes out a library with a fireplace and an armchair
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:50 PM
Vargas takes a quick sniff.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
Garrick leaves to tell Jess of her room reassignment.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
Thats some good shit right there.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
Seth pulls a book from the bookcase and then sits down, lighting his pipe
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
If Garrick won't help, i may have to do this myself.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
You think she has any skills for the crew? Emmett walked over to the crew quarters block.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
Its better than grass Emmet. I promise.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
emet
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
Garrick?
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:51 PM
Chapter One, Why I hate Mathias
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
You turn your coms off?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
No, I can hear you.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
Sanya followed Emmett, walking with him.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
Matthias was kind-of a douche, yeah.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
She might. She had to survive in my pockets.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
Vargas follows Emmet.
Where are the showers.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
Garrick follows Emmett.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:52 PM
Volentina notices the conga line of people. Huh.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
By the way my name is Vargas.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
Front of the ship and next to the quarters.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
Jessica follows Garrick.
Here's your roommate.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
Emmett turns around, seeing the apparent conga line.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
Thank you also who are you two.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
Uh... Oh hi!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
I swear.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
Reason one, Matthias feigns superiority even though he is a bird that is unable to fly
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:53 PM
"Hey." She barely recognizes him.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
Emmett stiffened his back and put his hoof on the back of his horns.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
Also, she needs clothes... HEY, SANYA
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
Jeez, it's been a long time.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
I'll check.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
So who are you Two?
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
Reason 2 Seth takes a puff of his pipe I hate birds
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
Oh, you're right there.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:54 PM
Seth blows smoke into the comms, causing smoke to emit from everyone's comms
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:55 PM
Emmett turns down his comms and tries to have a conversation with the Ottori. He waved away the smoke promptly.
Let's introduce ourselves again.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:55 PM
Reason 3, He is an asshole.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:55 PM
I'm Squemfet Tawfeek, but you can just call me Emmett.
(Sean, Isn't Matthias in your fanny pack)
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:56 PM
Matthias is angrily cawking from Seth's satchel.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:56 PM
Who is in my pockets
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:56 PM
Yes
Chapter 2, My relationship with Goddess of Lust
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:56 PM
Sanya, if it's an issue, I have clothing for her.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:56 PM
"I'm Jessica. Jess is fine."
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:56 PM
Oh never mind its just plostacian. Vargas takes a quick bump.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:57 PM
Alright.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:57 PM
Follow me, Jess.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:57 PM
There once was a fine young lady with a big busom and even bigger tush, I fancied her quite a bit back in my younger years. Every boy in town wanted a go at her, just to know how a romp with her would feel
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:57 PM
Sanya reaches up her hand to her flower, to receive an old kimono
Here.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:58 PM
"Okay." She hesitantly follows.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:58 PM
Ima wash up see you Sanya? and Garrick?
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 03:58 PM
Volentina would slowly turn her comms down until there was no noise coming from it. Better.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:58 PM
Emmett went into his room and opened the closet, making no mind to the sleeping Dakari. In it was a large variety of burgundy red elven shirts with various warm highlights.
I know I don't have very much variety.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:58 PM
Jesus.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
OK.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Sanya walks over to Emmetts room.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
This isn't about her. Instead, this is about an immortal goddess with perky tits, a flat stomach, and a bouncy ass, the very same one who is the reason for my curse
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Seth, what are you doing?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Here, something that would fit better.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Reading my dear son.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
"Huh? Oh, thank you... grass lady."
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Vargas washes up and puts on clean clothes.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
You wrote this?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 03:59 PM
Sanya throws the kimono in the room
The name is Sanya.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Emmett shrugged. Thought they have nothing.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Indeed I did.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Hello everyone.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Emmett hopped back onto his bed and leaned against the wall.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
I'm Vargas.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
8ball Is the ship there?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
You decide. You earned it!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Garrick, come here.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
I spent a very long treacherous nights writing this out
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:00 PM
Garrick comes.
Garrick comes.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
Do you know how to hardlock a door? She whispers
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
"THE RESTAURANT, LLAMANIAN UNDERGROUND, HAS ALMOST BEEN REACHED."
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
Sooooo Seth, want some drugs?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
The ottori also puts on actual clothes.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
GARRICK, NO CUMMING
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
Emmett shielded his eyes, respecting her privacy. (edited)
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
We need to keep Emmett in here.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
Im sorry what was that?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
We're almost there.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:01 PM
I could probably figure it out.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
Ill be the decoy
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
Any of you have a suit for me?
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
Im a little hard of hearing
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
Ill be the decoy.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
Good. try to do that.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
Seth takes out a big horn and puts it in his ear
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
8ball Can Garrick hardlock the door?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:02 PM
Majority rules! Vote on it!
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Thumbs_Down 3
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:03 PM
For some plostacian of course. I just need one ounce.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:03 PM
Emmett's jaw drops to the floor, his eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, he takes out a boxing glove and hits himself with it 17 times, pants like a dog, and yells AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turns to the audience and says in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:03 PM
We dont do drugs on this ship
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:03 PM
Vargas. Please shut up.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:03 PM
We are drug free
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:03 PM
What are you talking about, Seth?
You're constantly taking drugs.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Yeah Seth?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:04 PM
You just don't want me to have my race's drugs.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Seth turns his head 360 degrees and extends his neck out to Emmett's face
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Vargas traps Emmet in the ship and headsout as the decoy.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Garrick sneaks over and shuts the room door while Emmett is AWOOGAing at Jess.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Emmett's arms shook a bit from withdrawals.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:04 PM
Repeat that again sonny?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
Garrick, if you can, i need you to lock him in his room. We can't let him go out there.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
I'm turning off video comms.
You're fucking creepy.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
In the horn please?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
8ball does Vargas trap emmet on the ship and becomes the decoy
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
Person who’s after you decides!
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
Volentina just begins wandering around.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE GRASS. YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. YOU'RE ALWAYS SMOKING SPACE WEED.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:05 PM
Preston decide.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:06 PM
8ball does Garrick lock Emmett in
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:06 PM
Yes, but with a caveat decided by the person before you.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:06 PM
Emmett looks at the Ottori and frowns a little. Sorry for my language.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:06 PM
shut up boy!
YOU SHAN'T SPEAK TO YOUR DADDY THAT WAY
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Hey Emmet behave and ill give you some grass. Whispers Vargas.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Seth draws his belt from his pants and starts hunting for Emmett
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Emmett turns off his video comms.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:07 PM
"Yeah, it's a little weird-"
The lights go out in his room.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Nice job. C'mon, we've got a diner to infiltrate.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:07 PM
Uh... Emmett went to the light switch and flickered it a few times.
Lights are dead.
8ball Is the ship there?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
Y35.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
Seth arrives at Emmett's room
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
Nice teamwork. Hope they get along in the dark.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
GET OUT HER BOY
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
Emmett tries to open his hatch, getting no movement
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
Sean, Emmett's room is hardlocked.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
Seth, can you hear me?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
He can't leave
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS BEATING
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:08 PM
Open up the door!
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
Seth wouldn't know that though
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
just letting you know (edited)
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
Vargas kicks Seth in his balls. Ima save you Emmet.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
Three people are stuck in here.
Lights are out.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
Seth starts kicking Emmett's door
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
Seth knocks three times, says "Emmett", then knocks three times, and says "Emmett".
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW BOY
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:09 PM
I think Jess is uncomfortable being locked in here with us too.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
Sanya turns her comms back on.
Sorry Emmett.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
8ball can Jessica see in the dark
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
Most likely.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
What?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
Barely
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
Come on, Garrick. We've got to get going.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
8Ball Does Seth kick down the door and start beating Emmett with the belt?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
"It is a little darker..."
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:10 PM
8ball Does Seth kick down the door and start beating Emmett with the belt?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
Most Unlikely.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
It's an electric hatch.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
sean you cant
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
Dont tell me what I cant or can do.
8ball will decide.
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
Nope.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
Not you
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
im 8ball man
suck it up boyo
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
8ball Your mother?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
Outlook bad.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
yes
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:11 PM
And I said 8ball not 8ball man, retard.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:12 PM
Emmett sighs. My plant bestie just locked us in here.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:12 PM
Seth keeps kicking the door
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:12 PM
Sorry. I'm not letting you get yourself killed.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:12 PM
Seth you want some weeeeed?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
I can't see anything. Emmett bumped into his desk.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR YOU WRETCH, I WILL POKE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND DRAIN THEM INTO APPLE JUICE YOU BEAST OF A BOY
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
"Killed? What's this about?"
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
Whispers Vargas.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
Emmett puts his mouth to his watch and says loudly. You're not my squomma.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
t!choose Sanya | Garrick | Vargas | Volentina
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Tatsu BOT 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
🤔 | Brakia, I pick Vargas
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:13 PM
Seth ignores Vargas, intent on only trying to beat Emmett half to death
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
Sorry, Emmett. It's for your safety.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
Robot, you'll be the bait.
That hurts, Emmett.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
Emmett, my dear boy, open the door.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
You'll make me cry.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
Yo boy elf wanna get hiiiiiiiigh.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
She thinks I'm going to get myself killed by interacting with Llamanians.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
Boo hoo.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:14 PM
This shit will put you on the floor.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:15 PM
Emmett tried to make his way to his bed, bumping into pretty much everything.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:15 PM
Jess falls asleep on Emmett's bed.
"my bed...... zzzzzzzz..........."
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:15 PM
Garrick, Robot, Girl, come on. We're here.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:15 PM
You three have fun in there.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:15 PM
Emmett trips onto his bed. Wha-?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:15 PM
Hey wait a minute.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
Seth grabs the drugs Vargas is offering and throws it into the airlock. He then presses the button and jettisons it out into space
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
Im bait after all.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
No drugs, only half murder
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
Pussy.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
8ball Does Emmett trip onto Jess?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
Yes, but in a monotonous tone.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
Vargas says under his breath.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:16 PM
Shit, shit! Sorry!
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:17 PM
Ive done cooler shit than some faggot ass drugs that you claim wil put me on the ground
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:17 PM
Oh yeah tell me their names (edited)
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:17 PM
Emmett scoots to the side she wasn't on, pushing himself to the wall.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:18 PM
Jessica is still asleep
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:18 PM
Where exactly are we going? Volentina looks down at Sanya as she spoke.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:18 PM
You sleep hard, I guess.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:18 PM
She's slept on hard spring mattresses for 4 GUYs
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:18 PM
Bait! Come on, or i'll throw headfirst into the most dangerous group in the universe.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:18 PM
Ok.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Space dust, Spazz, Schlok Slime, Parkina Powder, Moon Crack, Solar Flare, Shaple Naple, Ive od'd hundreds of times
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Thats weeeeeeak shit.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Emmett sighs and gets under his covers. If you're awake, you might want to get under the blanket. It gets ridiculously cold in here.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Sanya grabs the robot and starts dragging him.
Come. On.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:19 PM
Whatever you say Nigger, you probably got your shit laced and impure
Now go away robonigger.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:20 PM
BTW im a biogenic
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:20 PM
I don't care.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:20 PM
Volentina slowly follows behind.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:20 PM
I make it myself douche.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:20 PM
Seth keeps banging on the door
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:21 PM
"Mmmh.. okay"
Jessica get under cover
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:21 PM
is currently walking around the ship and sees Seth banging on Emmett's door (edited)
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:21 PM
Its Seth banging on Emmetts door
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:21 PM
Seth, give it a rest man.
The others just hate me.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
Garrick, do you have any disguises?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
Garrick, Sanya, and Vargas leave the ship.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
What's happening guys? where is everyone?
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
I will beat you lifeless boy!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
I have some different clothing.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
And we're doing this for your own good, Emmett.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
Seth, mellow out man.
Actually, wait.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
Yeah, were sorry but its for the best.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
What's happening guys?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
Garrick pulls out a Marshmallow
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:22 PM
We're planning an assassination.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
If you can grab me my grass from the top cabinet in the kitchen and bring it to me in one piece, I'll open the door for you.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
That's totally kosher guys winks towards the camera
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Then you can tear me a new ass or whatever.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Cali, open up the door.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Garrick pulled out the Illegal Marshmallow.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Do not give him any grass.
I-
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
I could just pick the lock...
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
8ball Does Cali open the door?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
No.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Vargas burns the grass.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:23 PM
~D: No. NO. NOOOOO!~
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
He puts it back in fear and desperation.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
"No, Seth."
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
Give it back.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
8ball does Theylin turn into a puddle and go into Emmett's room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
No but actually yes.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
Emmett, I'm in your rooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
"I'm afraid I can't do that Captain."
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
"The crew unanimously believes that this door should not open."
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
I just lost the game.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:24 PM
I just lost the game.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:25 PM
Emmett didn't hear Theylin, and instead puts his arms around the Ottori for warmth.
Hope you don't mind this.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:25 PM
Alright, robot. Go in there and see if you can find our target.
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Sean. 04-Jun-20 04:26 PM
Gtg real quick
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:26 PM
I think Seth tampered with the air conditioning.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:26 PM
When you've found him, lead him back outside.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:26 PM
If he actually does manage to find the target, what then? Do we trap it or do we have weapons to attack?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:26 PM
Emmett looks to the LED air conditioning unit.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:26 PM
"I'm fine."
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:26 PM
You're lucky. I'm a trained assassin.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:27 PM
It's 4 Celsius!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:27 PM
Don't be an idiot, also.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:27 PM
That works.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:27 PM
When we get a good shot, they're as good as dead.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:27 PM
That's ridiculous...
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:27 PM
"Can I get money to buy more drugs?" (edited)
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:28 PM
Ok ima go in.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:28 PM
Wait, new plan
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:28 PM
Emmett shivered. You want to talk to pass the time?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:28 PM
If you can successfully complete this mission, we will buy you as many drugs as you want.
I hope you overdose.
Whoops, I didn't mean to say that out loud.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:29 PM
See if you can slip some of your drugs in the clients' food.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:29 PM
Fuck you Garrick.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:29 PM
I'll stab him in the bathroom.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:29 PM
The crew doesn't want me out because I'm a high value target.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:30 PM
Ill give im 20 ouncs of plostacian. Thatll kill himdead
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:30 PM
No. Just give him enough to get him sick.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:31 PM
Richard Jamerez
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:31 PM
5 ounces is the safe at most. 7ounces ok
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:31 PM
If he dies in the restaurant, it'll be suspicious.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:31 PM
I don't really know why the galaxy is against me.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:31 PM
We don't want him dead in the middle of the restaurant. Exactly
It's better if someone else finds him dead.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:31 PM
I didn't do anything wrong.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:31 PM
Yeah but it takes a few minutes for it to get through the system
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:32 PM
"Who's after you?"
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:32 PM
Emmett takes off his watch and sticks it on the bedside table.
Everyone, really.
Even Vargas, I think. The stupid 8ball guy.
I don't really do much to protect myself though.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:32 PM
"I'm after you!" Romantic music starts playing, the lighting becomes sepia, their eyes become hearts
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:33 PM
8ball is EmmettFlower canon?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:33 PM
I guess not.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:33 PM
he'll be on his ship on gone before he dies
come on 20 ounces
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:33 PM
stops being puddle
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
8ball is there heavy romantic subtext between them
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Yes, but with a caveat decided by the next person.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
No. We need someone to discover the body.
That's how assassination works.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
yea
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
The more public location, the better.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Sanya, what's my job?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
I can set it up to look like he was doing a line.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:34 PM
You could put enough in to poison the target, but not enough to kill him near instantly.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Just listen to me. Get the job done.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Exactly.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Emmett pushed his cheek into her fur. Yeesh, you're warm.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
This is how it will go.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
8ball does Sanya become a puddle?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Majority rules! Vote on it!
👎 5
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
But yeah.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Vargas ignores sonya.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
The whole galaxy is against me.
And I have no freedom.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:35 PM
"Our planet was pretty cold."
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:36 PM
What about you?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Robot, if you fuck this up, i will kill you myself. (edited)
This plan will work, IF you follow the plan.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:37 PM
What do /i do?
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:37 PM
We will ask my 8ball
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:37 PM
"I've been kinda stuck in darkness for, like, 17 years. Life before all that was pretty nice, though."
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:37 PM
You tried to marry Garrick, right?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Just stay in the ship. Too many chefs in the kitchen ruins the dish.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:38 PM
8ball does vargas plan work
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:38 PM
Neigh.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:38 PM
"Yeah. There were two of him, though, so it was a little weird at first..."
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:38 PM
Tfw ur a glorified babysitter
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:38 PM
You know what youre awesome cool so ill listen.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:38 PM
He has commitment issues.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Vargas says in a happy tone.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Fine, whatever works.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:39 PM
"He's an interesting character..."
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:39 PM
8ball Is Richard seen entering the establishment?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Most Unlikely.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Lets do both plans Sayna.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:40 PM
8ball does Emmett conveniently become The HULK?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Bro, your action made it. Welcome to the party. (Yes).
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:40 PM
No. Just listen to my plan.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Awh, fuck.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:40 PM
The line of coke thougggggh.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Bruh moment
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
Emmett lets go of Jess and his arms begin to bulken up.
Not again!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
Do not jeopardize the mission for your addiction.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
I thought I stopped this!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
Emmett?
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
watches Emmett hulk out
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
What's happening? (edited)
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
It-t's the Crave! It's back!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
Theylin chokes him, you finish him off, then i set up the line of coke.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:41 PM
"Emmett?? What's going on??"
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
I thought I took therapy for this!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
That way it looks like he od.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Garrick, overlook the operation. Make sure the Robot doesn't do anything dumb.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Emmett hops off the bed to get away from Jess.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
I'll watch stealthily.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
I'll handle Megalosquotia here
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
I'm about to get really vicious.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Sanya hands Garrick her knife
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Don't be alarmed.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:42 PM
You do the stabbing.
Sanya runs back to the ship.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Yaaaaay.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Uh, alright?
Have fun.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Emmett! Just stay calm!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Richard sits there at his table. He looks at his watch. "He's late."
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Ill plant the drugs to look like a mess.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Hey sheep guy! Come and get me!!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:43 PM
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED GRASS!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Jessica looks at Emmett's monstrous form.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:44 PM
I burned it Emmet.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:44 PM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jessica finds it hot.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:44 PM
no.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:44 PM
Vargas watches target as he enters the booth.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Emmett's jaw locks into a lower state, refusing him the ability to close his mouth. He howls in pain.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH (edited)
Emmett's eyes popped out a bit.
AWOOOGA!
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Emmett, come and get me you lil bitch
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
8ball Can Sanya open the Dorr?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Signs point to no.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
SHIT!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
8ball Does Jessica somehow have a syringe that temporarily cures the Crave?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Sí.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Garrick, change of plans!
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
8ball can vargas open the door
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Sanya, what the hell is going on?!
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
8ball does Theylin take the form of a water female FNAF Foxy
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
ԗݛ. (No).
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
We're switching. Open the door!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Nope.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Sanya grabs the knife
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Uh, alright. Vargas, stick to the plan.
They pass the baton and switch.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
I have to use the bathroom.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Emmett tries to prevent himself from getting to Jess, causing him to crash into his closet. (edited)
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Vargas drugs the food as he walks by.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
drugs have been planted (edited)
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
8ball Does Volentina keep a good watch over the place?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
N Word. (No).
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Not bad.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:47 PM
AWWWH!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:48 PM
8ball does Garrick open the door successfully
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Nope.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Ok all good.
Target goes to bathroom.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:48 PM
8ball Does Emmett get up and crash into the bedroom door?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:48 PM
N.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Squemfet don't feel too good.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Vargas heads to bathroom soon after.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Hurriedly, Jessica pulls out a weird-looking syringe labeled "Anti-Crave" and pokes Emmett with it.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
8ball Does Sanya complete this mission without a hitch?`
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
N0.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Vargas is GAYYYYYYYY??????????
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
"Uhm... is this what it's for?"
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Richard sighs, being ditched from his dinner.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Volentina proceeds to turn the page on the book she was reading. Huh, I'm sure this is a good book. If only I could understand what it says.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
"Are you serious?"
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Um...
Shit.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:49 PM
"The man said he was going to pay for this."
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
You were supposed to stay in there.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
"This was a waste of time."
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
`
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
*Vargas plants the drugs to make it look like a drug dealer did the deed. (edited)
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Emmett, chill out! Jessica, did you happen to pick up a weird-looking syringe while in my pockets?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
"Wait, are you the guy?"
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
um....
Yes. Yes I am.
I am the... Guy.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Emmett pushed Jessica to the side, using more force than he wanted.
LET SQUEMFET OUT!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
"Yeah... I poked Emmett with it. Is it gonna stop, I'm scared-"
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Sanya hides her knife.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
"AAH! OW, MY LEG!"
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Excuse my lateness.
Come, let us sit.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
I'm coming in! Garrick finally reaches the door and goes through it.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
8ball does planting drugs work.
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
No but actually yes.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
8ball does Richard believe that Sanya's knife is a steak knife?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Most Unlikely.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:52 PM
Garrick sees the chaos and uses the syringe. (edited)
Hold still, buddy.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:52 PM
Emmett fell back, his muscles coming back to shape.
SQUEMFETT NEEDS TO GET OUT.
"Why are you so late?"
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:53 PM
Vargas watches him as he put to much forgetting to measure.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
I was attacked by a group of assassins. I was lucky to fend them off, but i lost a few crew members. (edited)
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
8ball does Volentina continue to read despite not understanding the language?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Outlook good.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
8ball does Garrick successfully unlock the door
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Without a doubt.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Vargas watches as the target shits himself then oding
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Go! Out!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Hence the Knife. You can never be too safe.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Emmett just lies there, his jaw coming back into shape.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
Luckly i have this pockt knife to make sure hes dead.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
SQUEMFETT.... I think.... I think I'm fine.
Sorry Jess.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
You alright, Jes- oh.
She is unconscious.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
vARGAS WHISPERS TO HIMSELF
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
"That looks bloody. You hurt someone?"
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
I'm doing your mom Trey
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
Vargas geads back to the ship.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 04:55 PM
`
pulls out cocoa puffs and starts slicing onions to put on top (edited)
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:56 PM
I had to. Unfortunately, the world we live in is harsh.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Emmett gets up and stares at Jess, standing next to Garrick.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Damn, Emmett. You wrecked your room AND our new crew member.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:56 PM
I'm unstable, man.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Job is done Sayna.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:56 PM
"Mhm... So what do you want to drink?"
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Vargas has been watching a completely different person.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Vargas thinks oops wrong person.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:57 PM
8ball Does Richard have a weapon of his own?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Messiah Otter Bath Water
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Aaah sorry im here.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Emmett picks up the Ottori, having a bit of trouble.
She's... heavy...
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:58 PM
8ball Does Sanya secretly pull out a bottle of Liquid Death?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 04:58 PM
N.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 04:58 PM
A crew memeber requires my assistance be right back.
Vargas drugs the right plates this time.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 04:59 PM
"You notice that weird black guy?"
"Strange how they let these people in here."
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Brody 04-Jun-20 04:59 PM
Yeah. He's off-putting.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:00 PM
Damn! Emmett accidentally drops her onto his bed.
I meant to place her down.
I'm a terrible friend.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:00 PM
Be careful, dude.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:01 PM
Vargas sneaks into the back kitchen.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:01 PM
Anyways, you think Iris could fix her?
We don't have a medic.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:01 PM
Iris would probably bake her a cast.
Or whatever.
I'll take care of her.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:01 PM
8ball does Vargas successfully drug the target.
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:01 PM
NOOOOOO!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:01 PM
I know you guys wanted to keep me safe and all.
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Michael 04-Jun-20 05:02 PM
8ball does Theylin eat pie?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:02 PM
You don’t got it.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:02 PM
"Waiter!"
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:02 PM
The target doesn't notice his weird behavior yet.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:02 PM
"Come here and get the flower some water. She looks dry."
But honestly, I don't think I'm safe.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:03 PM
Oh, thank you. Sanya fucking hates this man. So much. (edited)
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:03 PM
Maybe that's the reason what the Llamanians want me gone.
We're vile creatures.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:04 PM
Now, shall we talk about the elephant in the room?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:04 PM
"Good on him. Give me some sparkling tea."
"What's an elephant?"
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:04 PM
Garrick sighs. This whole Crave thing only exists because of your withdrawals. The fact that it's happening at least proves that it's working.
Don't worry about it.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Vargas Jumps off the roof.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:05 PM
"Did you hear someone fall off the roof?"
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Ah, it's an old Earth Saying. It was apparently an animal. I believe the saying refers to bigger issues.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:05 PM
I'm exhausted, Garrick.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Oh, i think it's that offputting man.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:05 PM
I've been exhausted for days.
Nothing has helped.
"I don't see any problems aside from you acting odd. Come and have a seat. Drink."
"Food will be out soon."
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:07 PM
ok.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Yes, yes. Apologies. The strangeness of the diner must be getting to me.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:07 PM
"Yes. Strangeness."
Richard pulls out his acid blaster from beneath the table.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:08 PM
Sanya notices the rustling, and slowly pulls out her knife.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:08 PM
"You think I'm retarded?"
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:08 PM
You wouldn't want to make a scene, would you?
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:08 PM
Emmett yawns. Can you please get out of my room?
I'm trying to get some shuteye.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Sure, man. You keeping Jess with you?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Listen to me, here and now. You've very clearly never met a Floran. (edited)
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Volentina sets down the book and watches the commotion go down from her spot. Uh oh.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:09 PM
I'll try to keep her intact.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:09 PM
None of her bones are broken or anything she just got the wind knocked out of her
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:10 PM
She turns her comms back up to talk with those back on the ship Uh guys, things are starting to turn sour.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:10 PM
Vargas wakes up and walks into the diner.
That was fun.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:10 PM
While my crew maybe be retarded, i assure you, i am a trained assassin.
So do not test me.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:11 PM
"I bet you're hiding something valuable in that yacht of yours."
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:11 PM
Garrick leaves the room.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:11 PM
Maybe. But I assure you, you won't get a chance to learn.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:11 PM
The lights also went back on after Garrick unlocked the door.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:11 PM
Emmett stares at the wreckage. He picks up his holodevice and kicks some desk rubble into the hallway.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:12 PM
8ball does Garrick turn his comms back on
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:12 PM
Nah.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:12 PM
"Trust me, I'll learn."
Richard stands up, and four more Llamanians come in front of him.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:12 PM
I'm just gonna go get something from the fridge...
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:12 PM
"Take care of the egotistical flower for me."
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:12 PM
Cocky. I like that. Makes the meat tastier when they try to fight back.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Hey who wants to fight me!?! Winner gets 10 pounds of weed.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Sanya draws her Sword
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Hello? Things are starting to get worse. She spoke into the comms trying to get the attentin of those on the ship.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:13 PM
The Llamanians crowd her. He zips off to the ship.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Robot, After Him!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Vargas attacks him.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Garrick feels a disturbance in the force and turns his comms back on.
Everything alright in there?
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
No! Quite the opposite!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Sanya Cuts down the first Llamanian easily.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
No. In fact, the opposite happens.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Emmett gets to his watch and mutters into it. Sorry man---er, woman. I need to make sure I didn't hurt someone. Good night. (edited)
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
It's a bust, target has taken off and Sanya's surrounded
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Im not a robot im a BIOGENIC.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
All for me? You shouldn't have.
I'll eat well for quite a while.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Richard opens up the Pummeler hatch and explores.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:14 PM
AFTER HIM!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
8ball does Garrick hear the hatch open
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Yes, but in a monotonous tone.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
GARRICK, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Vargas chases him with his superspeed.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Uh, yeah, I noticed.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Sanya cuts down 2 more
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
"Nice place you got here."
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Vargas tackles him.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Garrick draws his Skeletal Khopesh.
You know, we had a plan and all, but there were no specifications as to how we kill you.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:17 PM
"I'll drain your fluid, 8ball." He kicks Varga to the side and sprays him with the acid blaster. He then looks to Garrick.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Sanya finishes up in the diner and runs to the ship.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Vargas pulls out his swords.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Listen, Meat. This is the end.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:17 PM
After wiping the acid off.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:18 PM
"You know, there's no specifications that you guys get to kill me."
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Oh, trust me. I will.
Garrick takes a few swings at Richard.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Vargas slashes his leg.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:18 PM
He's mine. I had to eat dinner with this bastard.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:18 PM
8ball Does Richard hop over the Floran and run into the depths of the ship?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Person who’s before you decides!
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:19 PM
No, because he got his legs slashed and falls over
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Vargas drives the sword through him.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Sanya picks the llama
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Richard takes out his comms. "Backup, now."
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:19 PM
8ball Does Sanya stb him, here and now?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Most likely.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:20 PM
A quick stab to the chest
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:20 PM
But fails to hit anything vital
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:20 PM
There's more coming towards the ship and fast! Volentina spoke into the comms.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Richard holds his chest, dropping the blaster.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:21 PM
8ball does Vargas kill Robert
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Of course not!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Resilient, aren't you?
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:21 PM
We got backup to worry about. You two take care of him, I'll meet up with Girl.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:21 PM
"You're lucky I forwent getting those chest implants." He said this while panting.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
8ball Does Volentina find an item outside the ship to attempt to hold off backup?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Spell it with me now, N-O.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Garrick meets up with Girl AKA Volentina
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Lucky, lucky me. Means it's easy to eat you.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
A group of Llamanian guards come in, each with plasma blasters with anti-spectral enhancements.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
So, I have no weapon. And there's a lot on the way. She awkwardly laughs.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
It's a real shame you came this far.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:22 PM
Garrick pulls out a Bee Gun.
Here you go, Teddy.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Robot, go help with the backup.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
He tosses it to Volentina.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
I'll stay with the corpse here. (edited)
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Vargas elbows him in the stomach. Bitch.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
What the hell is this- Whatever, how does it work? She caught the weapon and gives it a quick inspection.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Emmett tosses all of the rubble out and sits on the edge of his bed, brandishing his Maggo.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
It shoots bees.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:23 PM
"Herte? What are you? Fermian?"
Richard was slowly crawling away.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Garrick replaces his Khopesh with a Hammer.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:24 PM
I uh, ok this can work. She aims it towards the others, readying it.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Vargas stabs him a bunch.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Sanya stabs his pant leg, keeping him stuck. (edited)
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:24 PM
I prefer ranged, but I can work with this.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:24 PM
8ball Do the Llamanians start to fire?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Yigga.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Vargas runs over there.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
No no, you don't escape from me.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
8ball Does Garrick throw the Hammer and knock a few down like bowling pins
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Of course!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
You're my prey now.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Vargas slashes 2 down.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Richard struggles to take off his pants.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Gross, dude. Take your death with dignity.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:25 PM
The Llamanians block Vargas's swords with their Riot Shields.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Down! Volentina yells as she kind of dives behind the nearest piece of cover.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
8ball Does Sanya stab his hand in place?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
My reply is no.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
I'll let you have a bit of fun.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Richard ends up taking his pants off and tries to make a run for it, holding his chest.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
8ball does Vargas kill all intruders.
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Nyet.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:26 PM
It's fun to watch you struggle.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Garrick pulls out a vial of Liquid Death.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:27 PM
One of the Llamanians shoot directly at Sanya while she was distracted.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:27 PM
8ball Does Volentina successfully fire the Bee Gun?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:27 PM
No moment.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Shi-
She falls to the ground
Ow.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:27 PM
How do I fire this thing???
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Garrick flies up and spills the Liquid Death all over the Llamanians. It hits, like, half of them.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
~D: Get Up. You've had worse.~
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
JUST PULL THE TRIGGER OR SOMETHING!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Vargas killls the remaining Llamanians a second later.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Richard hobbles to the crew quarters, tripping over the immense amount of desk and door rubble.
"MY EYES!"
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
WHERE'S THE TRIGGER?!
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
"I'M BURNING!"
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Vargas tackles Richard.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Sanya throws her knife at the firing Llama, killing him
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:28 PM
They proceed to shoot at Garrick in particular now. One of them has an anti-spectral bayonet. He's swiping at Garrick.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Vargas goes to help sayna.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:29 PM
I'm going after Richard. Go help the others.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:29 PM
I just did.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Garrick is still floating above them.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Emmett notices Richard.
You okay there, dude?
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Sanya starts running after Richard
Shit. He found Emmett!
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
"What?"
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
Volentina finally finds the trigger and unleashes bees at two Llamanians.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
Shit-
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
BEEEEEEEES!!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
Sanya trips over rubble.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
Emmett comes out of the room to find Richard and Sanya fallen over his rubble.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
Emmett!
Look out! (edited)
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:30 PM
The bees swarm around the Llamanians and also start going towards Volentina.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Shit.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Well, I'll see you later, Llamanian. Or Richard. Whatever. Emmett fires at Richard.
"A BIOGEN-"
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:31 PM
8ball Does Volentina run back successfully escaping the the bees?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Sí.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:31 PM
A swab of maggots entered his orifices, eating his organs from the inside out.
That's gruesome!
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:32 PM
Dude, gross. I was going to eat that.
Sanya picks herself up and dusts herself off.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:32 PM
sloppy richard
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Damn, one of them ruined my shirt.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Emmett stretched. Hey, can you guys clean up after me?
I'm going to bed.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:33 PM
With someone else in your bed? (edited)
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Garrick goes back inside the ship, having dealt with the Llamanians.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:34 PM
Volentina follows behind Garrick. Hey, you want this back? She holds out the Bee Gun to Garrick.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:34 PM
Richard hit me.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:34 PM
Yeah, thanks. He pockets the Bee Gun.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:35 PM
Im dying.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:35 PM
She gave a nod with a sigh before sitting down on the floor against the wall, catching her breath.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:35 PM
Emmett takes his pink nightshirt out and takes off his current shirt. We bonded, I think.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:35 PM
Garrick cries tears of joy after hearing the good news.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:35 PM
I don't think I have another bed, anyhow.
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Well then. Be safe, you too. Sanya walks back to her room.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Bye Bye.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:36 PM
8ball Does Garrick toss something at Vargas out of pure joy? If so, does it somehow heal his body entirely?
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:36 PM
My reply is no.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:36 PM
sanya/garrick moment
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:37 PM
8ball does dfjh87vbcgbni]0om
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FF 8Ball BOT 04-Jun-20 05:37 PM
Yes, but in a monotonous tone.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Well... Volentina, you're in charge of cleaning up. (edited)
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Brody 04-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Good work out there, Garrick. You may have the makings of an assassin.
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ScootyDooty 04-Jun-20 05:38 PM
She gives him a thumbs up before slowly getting to her feet and heading off towards the cleaning closet. (edited)
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Emmett closes his hatch, getting back in his bed. In a few seconds, he realized he forgot to ask one of them to bump up the AC.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Vargas stay in medbayfor a week
I have to stay in medbay for a week.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:39 PM
Thanks, Sanya. I've gotten a lot of practice in the past few years, I guess it paid off.
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Please visit.
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Zander 04-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Seth Emmett Sanya + Garrick Chomsky Iris Dakari Valentina Rachell Theylin, Vargas (edited)
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Æsir 04-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Vargas passes out from exertion and blood loss.
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Trey Moment 04-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Space Rule #92: Don't do drugs, kids.
zanpog 1
bruhdy 1
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Æsir 08-Jun-20 03:12 PM
Vargas wakes up (edited)
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:45 PM
8ball Is the ship setting course to Zarazoga-9?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Spanish no.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:46 PM
8ball does the ship head towards Zarazoga-9?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Outlook bad.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Is currently working on his prototypes
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Emmett stretches and wakes up. He was pretty well rested, given that he was the earliest to fall and the latest to wake up.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Vargas gets up and falls.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Emmett puts on his communicator. Goood morning, everyone!
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Hey Emmett
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Volentina was just wandering around the place, cleaning around a little
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:47 PM
*Morning .Vargas says groggily.* (edited)
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:48 PM
So what's the plan for today?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Mateo does a routine check of his belongings, finding everything is in place.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:48 PM
starts walking towards the kitchen
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Good as usual.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:48 PM
The moment Emmett got out of his bed, he noticed how messy and stained his bed was. Sheesh, he had a rough night.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:48 PM
8ball Is there a random snack sitting on his bedside table, there from an unknown person?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 04:48 PM
No.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Can i get some help getting up? I'm to weak to walk on my own.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Huh. I need a shower.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:49 PM
8ball does Theylin find anyone else in the kitchen?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Neigh.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:49 PM
starts speaking through his communicator Hey Emmett, where is the food exactly?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Anyhow, everyone, we're going to a mystery place. Garrick and Sanya call it a treat or a vacation on their behalf.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Mateo walks out to the kitchen to prepare something simple
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Oh, Hello uhhhh..... what's your name? I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting each other
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Brahmin Biscuts. Straight classic. (edited)
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Food's in the fridge or the cupboards, Theylin.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 04:50 PM
8ball does volentina pull a Nutri-grain bar in her scarf?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:50 PM
Anyone?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Name's Mateo. Et toi?
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Volentina begins humming quietly to herself as she nibbles on the bar
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Can i at least get some crutches.
Whatever.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:52 PM
Name's Theylin, joined up about a week ago. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. wipes off the motor oil that's on his hands and holds out his hands to shake hands with Mateo (edited)
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:52 PM
Vargas slowly walks to the kitchen.
Vargas ignores Theylin because of his greasy hands.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:52 PM
You look like the first grease monkey on this ship.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:53 PM
Funny.
Vargas chuckles.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:53 PM
I was up for the position of a Grand Engineer from where I came from, had to turn it down due to needing to go on my pilgrimage
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Just please don't get things messy Volentina spoke to Theylin as she walked past
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Everyone else seems either batshi- um, batCRAP, crazy, or wanted in some sector.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:54 PM
Not meeeeeee.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:55 PM
That sucks, well hopefully I'll stay not crazy.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:55 PM
You never know in this world.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Volentina broke her Nutri-Grain bar in half and held it out towards Mateo I don't believe I've seen you here yet?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Vargas shakes his 8ball and ask, Should i have cereal for breakfast?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:56 PM
True that dude, now I gotta get back before my prototype combusts on itself, if you ever need any tune ups on your gear or equipment just head to my room.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Probably not. I've spent this week tending to my gear.
Mateo gladly accepts the grain bar. (edited)
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Could you sharpen my swords?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:57 PM
You want me to waste my time doing something that'll take you 10 minutes with a whet stone?
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 04:58 PM
She gives a subtle nod before going back to wandering around the ship
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 04:58 PM
Where's Emmet?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 04:58 PM
sigh Bring it by my shop and I'll take a look at it.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:00 PM
8ball does Vargas have biotenic swords?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:00 PM
Yay.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:02 PM
8ball Did Mateo manage to keep his entire arsenal when passing through checkpoints?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:02 PM
Don't count on it.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:03 PM
As soon as Emmett reached the bathroom, Emmett felt a weight upon his neck. He checked and noticed a leash. Emmett panicked. Fuck!
Not again!
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:03 PM
I’ll be on in a second
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:03 PM
Still rather disappointing I lost some of my arsenal.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:04 PM
Emmett tried to take off the leash to no avail.
Oh come on. Garrick?!
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:04 PM
8ball is Theylin able to draft up a blueprint to show one of the captains for approval?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:04 PM
It is certain.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:04 PM
speaks through his communicator Emmett please come to my room, I have something to show you (edited)
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Who is speaking, again?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Vargas follows being noisy.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Theylin a.k.a Waterboy
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:05 PM
He whispers to himself.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:05 PM
* (edited)
I'll be in there then. Wait a moment. You don't have a room.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:06 PM
Volentina would soon circle back around, running into Mateo Hello again.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Are you talking about the living block?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Yes Captain
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Vargas crashes into Volantina trying to follow them.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:07 PM
8ball Does Volentina have a smooth stone to fidget with?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Majority rules! Vote on it!
👍 4
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:07 PM
Ow!
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:08 PM
She was rubbing a stone in her hand (edited)
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:08 PM
Emmett took the end of the leash and walked himself over to the living room. He smelled like wet dog from all of his sweat in the night.
Yes, They-lin?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:09 PM
stares at Emmett's leash for a second Why do you have a leash on? (edited)
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:09 PM
What is that Volantina?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Garrick put it on me to prank me, I think.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Mateo notices the fidgeting Volentina is doing.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:09 PM
That's a bruh moment
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Habit?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:09 PM
Either that, or Jess.
Where is she, anyhow?
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
A little bit yeah. Really noticeable?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
°
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
Okay, now for what I called you here for pulls out his rough draft of his prototype This is a small project I've been working on
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
I've got to go!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
Æ
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:10 PM
O-kay... Emmett sat next to Theylin on the couch.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:11 PM
Çest
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:11 PM
Vargas starts watching Theylin and Emmett.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:11 PM
This would have us require less fuel and allow our engines to partially be powered by solar power. I would like your permission to build a prototype and eventually implement it on our ship
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:11 PM
I mean you don't exactly try and hide it, do you?
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:11 PM
Ÿøû`rē Wêłčõmę
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:12 PM
8ball did Garrick prank Emmett with the leash
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:12 PM
Don't count on it.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:12 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOW! Vargas whispers to himself.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:12 PM
Well, I don't know that I'm doing it half the time so I would assume no.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:12 PM
It was jess
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:12 PM
I guess I'm just overly perceptive.
Comes with the trade.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Let me see that. Emmett took the blueprints over and checked them out.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Vargas just sits nearby eavsdropping.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:13 PM
8ball Can Emmett comprehend the blueprints?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:13 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Eagle eye, or just one to notice things?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Yeesh, your writing is... It's something.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Well, I'd be dead by now if I wasn't this perceptive. (edited)
Did I mention my time in the GSS?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Well, I'm used to writing underwater... sorry mate
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Yeah, this can do. But I don't know if I can trust you with my baby.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
She gave a bit of a half shrug Fair. And I can't say you have, do tell?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
No Mateo.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:14 PM
Plus the table in here isn't all that great
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:15 PM
I was recruited for, um, my skills.
Yeah, my skills.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Garrick emerges from the living quarters. He wasn't sleeping, he was just there.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:15 PM
If we could get a scrap ship for me to test a prototype on, we could test the feed back on the ship
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:15 PM
No kidding ya weeb.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:15 PM
These certain skills, may or may not have made me more qualified to get shot at.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:15 PM
Vargas says jokingly.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
Emmett hadn't noticed the ghost. Getting a scrap ship will prove difficult. (edited)
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
He flips on his comms. Yo, Emmett. You're finally up.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
Well we could always go back to the junkyard
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
What's with the leash?
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
Sounds like you joined the military. She let out a bit of laughter
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
How about my old ship?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
That place had all the materials there except for one.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
Who new the military and Hell were synonymous.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
Yeah, I'm up. Get this leash off of me. The leash had an obvious lock upon it.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:16 PM
The one Seth wrecked!
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Close enough to each other anyway.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Yeah. Wish I would've known.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:17 PM
8ball does Vargas find the key?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:17 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:17 PM
I found the key Emmett.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Join for one reason, end up being a body shield with a gun
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
8ball Does an alarm go off on Mateo's FitBot?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Outlook bad.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Someone's gotta do it, I guess.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
8ball is there a source of anti-matter anywhere near Zarazoga-9?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Nope.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Garrick, this isn't funny. You must've heard me sleeptalking.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:18 PM
Until our fucked up politicians decide to hop off their asses and make peace.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Well, I did. But you do that a lot, so I ignored you.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Which won't seem to happen. Politics are just one side screaming at the other with no end it seems like
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:19 PM
It was on the coms Emmett. It was disturbing.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Emmett takes the key from Vargas and hastily tried to unlock the leash. The key broke within it. CRAP!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:19 PM
Yep. A bunch of old men throwing their children at each other.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:20 PM
Wait.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:20 PM
Volentina let out another single laugh Couldn't have summed it up any better!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:20 PM
I sleeptalk a lot?
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:20 PM
Yeah.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:20 PM
Thats it. Where is the plasma cutter.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Kinda weird.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:21 PM
What do I say? Emmett stood up from the couch.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Theylin starts to compose a list of materials
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Stuff about flowers and marbles.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:21 PM
Yeah, I guess when you spend 16 semesters without anyone to talk to, you have a lot of time to think up some analogies.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:22 PM
t!choose
t!help choose
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Tatsu BOT 09-Jun-20 05:22 PM
t!choose
Makes a choice for you
Examples
t!choose cat | dog | bird chooses between a cat, a dog or a bird.
Usages
t!choose <option 1> | <option 2> | [options...]
Aliases
choose
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:22 PM
*Vargas asks his 8ball, *should i launch myself out the airlock for fun?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:22 PM
I hate marbles.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:22 PM
His 8ball says no, dumbass.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Analogies, solutions, ideas, theories... Lot's of time gives lots of thoughts.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Emmett sniffed and covered his nose.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Come on, 2/3.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:23 PM
Sheesh. I reek.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Vargas rolls again. Yes bitch.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
I'm going to take a shower. Anyone need to go?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Sometimes, you wish not to think.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Nah in a lil bit
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Just do.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
t!choose Adamantite | Solid Cocaine | Ligmantium | Ballantium | Frallite | Feltium | Bruhium | Marblite | Upytimeite
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Tatsu BOT 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
🤔 | Shark boi, I pick Bruhium
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Vargas rolls his 8ball again.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:24 PM
Seth awakes
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Just do it. Yes.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:25 PM
After some time you kind of learn to not think. Maybe.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Good morning USA, I got a feeling that its going to be a wonderful day.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Welp ima jump out the airlock. Anyone wanna join?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:25 PM
Seth is immediately shocked by the American Dad Empire.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:25 PM
AUGHH
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Seeeeeeeth. Cooooome ooooooon.
Jump out the airlock with me.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Emmett leaves the block, having been ignored. He proceeded to enter the bathroom to shower.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:26 PM
8ball Does Seth airlock Vargas?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Neigh.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:26 PM
Yahoooooooooo!!!
Coming back.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Alright Emmett Theylin walks up to Emmett My Spearos Prototype Engine will require a shit ton of Bruhium for the frame and parts, Harnessed Anti-matter for the energy source, and solar panels made out of Ligmantium
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Yo Emmett wait up, I'll join you.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Oops! Forgot to take off my comms-
Emmett turned around, in his boxers.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:27 PM
8ball does everyone except Garrick follow Emmett into the bathroom (Instead, Seth airlocks Vargas.) (edited)
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:27 PM
No, but something that the person before you decides upon happens.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:27 PM
Theylin.
Please get out.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Oh, I didn't realize you were showering. My apologies
leaves bathroom
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Seth picks Vargas up and sets him in the airlock
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Thank you.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Seth pushes the button
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Yahoooooooo.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:28 PM
8ball Does the bathroom hatch get locked?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:28 PM
Nope.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Coming back.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:29 PM
The world is your oyster
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Aaah. Now for that shower.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:29 PM
Emmett gets in the shower, mildly irritated by his leash and Theylin's intrusion.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:29 PM
His anti-western sentiments run deep.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:30 PM
\
Vargas gets back in the way he did last time.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Garrick pulls out the Seth Blowup Doll.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:31 PM
8ball does Vargas make it back into the ship?
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:31 PM
...This is not mine.
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Majority rules! Vote on it!
Thumbs_Down 4
👍 3
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:31 PM
Thats kind of a poser move.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:32 PM
Actually. Emmett grabbed his watch. Garrick. Where are we going again? (edited)
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:32 PM
He tosses the Doll in Seth's direction.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:32 PM
8ball Does Mateo's FitBot have an alarm that is set off?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:32 PM
Da.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Да
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Ah. Time to work out.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:33 PM
An international video gaming tournament
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Zarazoga-9.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Seth kicks in the bathroom door
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:33 PM
I'm assuming that the alarm means workout time?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:33 PM
Stevo! My main man!
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:34 PM
According to Sanya, it's a nice ocean planet.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:34 PM
Zarazoga!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:34 PM
Hell yeah. You ever get your blood pumping?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:35 PM
That's a tropical paradise!
Are you guys taking us on a vacation or something?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:35 PM
Seth begins to emit a car alarm sound
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:35 PM
Literally or figuratively?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Any way you see it.
Mateo gives a blatantly obvious wink. (edited)
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Emmett heard the hatch kicked in and jumped. Seth?
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:36 PM
She just kind of blinked with a stare. Sure. Yeah.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:36 PM
Seth don't scare me like that!
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:36 PM
DO DA DEE DEE DA DOO DA
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
Surprise!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
I'm kidding. I'd die if I broke my own standard.
That being not being a douchebag.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
8ball does Theylin turn into a liquid marble?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
Person who’s before you decides!
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
Seth throws open the shower curtains
UH OH!
Seth picks up Emmett
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
No.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
Vargas cusses Seth out in the vaccum of space.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
Would you literally die if you became a douche?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:37 PM
What the fuck!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:38 PM
My self image would, I guess.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Take a seat Roger
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Emmett tried to get out of the strongman's grasp.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Seth puts Emmett down in the seat
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:38 PM
It's one of those things where you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:38 PM
Fair. Only question is, how long would it take to become the villain?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
This is Alcoholics Anonymous, here they will help you Roger
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
The hope is you never reach that point.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
Vargas realizes he has his comms.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
Emmett shivered from his wet fur. He covered his crotch, embarrassed. Seth, come on.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
You got potential kid.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
Let me finish.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
And you can't teach that
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:39 PM
You got a potential kid.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Vargas takes some plostacian and it calms him down.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Mateo notices the naked fur-thing being carried, giving a blank stare. (edited)
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Seth opens a can of peas
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Not for all, some try to reach that point as fast as possible.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Eat your peas Hayley
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Emmett tried to get up.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
I'm not sure if I should be surprised.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:40 PM
Seth shoves the can into Emmett mouth
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:41 PM
Vargas calls out to Emmett. Help Seth sent me into space! On repeat.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:41 PM
Emmett spits out the can and makes a run for it.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:41 PM
So you can grow strong enough to fight off president Clinton's sexual advances
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:41 PM
I wouldn't. Those people try to make something of it. Look for an opportunity in it I guess.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:41 PM
Fuck off, you madman!
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:41 PM
Seth starts throwing peas at Emmett
8ball Does Emmett slip and fall on a pea?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Without a doubt.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
8ball does everyone awake notice the naked fur-thing slipping on a pea
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
It is certain.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Seth knocks on the wall
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Emmett bruised his chin on the fall.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Oh! there he is!
HE'S OUTSIDE
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Please. I just want to shower.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Bruh. Garrick says, robotically.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Shut the fuck up Seth!!
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:42 PM
Seth begins to throw peas into Emmett's mouth
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
Emmett shakes his head. NO ROBOTS GARRICK!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
Well, hopefully we have a weight bench.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
no no n on on o no no n no
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
NOW
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
I'm going to go and look for it while they do... That.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
NO!
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
Garrick i have something for you if you get me baaaaack.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
REACH INTO YOUR CHEST
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
Jeez, you alright, dude?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
GRAB YOUR BEATING HEART AND EAT IT
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
Try searching in the janitors closet. There's probably enough bars laying around to make something.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:43 PM
ALL OF IT!
EVERY LAST BIT
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
Maybe I'll ask the Grease Monkey.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU FUCKED MY MOM, AREN'T YOU?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
Seth throws Emmett over his shoulder
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
I have a video of people sleeping for youuuuuu.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
Sweet dreams angel
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
8ball Does Emmett goat kick Seth and make it back into the bathroom, locking it?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
Bro, your action made it. Welcome to the party. (Yes).
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
I get plenty of that for free. Plus, I can't just go against the captain like that.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
Seth flops onto the ground into the fetal position and begins to sleep
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
You're insane!
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:44 PM
He'll probably have tools. She gave a shrug
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
Emmett PLEASE!!
Theylin i have some rare minerals for yoooou.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
Seth awakes
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
Hey! Greaser!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
Garrick, please get the crying 8ball head.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
He checks his phone
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
I need to take another shower.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
OH! ITS 3:30!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:45 PM
Mateo is referring to Theylin as greaser
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:46 PM
8ball does Emmett save Vargas and Seth never hurts Vargas again?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:46 PM
YAAAAAS!
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:46 PM
i had to step away real quick sorry
calling one of my online teachers
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:46 PM
Seth takes out a revolver and puts one bullet into the cylinder, he spins the cylinder
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:46 PM
Thanks Emmett, i owe you one.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:46 PM
Seth puts the revolver to his head and fires it
8ball Does Seth die?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:47 PM
YAAAAAS!
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:47 PM
Fine. I'll get out.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:47 PM
Garrick takes off the limited-edition Squoatling mask.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:47 PM
I'll be able to play not talk
looks up from what he's doing Yea Mateo?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Yo heres the videos Garrick. There of world leaders.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Emmett was in the middle of showering all of the filth off of him from Seth.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Keep them, I don't know those guys.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Seth awakes in Elf Heaven
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Can you make some sort of sturdy weight set?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Oh dang
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Yo why is Seth so lifeless?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Sturdy as in it won't fuck up?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:48 PM
Guess my luck ran out.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:49 PM
Vargas slaps his face.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:49 PM
Hmmm depending on the materials I have, but I could build it. How much weight are we talking at the maximum?
400... 450 lbs?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:49 PM
"Seth Seth Seth, killing yourself by accident once again it seems"
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:49 PM
Welp his dead.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:50 PM
Garrick, I'm going off of coms. Tell me over the ship's intercom whenever we're there.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:50 PM
Oh hey Shyanalcaop, I've missed you!
Did your ass get bigger?
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:50 PM
Alright. Seth just died, by the way. Not sure if you heard the gunshot.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:50 PM
Ima fill him up with nukes and grenades then throw him into space. and ignite it all.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:50 PM
Guess he's not coming on vacation...
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:50 PM
waits for Mateo to answer
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Seth gets a big ol slappy on the face
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Did he shoot himself? Emmett sounded unsurprised.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Vargas drags him to the airlock.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Can you get to 800?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
I did deserve that
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
A bit of a stretch, I know.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Yeah.
In the middle of the den.
I'll move his body back to his room.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
"You should know better honey, when you're dead we have business, any other time its ok"
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
*Vargas straps the nukes to him and stuffs the grenades down his throat. *
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:51 PM
Hmmm would require some heavy duty materials but I'll see what we have on hand in order to build it.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
The room around him turns into an office
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
Thanks, man.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
Just tuck him in his bed for me. He'll be back within an hour or so. The shower in the background was getting a bit louder.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
In order to support such weight, the bar is gonna have to be at a minimum of 100lbs
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
8ball does Garrick successfully move Seth's body to his bed
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
Spanish no.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
Vargas sends him into space igniting it all.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:52 PM
Instead, he gets Seth to his room. (edited)
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:53 PM
"Alright, now honey"
"Im going to need you to fill out this paperwork"
Ok.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:54 PM
Garrick pulls out 200 chicken nuggets, a burger the size of my dick, extra cheddar, put a squeeze on it, twist it, spit on Emmett, and then let it dry. 5 milkshakes all Extra-large, with extra shots of Dwarven Beer, a Mcflurry deluxe, a Hershey Chocolate bar, the cook's left big toenail, a piece of food, nuclear waste, a large glass of grease mixed with pepsi. 2 fried tacos, a fried spitball, 9 salads with extra craisens and with Balsamic Vinaigrette, 2 starved dogs picked apart by crows and vultures, fried vulva, and a fried scab to go, and puts it next to Seth's body.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:54 PM
"Did you recently in a 3 week span have sex with a woman?"
Yes.
"Was it consensual?"
Yes.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:55 PM
Emmett felt refreshed. He feels like putting on a different color shirt for once. Garrick, can you get me my special green shirt for me?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:55 PM
"Did you pick up her name?"
Nope.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 05:55 PM
Volentina just went back to wandering around the ship
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:55 PM
"Did you kill her?"
Yep
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
8ball does Theylin have enough materials on hand to create 800lbs for a weight set?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
No, but something that the person before you decides upon happens.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
Yeah, sure. Garrick grabs a special-looking green shirt and throws it right outside the bathroom.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
@Zander
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
"Alright alright, everything seems in order, just get on the soul train, it should arrive around 5"
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
my bad
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
Emmett stretched and turned off the shower. He sat there, waiting for Garrick.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
It's outside the bathroom. (edited)
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
8ball Is the ship finally at Zarazoga-9?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
Yes but actually no.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
Thanks man.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:56 PM
Shyanalcaop hands Seth a get out of death free card
Thank you baby
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:57 PM
He has the materials to make an 850 pound weight set.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:57 PM
8ball does Vargas destroy every piece of matter that is Seth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:57 PM
N0.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:57 PM
Seth leans over the desk and gives her a smooch
"Get out of here you stud"
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Michael 09-Jun-20 05:58 PM
starts drafting blueprints in order to start making Mateo's weight set
brb
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Seth walks over to the soul train and sits on a bench next to a skeleton
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Emmett opened the hatch and put a hoof out, taking his shirt. He clothed up and sat in the kitchen, surprisingly happy.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Vargas does a assassination for 50000 duckets.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:58 PM
The skeleton says "eh."
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Zander 09-Jun-20 05:58 PM
We almost there?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:58 PM
Where you heading?
"5th Layer, you?"
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 05:59 PM
Vargas is gone for a day.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:59 PM
Top.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:59 PM
I'll check...
Garrick heads to the cockpit.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:59 PM
"Ah lucky man, wish I was you, not your time I'm guessing?"
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 05:59 PM
8ball Is the ship finally at Zarazoga-9?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 05:59 PM
NOOOOOO!
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 05:59 PM
You could say.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:00 PM
Vargas kills Darwin Caltin a drug ring leader.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:00 PM
Beckons Mateo over Mateo c'mere! Need to take some measurements. (edited)
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:00 PM
Will do.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:00 PM
"Ah, there's my train, I'll see you some other time perhaps."
Maybe my friend, maybe.
The Skeleton gets up and boards a train
The train bolts off
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:01 PM
*Vargas makes his way back after receiving and asking for 100k ducketts bonus. *
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:01 PM
gets his tape measurer out and starts taking Mateo's measurements okay, now test this bar out. Make sure everything feels right, it's gonna be heavier than normal due to the materials used
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:01 PM
Alrighty.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:01 PM
The time strikes 5
The soul train arrives
Ah finally
Seth boards the train
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:02 PM
Vargas proceeds to spend all of his money on plostacian before getting back to the ship.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:02 PM
Vargas gets back to the ship before it hits the vacation planet announcing his 150k ducketts.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:02 PM
8ball Does Seth revive on Zarazoga-9?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:02 PM
N0.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:02 PM
That feel okay?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:02 PM
Mateo pumps the weights in a relatively simple manner.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:03 PM
8ball Does Seth revive inside Vargas?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:03 PM
No.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:03 PM
Works well.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:03 PM
It's made out of Feltium, a relatively dense material
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:03 PM
Seth awakens in his bed
Ahhhh, home sweet home
Oh boy I'm proud to say, good morning USA
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:04 PM
What's the weight of the bar?
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:04 PM
Seth gets zapped by the American Dad Empire. (edited)
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:04 PM
AUGHHHH
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:04 PM
Emmett took out a bag of human brownies, brownies shaped like little men. He sighed happily and took out his holodevice to watch some shows.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:04 PM
Vargas is starting his mission.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:04 PM
Instrumental
GOOD MORNING USA
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:04 PM
You want to watch Gold Fisher, Garrick?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
It's about 100 pounds, any less and it wouldn't be able to withstand the weight of the additional 750 pounds you wish to add
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
We're not there yet, by the way.
And sure.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
Alright.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
8ball Does Seth slowly but surely morph into Stan?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
N.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
* Good Morning USA! Lyrics. Stan: Good morning USA, I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day, The sun in the sky has a smile on his face, And he's shining a salute to the American race, Oh boy it's swell to say, Good morning USA!*
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
8ball Does Seth slowly but surely morph into Roger?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
Nyet.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
B🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷🇷
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
8ball Does Seth slowly but surely morph into Roger's tumor baby?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:05 PM
I guess so.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:06 PM
Aight, the set should be done in about 2 hours
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:06 PM
I am become all powerful hahaha
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:07 PM
Merci beaucoup.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:07 PM
Come over here, Garrick. It's been a bit since we've spent actual quality time together.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:07 PM
Seth exits his room
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:07 PM
Garrick slams himself on a chair.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:08 PM
Seth enters into the Dining room
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:09 PM
8ball Is the ship at Zarazoga?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:09 PM
Yo mama. (Yes).
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
8ball Are ancient languages still taught on earth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
Yup.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
8ball does Vargas make it back with all 150 ducketts untouched from a succesful mission.
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
Nope.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
They finished an episode of Gold Fisher. Wait, Garrick.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
Vargas panting from a rough mission.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
Are they in GU territory?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
I fucked up.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
They? Oh, you mean Zarazoga? (edited)
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 06:10 PM
What's a GU?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
Emmett, give me candy
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
Big time.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
I hunger
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
I dunno, I didn't check.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
Emmett sees Seth. What the fuck is that?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
I stole the reward money and didn't kill my target.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
Give me candy
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
Everything went sideways.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
8ball Does Volentina have another smooth rock?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:11 PM
My reply is no.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:12 PM
Emmett gives the alien Seth a brownie.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:12 PM
Seth splits into 2 Rogus
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:12 PM
Okay then.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:12 PM
8ball does 2 hours pass?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:12 PM
You may rely on it.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:12 PM
I got a drug lord after me now.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:13 PM
More candy
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:13 PM
Have fun.
\
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:13 PM
Garrick, can you please check for me?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:13 PM
8ball Does the split up Seths fortnite default dance?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:13 PM
It is decidedly so.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:13 PM
Vargas chuckles after all he is on a ton of plostacian.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:14 PM
I really don't want to lose my mood.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:14 PM
Garrick leaves for the cockpit, again.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:14 PM
I need screen time
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:14 PM
8ball is Zarazoga in GU territorry?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:14 PM
No, but something that the person before you decides upon happens.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:15 PM
Vargas turns into Roger.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:15 PM
8ball Does what Sean say get revoked and instead, Zarazoga is not under GU territory?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:15 PM
Yes but actually no.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:15 PM
Seth starts morphing into Stan
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:15 PM
Garrick starts morphing into Klaus Heissler.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:15 PM
Emmett, as Steve. Is this a security check or something? (edited)
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:16 PM
It is our disguises
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:16 PM
Vargas takes on one of his personas.
8ball does everyone transform back?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:17 PM
ԗݛ. (No).
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:17 PM
Everyone, of course, passes the test, and turn back into their selves soon after.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:17 PM
Vargas gags as he looks at Seth.
EEEEEEEW ROGUEEEEEE
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:18 PM
Well, at least I'm not a disgusting fleshy. No offense, Seth.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:19 PM
None taken, though at least I'm not a furfag
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:19 PM
Emmett shrugged. I'm not a faggot though. But I appreciate the rebuttal.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:20 PM
Seth is a fag though.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:20 PM
I'm assuming Zarazoga-9 is free from GU influence given the AD check.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:20 PM
Seth goes back to being Seth and he shoots and kills the other Seth
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:21 PM
Well, I'm going out. Do we have tickets?
Emmett got up confidently.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:21 PM
I have mine
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:21 PM
I have mine.
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:22 PM
speaks via comms Mateo, come get ur weight set.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:22 PM
Sanya has them.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:22 PM
Wait, you guys all knew about this?
Why was I let out of the loop?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:23 PM
8ball does Emmett show up in yo mamma jeans?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:23 PM
Vargas stares at Seth with smoldering intensity.
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:23 PM
No, but something that the person before you decides upon happens.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:23 PM
We didn't tell anyone else, I think Seth is just being insane.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:24 PM
With a intense stare.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:24 PM
Emmett went into Sanya's room and noticed the pot broken. Her bed was messy and there was no trace of her.
Huh. Sanya's gone?
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:25 PM
8ball Does Seth morph into Sanya?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:25 PM
Happy to tell you that it does happen.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:25 PM
EMMETT!
Garrick, where is Emmett?
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
8ball does Garrick see through this disguise?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
I guess not.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
Oh, hey Sanya! Where have you been?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
8ball Does Emmett find the tickets on her bedside table?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
Bro, your action made it. Welcome to the party. (Yes).
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
In the walls.
I saw a rat and started chasing it
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
8ball does Vargas see through Seths disguise?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
Person who’s after you decides!
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:27 PM
no instead Vargas passes out from straining his brain
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:27 PM
I found the tickets, everyone!
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:27 PM
That would be "no"
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:27 PM
Oh good!
Emmett, come here honey
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:27 PM
Emmett walked into the room, slipping on another pea.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:28 PM
Seths a little bitch huh.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:28 PM
Whoa!
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:28 PM
He left like a pussy.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:28 PM
Seth rips off his shirt and begins tossing her tits
You like?
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:28 PM
Emmett's face is on the ground.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:28 PM
Vargas sees this and goes hmm oooook.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 06:28 PM
What in the world did I just walk back in to??
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
What?
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Michael 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
8ball does Emmett go "girl boobs? AWUUUUUUUGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
Yup.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
Emmett's jaw drops to the floor, his eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, he takes out a boxing glove and hits himself with it 17 times, pants like a dog, and yells AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turns to the audience and says in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
Emmett picked himself up and saw SethSanya.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
Apparently Sanya is flaunting her tits around.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
Sanya would never do this. She's afraid of tossing her tits around.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:29 PM
Garrick is confused and afraid.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:30 PM
Nice i like it Sayna.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:30 PM
Seth's head goes 360 degrees and he begins screeching, he gets down into a crab walk and crawls away
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 06:30 PM
Well then sanya has either changed her mind or someone has a good disguise
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:30 PM
Seth's jaw drops to the floor, his eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, he takes out a boxing glove and hits himself with it 17 times, pants like a dog, and yells AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turns to the audience and says in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:30 PM
Fuck yeah now thats the shit. whispers Vargas to himself
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:31 PM
What are you two doing?!
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:31 PM
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:31 PM
Vargas's jaw drops to the floor, his eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, he takes out a boxing glove and hits himself with it 17 times, pants like a dog, and yells AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turns to the audience and says in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!” (edited)
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 06:32 PM
Volentina just blinks before walking away from the commotion, shaking her head
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:32 PM
Garrick, let's just go.
I'm getting uncomfortable by the weirdos.
Emmett slid over to the hatch.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:34 PM
I'm never going to unsee that...
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:34 PM
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:34 PM
Garrick follows suit.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:34 PM
Dude, she doesn't even have titties. It's not even arousing. (edited)
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
8ball does Sanya have titties
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
Outlook good.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
I'm tramitized
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
She definitely does.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
by that picture.
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Sean. 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
8ball Are they big?
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FF 8Ball BOT 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
No.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:35 PM
I didn't see any.
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:36 PM
That was hot though.
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ScootyDooty 09-Jun-20 06:36 PM
Why are you discussing her tits?
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:36 PM
But that picture.
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Brody 09-Jun-20 06:36 PM
(She always has)
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:36 PM
We meant nipples
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Brody 09-Jun-20 06:36 PM
(oh)
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:37 PM
Zander mistyped and I just copied him apparently
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Æsir 09-Jun-20 06:37 PM
UUUUUUUUUGH.
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Zander 09-Jun-20 06:37 PM
We're stopping here.
This'll be an extended episode. It'll continue on Monday.
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Trey Moment 09-Jun-20 06:37 PM
[SESSION PAUSED]
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Tatsu BOT 09-Jun-20 11:44 PM
🎱 | It is certain, [RP]retribution
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Tatsu BOT 10-Jun-20 12:26 AM
🎱 | Ask again later, [RP]retribution
🎱 | Reply hazy try again, [RP]retribution
🎱 | Without a doubt, [RP]retribution
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:20 PM
Emmett gets to the cockpit and speaks to the security over the ship's comms.
We're safe. We have tickets. Please don't turn us into American Dad characters.
"You're in the clear. Park over in section I-66." (edited)
8ball Does Emmett park the ship in section I-66?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:21 PM
Ja.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:21 PM
Cool. Emmett gets back into the den, waiting for the others.
SANYA, GARRICK.
(others)
Get in here.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:22 PM
Sanya walks out of her room, walking to the den
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:23 PM
Sanya.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:23 PM
What is it, Emmett?
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:23 PM
You have a doppelganger.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:24 PM
8ball Does Seth flash Sanya?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:24 PM
You decide. You earned it!
👍 1
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:24 PM
Emmett looks over to the nippled Sanya and sweats a little.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:24 PM
"You're pretty hot, sunflower!"
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:25 PM
Seth, why?
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:25 PM
Sanya does a double take at the doppleganger
"Because I can. Plus, Tits."
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:26 PM
Are we bringing two Sanyas with us?
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:26 PM
If you don't put my shirt back on, i'll show you how it feels to be stabbed as a woman.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:26 PM
I mean, I wouldn't be bothered by two Sanyas.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:26 PM
8ball does Seth put the shirt on real Sanya
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:27 PM
Spell it with me now, N-O.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:27 PM
As long as they don't bully me.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:27 PM
No, Garrick. We are not bringing that *thing* with us.
Seth slips the shirt completely off, throwing it over Sanya's head.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:27 PM
Emmett proceeded to get to the hatch, waiting on the two.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:28 PM
"Here you go, sunflower. I think I'm going to go strut your stuff."
I am not letting you leave this ship looking like me.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:29 PM
Emmett tapped his hoof on the ground like Sonic the Hedgehog in his idle animation
8ball Does Seth start to feel himself in front of Sanya?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:30 PM
N0.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:30 PM
Put the shirt on. Now.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:31 PM
8ball is Sanya top tier in Final Fighter
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:31 PM
Outlook bad.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:32 PM
Garrick enters the scene and pulls something out of his pockets to alleviate the situation.
SANYA(s).
PLEASE. I WANT TO VACATION.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:33 PM
SANYA PARENTHESIS S PARENTHESIS. (edited)
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:33 PM
I am not leaving until Seth changes!
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Emmett leans against the hatch.
Actually.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:34 PM
8ball Does Seth change back into Seth?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Yo mama. (Yes).
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:34 PM
That 'something' is the Rubber Chicken.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:34 PM
Emmett goes to his room for some trunks.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
"HONK"
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
8ball is wemmfort's translator broken?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
N Word. (No).
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Emmett comes back into the den.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
In a puff of colored smoke, Seth returned to his male self
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Garrick, get some swim trunks.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
For what? My legs?
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:35 PM
Your toes.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:36 PM
What, are we going swimming?
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Gross, they're not toes.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Sanya, you and Garrick planned this for me apparently.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Wemmfort pops out of nowhere. Garrick has toes?
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:36 PM
Emmett points at Garrick's toes.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:36 PM
I see.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Not toes.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:37 PM
8ball Does someone knock on the hatch?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Nien.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:37 PM
Garrick goes to change into a more tropical-looking vest.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:37 PM
8ball Is Garrick secretly an eldritch god?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:38 PM
YAAAAAS!
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:38 PM
8ball does Wemmfort suck on Garrick's "toes"?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:38 PM
Happy to tell you that it does happen.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:38 PM
That 8ball is retconned because having two gods is OP
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:38 PM
Um, Garrick? You have company.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:39 PM
Wemmfort tries to catch the wispy base in his mouth, but unfortunately fails, because he cannot touch them. (edited)
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:39 PM
I'll go see if I have some form of swimsuit.
Sanya walks back to her room. (edited)
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Impatient, Emmett hops atop of Sanya, holding her head. He does so as Sanya enters her room.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:40 PM
Toe yum.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:40 PM
You're reaaaaaally slow.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:41 PM
I have a goat on my head.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:41 PM
Emmett pokes her cheeks. Get your clothing, you plant.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:42 PM
Anyway, what's behind that mask of yours?
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:43 PM
I'm not changing with you in the room. There have already been enough of my naked body today.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:43 PM
Sanya, are you really that insecure about your nipple-less body?
Or rather, insecure about me seeing it?
You got completely nude while drunk once. I didn't care.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:44 PM
What? When was this?
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:45 PM
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:45 PM
I dunno, like a few semesters ago.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:45 PM
Garrick exits the living quarters in his 'swimsuit'. (edited)
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:45 PM
We were at those heat springs.
On Vogega.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Whether I've been naked or not doesn't matter. Just get out my room, Emmett.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:46 PM
Wemmfort repeats what he said. What's behind that mask of yours?
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:46 PM
My face.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Sanya reaches to grab the Squoatling
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:47 PM
My face is also in front of the mask.
8ball does Garrick take off his mask, revealing the horror of maskless Garrick to Wemmfort?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Spell it with me now, Y-E-S.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:47 PM
Just for you, pal.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:48 PM
Like a sloth, Emmett hangs over her head, pushing his cheek against her flower.
Nah....
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:48 PM
It's the truth
You can't hide from it
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:49 PM
8ball Does maskless Garrick look like Squarrick?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:49 PM
No.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 04:49 PM
8ball is maskless Garrick Emmett 2?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:49 PM
Outlook bad.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:50 PM
8ball Does Sanya forcibly remove Emmett from her room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:51 PM
You don’t got it.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 04:51 PM
8ball does Emmett forcibly remove Sanya from her room?
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Yes, definitely.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:51 PM
Sanya is pushed out of her room, as the door thuds closed
Emmett, what are you doing? Get out of there, I need to change.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:52 PM
Well, Sanya.
You see, I need to dress you up.
And you won't let me if I'm out of here.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:53 PM
I'm changing in your room, then.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:55 PM
Here.
Emmett takes some clothes from Sanya's closet. They were pastel colored, potentially Mary's clothing.
Wear this.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:56 PM
That's... not my swimsuit. Here, it's in the back of the closet.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:56 PM
Sanya.
This is a swimsuit.
Unless you have someone else's clothing in here.
Kinda weird...
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Brody 16-Jun-20 04:57 PM
Sanya reaches past and grabs an outfit similar to her daily wear, but without sleeves.
Those are... Iris'. She must have put them in my closet. I'll give them back to her.
Sanya grabs the clothes from Emmett, stuffing them in her flower.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 04:58 PM
Emmett crosses his arms. (edited)
Alright then.
Emmett sat down on her bed, eyeing her.
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Brody 16-Jun-20 05:00 PM
Now, are you going to leave while I change?
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:00 PM
8ball is chomsky black
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 05:00 PM
Outlook good.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:00 PM
@Jonas can you confirm
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Brody 16-Jun-20 05:00 PM
@Jonas
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:01 PM
Emmett shrugged. I need to change too.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:01 PM
8ball do they hurry up and change
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 05:01 PM
My reply is no.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 05:01 PM
@Jonas
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Brody 16-Jun-20 05:02 PM
Just get out of my room.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:02 PM
Garrick turns into a naked molerat for three seconds.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:02 PM
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? HURRY UP
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:02 PM
WOW. YOU REALLY WANT US TO HURRY UP?
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:02 PM
ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ (edited)
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:02 PM
Emmett races out, tossing his shirt at Garrick.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 05:03 PM
Trey screams in final frontier
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Brody 16-Jun-20 05:03 PM
Sanya locks the door behind Emmett, getting dressed.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:03 PM
Garrick catches the shirt and throws it back, starting a game of catch.
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 05:04 PM
Sanya's boobies look like this (edited)
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Emmett catches the shirt and takes off his sweatpants. He tosses both back and puts on his trunks.
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Jonas 16-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Chomsky is not black
Sorry to tell you trey
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:05 PM
White face
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Is he going on the beach trip with everyone else
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 05:05 PM
Chomsky is in fact, yellow (edited)
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Jonas 16-Jun-20 05:06 PM
To be honest with you trey I'm not sure hes there at all I only came in for 1 episode at the very beginning
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:06 PM
Is that why Garrick has a picture of his butt with sunglasses on it
As memorabilia
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Jonas 16-Jun-20 05:06 PM
Sure
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:07 PM
He's stayed
Just in the backlines until you one day pick him up
And eat him
And absorb
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:08 PM
8ball are Chomsky and Mary related
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 05:08 PM
No, but something that the person after you decides upon happens.
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Trey Moment 16-Jun-20 05:08 PM
8ball says so
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Hyper-Realistic Blood. 16-Jun-20 05:08 PM
8poop
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FF 8Ball BOT 16-Jun-20 05:08 PM
No, you are poop.
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Zander 16-Jun-20 05:08 PM
They're brother and sister
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